Scott Lewis
@scottlewis.bsky.social
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
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Scott Lewis
@scottlewis.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
Giannis will go the Knicks in a comical trade that derails their season when he plays fewer than 11 games
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Giannis will go the Knicks in a comical trade that derails their season when he plays fewer than 11 games
Some of the dumbest people I know are sharing this on FB and it may surprise u to learn they are actually talking about Mark Carney
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Some of the dumbest people I know are sharing this on FB and it may surprise u to learn they are actually talking about Mark Carney
Agreeing to the framework of a deal to extend Jamal Shead
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Agreeing to the framework of a deal to extend Jamal Shead
Coroner: "He died shoveling snow at approximately 9:24"
Wife: "Was that p.m.?"
C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"
Wife: "Was that p.m.?"
C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Coroner: "He died shoveling snow at approximately 9:24"
Wife: "Was that p.m.?"
C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"
Wife: "Was that p.m.?"
C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"
I thought welfare fraud was as American as Brett Favre
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I thought welfare fraud was as American as Brett Favre
Seriously what is anyone who is not a depraved cretin or starved attention whore still doing on X/Twitter? Grow up, don't let that bot-fueled following define u
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Seriously what is anyone who is not a depraved cretin or starved attention whore still doing on X/Twitter? Grow up, don't let that bot-fueled following define u
They have software at the gates of heaven that can tell if you were named by ChatGPT
The parents of the first baby born in 2026 in this county outside Baltimore got their name ideas from ChatGPT. Hudson Oakley Winkler.
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
ChatGPT named Carroll County’s first-born baby in 2026
The first baby born in Carroll County in 2026 was named with help from ChatGPT, a generative artificial intelligence chatbot.
www.baltimoresun.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
They have software at the gates of heaven that can tell if you were named by ChatGPT
Team Canada honouring the country's strong extradition ties with Italy by bringing Tom Wilson to the Olympics, I assume
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Team Canada honouring the country's strong extradition ties with Italy by bringing Tom Wilson to the Olympics, I assume
"Got it right here in my Raptor bag"
Name a quote from a 90s film.
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Got it right here in my Raptor bag"
Danzig II: Lucifuge is a Christmas album
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Danzig II: Lucifuge is a Christmas album
Payton Pritchard averaging 50 ppg in church league
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Payton Pritchard averaging 50 ppg in church league
Reposted by Scott Lewis
Just want to put it out there that @drewgrof.bsky.social's group chat "Alex Caruso is better than Michael Jordan" theory is breaking containment
May 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just want to put it out there that @drewgrof.bsky.social's group chat "Alex Caruso is better than Michael Jordan" theory is breaking containment
Teaching the kids about Jesus's sister Janice, Janice Christ
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Teaching the kids about Jesus's sister Janice, Janice Christ
Harrassing a school shooter's family because I had over 6.5 dead and they left a seventh child with non-life threatening injuries
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Harrassing a school shooter's family because I had over 6.5 dead and they left a seventh child with non-life threatening injuries
The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR
Reposted by Scott Lewis
Chet Holmgren is Corn Belt Wemby
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chet Holmgren is Corn Belt Wemby
Wild news re: Alberta's hottest export showing up at a Tate McCrae show
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Wild news re: Alberta's hottest export showing up at a Tate McCrae show
Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually
People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist
Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor
These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers
My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome