Scott Lewis
@scottlewis.bsky.social
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Pinned
Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually
People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist
Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor
These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers
My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome
At least I have tickets to Game 8
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
At least I have tickets to Game 8
Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw
If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night
It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul
Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed
The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game
Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6
Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara
October 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara
Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series
These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay
You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing
Mariners get Gabe Speier up in the pen every night just so no one has to sit and smell him
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mariners get Gabe Speier up in the pen every night just so no one has to sit and smell him
Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
Giving Geese another shot, who still give me big vibes of this
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Giving Geese another shot, who still give me big vibes of this
Has anyone figured out what's going on with the guy who sits behind home plate in Toronto and looks like he's about to leak synthol from his arms?
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Has anyone figured out what's going on with the guy who sits behind home plate in Toronto and looks like he's about to leak synthol from his arms?
If I was one of these rich guys I would do all kinds of cool shit and zero of it would be sweating profusely and spewing nonsense about the fucking antichrist in public interviews
October 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If I was one of these rich guys I would do all kinds of cool shit and zero of it would be sweating profusely and spewing nonsense about the fucking antichrist in public interviews
Donald Trump, sir, this is currently war-torn hell hole Toronto and u should not under any circumstances allow for good American boys Big Dumper, Logan Gilbert, Bryan Woo, and George Kirby to leave US soil
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Donald Trump, sir, this is currently war-torn hell hole Toronto and u should not under any circumstances allow for good American boys Big Dumper, Logan Gilbert, Bryan Woo, and George Kirby to leave US soil
Yeah because he got his ass handed to him in Part 1!
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yeah because he got his ass handed to him in Part 1!
Bro looks like he's on the doorstep of assuming his natural form as the human cigarette
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Bro looks like he's on the doorstep of assuming his natural form as the human cigarette