Michael
@mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social
Serving cvnt, with a side of sweet potato fries.
Free them all 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇸
📍CHI
Free them all 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇸
📍CHI
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
unfortunately a bar
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
unfortunately a bar
it’s giving onion!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it’s giving onion!!!
he’s in awe of my tism
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
he’s in awe of my tism
cataclysmically horny during work hours
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
cataclysmically horny during work hours
gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever
how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app
I heard y’all were into buff nerds?
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I heard y’all were into buff nerds?
ahem, may i have your attention please?
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
ahem, may i have your attention please?
if i send you this it mean it’s time to clock in WAGE SLAVES!!! End stage capitalism demands your sacrifice divaaaa 🤩
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
if i send you this it mean it’s time to clock in WAGE SLAVES!!! End stage capitalism demands your sacrifice divaaaa 🤩
I struggle to take a lot of Y’all™️ seriously bc you’ve got Hozier, Florence, Sara Bareilles, Yebba, Miley, HAYLEY AND ADELE…… and still choose Taylor?
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I struggle to take a lot of Y’all™️ seriously bc you’ve got Hozier, Florence, Sara Bareilles, Yebba, Miley, HAYLEY AND ADELE…… and still choose Taylor?
feeling like i need a new job and more letters behind my name oh no :))))
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
feeling like i need a new job and more letters behind my name oh no :))))
accidentally used “cruzar” instead of “juntar” or “encontrar” to talk about a short hallway meeting with a coworker
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
accidentally used “cruzar” instead of “juntar” or “encontrar” to talk about a short hallway meeting with a coworker
i blocked her immediately, my whole fucking day is ruined
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i blocked her immediately, my whole fucking day is ruined
so i decided to pop back over, they’re going absolutely crazy on That™️ app
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
so i decided to pop back over, they’re going absolutely crazy on That™️ app
no not really but fuck it we ball
September 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
no not really but fuck it we ball
saw my high school bully at the airport and he’s ugly now
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
saw my high school bully at the airport and he’s ugly now
On my way 🏃🏽♂️💨💨💨
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
On my way 🏃🏽♂️💨💨💨
mondayyyyyyyyy :)
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
mondayyyyyyyyy :)
a round trip flight from chicago to rio at the end of the month is $450….
September 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
a round trip flight from chicago to rio at the end of the month is $450….
switching to a non-technical management role never kill yourself diva
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
switching to a non-technical management role never kill yourself diva
