Mike Beauvais
@mikebeauvais.bsky.social
[First date]
HER: If you had a time machine, where would you go?
ME (knowing full well that I would travel back to 2014 to bid on the haunting Baby Grinch doll from the 2000 Jim Carrey movie at a Turner Classic Movies auction in New York City): Ancient Rome, probably.
HER: If you had a time machine, where would you go?
ME (knowing full well that I would travel back to 2014 to bid on the haunting Baby Grinch doll from the 2000 Jim Carrey movie at a Turner Classic Movies auction in New York City): Ancient Rome, probably.
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
[First date]
HER: If you had a time machine, where would you go?
ME (knowing full well that I would travel back to 2014 to bid on the haunting Baby Grinch doll from the 2000 Jim Carrey movie at a Turner Classic Movies auction in New York City): Ancient Rome, probably.
HER: If you had a time machine, where would you go?
ME (knowing full well that I would travel back to 2014 to bid on the haunting Baby Grinch doll from the 2000 Jim Carrey movie at a Turner Classic Movies auction in New York City): Ancient Rome, probably.
ND losing to this USC team to miss the playoff would be the most ND shit imaginable.
November 30, 2024 at 11:10 PM
ND losing to this USC team to miss the playoff would be the most ND shit imaginable.
Match of the Year with Will Ospreay and Match of the Year without Will Ospreay needs to be two separate categories for 2024.
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Match of the Year with Will Ospreay and Match of the Year without Will Ospreay needs to be two separate categories for 2024.
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and lose to ND by 40-plus.
November 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and lose to ND by 40-plus.
Hard to believe that Ryan Williams is 17 and only two years younger than Jayson Tatum.
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Hard to believe that Ryan Williams is 17 and only two years younger than Jayson Tatum.
Dismayed to learn Pope Francis is on Bluesky.
Was planning to declare myself Pope over here and set up my own Avignon.
Was planning to declare myself Pope over here and set up my own Avignon.
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Dismayed to learn Pope Francis is on Bluesky.
Was planning to declare myself Pope over here and set up my own Avignon.
Was planning to declare myself Pope over here and set up my own Avignon.
Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General to spend more time with children.
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General to spend more time with children.
What are you missing on Twitter, you ask?
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
What are you missing on Twitter, you ask?
I wonder if he’s any relation to this Tommy Tuberville.
November 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I wonder if he’s any relation to this Tommy Tuberville.
Now that Inside the NBA will fall under the Disney umbrella, I only ask for one thing.
November 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Now that Inside the NBA will fall under the Disney umbrella, I only ask for one thing.
Urban Meyer, guest picker.
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Urban Meyer, guest picker.
HOME ALONE 2 (1992), Dir. Chris Columbus
What is happening in Manhattan!?
November 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
HOME ALONE 2 (1992), Dir. Chris Columbus
Look, it’s really easy to make fun of Brian Kelly right now.
There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know how is easy it is.
There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know how is easy it is.
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Look, it’s really easy to make fun of Brian Kelly right now.
There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know how is easy it is.
There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know how is easy it is.
Boxing is cool because you’ll watch a good fight and think to yourself “Why don’t I watch boxing more often?” and then the judges immediately remind you of why.
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Boxing is cool because you’ll watch a good fight and think to yourself “Why don’t I watch boxing more often?” and then the judges immediately remind you of why.
I have purchased Dov Kleiman’s Bluesky account.
Hello, I am Dov Kleiman now.
Here’s somebody else’s video from Lions practice. 🔥🔥🔥
Hello, I am Dov Kleiman now.
Here’s somebody else’s video from Lions practice. 🔥🔥🔥
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I have purchased Dov Kleiman’s Bluesky account.
Hello, I am Dov Kleiman now.
Here’s somebody else’s video from Lions practice. 🔥🔥🔥
Hello, I am Dov Kleiman now.
Here’s somebody else’s video from Lions practice. 🔥🔥🔥
NBA: Raps
NFL: Bills
NHL: Leafs
College FB: *whispers* ND
College BB: UConn
MLB: Jays
WNBA: Toronto 2026
PL: United
NFL: Bills
NHL: Leafs
College FB: *whispers* ND
College BB: UConn
MLB: Jays
WNBA: Toronto 2026
PL: United
NBA: Raptors
NFL: Saints
NHL: Oilers
College: Boise State
MLB: Blue Jays
WNBA: Lynx until Toronto hits
Soccer: Crystal Palace 🦅
NFL: Saints
NHL: Oilers
College: Boise State
MLB: Blue Jays
WNBA: Lynx until Toronto hits
Soccer: Crystal Palace 🦅
NBA: bulls
NFL: bears
NHL: hawks
COLLEGE: illinois
MLB: cubs
WNBA: sky
PL: Aston Villa
NFL: bears
NHL: hawks
COLLEGE: illinois
MLB: cubs
WNBA: sky
PL: Aston Villa
November 15, 2024 at 1:49 AM
NBA: Raps
NFL: Bills
NHL: Leafs
College FB: *whispers* ND
College BB: UConn
MLB: Jays
WNBA: Toronto 2026
PL: United
NFL: Bills
NHL: Leafs
College FB: *whispers* ND
College BB: UConn
MLB: Jays
WNBA: Toronto 2026
PL: United
DONALD TRUMP: I am please to nominate RFK Jr. to head the Department of Health and Human Services.
LONG ERADICATED PREVENTABLE ILLNESSES:
LONG ERADICATED PREVENTABLE ILLNESSES:
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
DONALD TRUMP: I am please to nominate RFK Jr. to head the Department of Health and Human Services.
LONG ERADICATED PREVENTABLE ILLNESSES:
LONG ERADICATED PREVENTABLE ILLNESSES:
JERRY SEINFELD: Just follow her on Bluesky.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Her handle’s invalid.
JERRY SEINFELD: She’s got an invalid handle?
GEORGE COSTANZA (slamming table): Invalid handle, Jerry.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Her handle’s invalid.
JERRY SEINFELD: She’s got an invalid handle?
GEORGE COSTANZA (slamming table): Invalid handle, Jerry.
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
JERRY SEINFELD: Just follow her on Bluesky.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Her handle’s invalid.
JERRY SEINFELD: She’s got an invalid handle?
GEORGE COSTANZA (slamming table): Invalid handle, Jerry.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Her handle’s invalid.
JERRY SEINFELD: She’s got an invalid handle?
GEORGE COSTANZA (slamming table): Invalid handle, Jerry.
I dunno, I think there’s a difference between an existential struggle for your country’s very existence and the dumb app you post jokes on while sitting on the toilet.
So I just posted this on Twitter & asked for views on it & the BlueSky exodus? Isn’t it just ceding ground to Musk? Zelensky didn’t pack his bags & decamp to Poland. Tell me why I’m wrong.
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts
Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I dunno, I think there’s a difference between an existential struggle for your country’s very existence and the dumb app you post jokes on while sitting on the toilet.
The best part about Bluesky is having another app to repeatedly close and immediately open again.
November 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
The best part about Bluesky is having another app to repeatedly close and immediately open again.
I’m thinking about turning this account into a gimmick account dedicated to how great sports in the 1970s were.
Super, even.
It’s a brand new idea unique to my mind.
Super, even.
It’s a brand new idea unique to my mind.
November 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I’m thinking about turning this account into a gimmick account dedicated to how great sports in the 1970s were.
Super, even.
It’s a brand new idea unique to my mind.
Super, even.
It’s a brand new idea unique to my mind.
Before and after I fill my body with The Onion supplements and brain pills.
November 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Before and after I fill my body with The Onion supplements and brain pills.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive is once again former Chicago White Sox catcher Ron Karkovice.
November 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive is once again former Chicago White Sox catcher Ron Karkovice.
MATT GAETZ (sipping from Solo cup): I’m going to be the Attorney General.
HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL: I think Jamie’s parents just pulled into the driveway.
HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL: I think Jamie’s parents just pulled into the driveway.
November 13, 2024 at 10:27 PM
MATT GAETZ (sipping from Solo cup): I’m going to be the Attorney General.
HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL: I think Jamie’s parents just pulled into the driveway.
HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL: I think Jamie’s parents just pulled into the driveway.