Miguel Parreño
@miguelaparreno.bsky.social
Midwestern, Solo Latino Feature writer and TV co-writer.
Hear me out: He starts out on top of a dam and says… I’ve been here before… shrugs it off and jumps.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hear me out: He starts out on top of a dam and says… I’ve been here before… shrugs it off and jumps.
Imagine letting someone as stupid as Mike Johnson dragging your asses to the cleaners.
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Imagine letting someone as stupid as Mike Johnson dragging your asses to the cleaners.
Easier to just assume they’re all complicit and vote them all out.
I'd like for someone in the dem caucus to tell us which senators were real no votes and which ones voted no because they were allowed to.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Easier to just assume they’re all complicit and vote them all out.
Primary everyone over 60
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Primary everyone over 60
Burn the whole useless party to the ground.
Dems who voted with GOP on ending shutdown:
DURBIN
SHAHEEN
HASSAN
FETTERMAN
ROSEN
CORTEZ MASTO
KAINE
And KING (I)
On track for 60-40 vote
DURBIN
SHAHEEN
HASSAN
FETTERMAN
ROSEN
CORTEZ MASTO
KAINE
And KING (I)
On track for 60-40 vote
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Burn the whole useless party to the ground.
“Hey fam, we caved but we really need another $5 so we can cave to Trump better and more fecklessly next time!”
Can't wait for tomorrow's fundraising email from the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Hey fam, we caved but we really need another $5 so we can cave to Trump better and more fecklessly next time!”
@kaine.senate.gov you’re Charlie Brown.
a cartoon of charlie brown running in a field with the words " are you ready for some football " above him
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown running in a field with the words " are you ready for some football " above him
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@kaine.senate.gov you’re Charlie Brown.
My Eat The Rich script takes place in 2035 when Elon is set to become the world’s first Trillionaire and brings up his billionaire frienemies up to his space station to celebrate and end up getting stranded.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My Eat The Rich script takes place in 2035 when Elon is set to become the world’s first Trillionaire and brings up his billionaire frienemies up to his space station to celebrate and end up getting stranded.
Reposted by Miguel Parreño
I started a trend!
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I started a trend!
He died as he lived. Devoted to hating Muslims that he couldn’t bear to live long enough to see one elected Mayor of NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He died as he lived. Devoted to hating Muslims that he couldn’t bear to live long enough to see one elected Mayor of NYC.
This was my High School not even a block away from where I grew up. Fuck ICE.
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
Chase involving feds results in crashes, ends in arrests at Gurnee high school campus: police
A car chase involving federal agents ended in arrests at a north suburban high school Thursday morning, Gurnee police said.
abc7chicago.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This was my High School not even a block away from where I grew up. Fuck ICE.
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
We’re one step closer to making this a reality. Fun things incoming!
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We’re one step closer to making this a reality. Fun things incoming!
Cuomo’s desperation to cling to power is the top reason why he needs to be repudiated in this election.
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cuomo’s desperation to cling to power is the top reason why he needs to be repudiated in this election.
Bedard with the hat trick!
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bedard with the hat trick!
If you wanna read about what happens in the scenario that's "really bad for their own fates" check out my new feature, "EAT THE RICH!
Again, I'm in the cheap seats here just watching the show, but the fact that the richest Americans are acting with such open contempt for the rest of the nation seems not just bad for the country but possibly *really* bad for their own fates too.
They're making a different bet now, it seems.
They're making a different bet now, it seems.
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you wanna read about what happens in the scenario that's "really bad for their own fates" check out my new feature, "EAT THE RICH!
Oh man. She really has no true friends.
...
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh man. She really has no true friends.
Call. Their. Bluff. If they want to leave. Let them but they likely won't.
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT
"A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
"A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Call. Their. Bluff. If they want to leave. Let them but they likely won't.
Hey Guys! Here are some great horror scripts as part of the new Dead List!
Lights. Camera. RADNESS—
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey Guys! Here are some great horror scripts as part of the new Dead List!
Reposted by Miguel Parreño
Plattner's tattoo doesn't make him a Nazi, but it doesn't exactly scream "good judgment." I don't trust people who see-saw between whatever edgy ideology gets them the most attention in the moment. It's how we ended up with Fetterman.
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Plattner's tattoo doesn't make him a Nazi, but it doesn't exactly scream "good judgment." I don't trust people who see-saw between whatever edgy ideology gets them the most attention in the moment. It's how we ended up with Fetterman.
We are so lucky that he’s putting some of the dumbest people in charge. Imagine if they were actually competent.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We are so lucky that he’s putting some of the dumbest people in charge. Imagine if they were actually competent.
Reposted by Miguel Parreño
Just friendly advice for the Dodgers fans: most fans of other teams are going to be rooting for the Jays no matter what, embrace the villain role and you will be much happier than trying unsuccessfully to convince everyone else that the Dodgers are the heroes everyone should root for
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Just friendly advice for the Dodgers fans: most fans of other teams are going to be rooting for the Jays no matter what, embrace the villain role and you will be much happier than trying unsuccessfully to convince everyone else that the Dodgers are the heroes everyone should root for
Your daily reminder that no matter what Gavin Newsom or his team says or does, he still sucks and shouldn't ever be President.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Calls Out Gavin Newsom for Vetoing AI Regulation Bill: “Too Scared to Sign It”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.
bit.ly
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Your daily reminder that no matter what Gavin Newsom or his team says or does, he still sucks and shouldn't ever be President.