🛡️Hedge Knight Guy🛡️
@mightychicken86.bsky.social
Performer, IT guy, black magic enjoyer, and aspiring developer of Studio Witchthirst.
Working on Hedge Knight, an RPG of healing, holistic erotica 🔞.
He/him
Working on Hedge Knight, an RPG of healing, holistic erotica 🔞.
He/him
Where are people getting these monster fucker licenses?
What agency provides oversight for this pastime?
How much does it cost to renew a monster fucker license?
Are there legal penalties for unlicensed monster fucking?
What agency provides oversight for this pastime?
How much does it cost to renew a monster fucker license?
Are there legal penalties for unlicensed monster fucking?
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Where are people getting these monster fucker licenses?
What agency provides oversight for this pastime?
How much does it cost to renew a monster fucker license?
Are there legal penalties for unlicensed monster fucking?
What agency provides oversight for this pastime?
How much does it cost to renew a monster fucker license?
Are there legal penalties for unlicensed monster fucking?
I'm pretty sure whatever is going between Melinoe and Nemesis qualifies as ranked, competitive sex.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm pretty sure whatever is going between Melinoe and Nemesis qualifies as ranked, competitive sex.
Look at her!
Channeling my inner Miranda for some Big Supreme Energy. 🔮✨️😘
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look at her!
He right.
Fair warning when you date a goth girl you need to give her a little witch corner dedicated to keep all her cicada shells and dried leaves and fortune bones
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He right.
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Hades 2 taught me things about myself.
Like how my ability to recognize red flags won't actually stop me from trying to sleep with Eris.
Like how my ability to recognize red flags won't actually stop me from trying to sleep with Eris.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hades 2 taught me things about myself.
Like how my ability to recognize red flags won't actually stop me from trying to sleep with Eris.
Like how my ability to recognize red flags won't actually stop me from trying to sleep with Eris.
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I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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punching people is illegal, but boxing is legal
therefore stealing peoples' cars is illegal, but what if there was like a league where a bunch of car owners all agreed to try to steal each other's cars? the people could then make their own gta 6, go outside and connect with the community
therefore stealing peoples' cars is illegal, but what if there was like a league where a bunch of car owners all agreed to try to steal each other's cars? the people could then make their own gta 6, go outside and connect with the community
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
punching people is illegal, but boxing is legal
therefore stealing peoples' cars is illegal, but what if there was like a league where a bunch of car owners all agreed to try to steal each other's cars? the people could then make their own gta 6, go outside and connect with the community
therefore stealing peoples' cars is illegal, but what if there was like a league where a bunch of car owners all agreed to try to steal each other's cars? the people could then make their own gta 6, go outside and connect with the community
In the latest dev diary on the Patreon, there's a couple bumps and noises I couldn't edit out. All thanks to this asshole.
New Dev Diary up on the Patreon! One of our familiars had *opinions*. 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In the latest dev diary on the Patreon, there's a couple bumps and noises I couldn't edit out. All thanks to this asshole.
I'm going to have patch notes when I manage to update the demo, but I can tell you one of them is going to be "Masc Protag no longer cums so hard his freckles vanish".
Never expected that to be a sentence I would write, but here we are.
Never expected that to be a sentence I would write, but here we are.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm going to have patch notes when I manage to update the demo, but I can tell you one of them is going to be "Masc Protag no longer cums so hard his freckles vanish".
Never expected that to be a sentence I would write, but here we are.
Never expected that to be a sentence I would write, but here we are.
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there's no rule book. you have to destroy yours to know how to live
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
there's no rule book. you have to destroy yours to know how to live
I mean, not my usual cup of tea, but rules are rules, I suppose.
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I mean, not my usual cup of tea, but rules are rules, I suppose.
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
I've reached a level of comfort with my engine of choice that programming my eroge be like:
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've reached a level of comfort with my engine of choice that programming my eroge be like:
I hate to admit it, but my conscience would not allow me to vote for Mamdani last night.
Mind you, this has nothing to do with his policies and everything to do with me not living in NYC.
Congrats on the win and I hope to see more candidates like him in the future.
Mind you, this has nothing to do with his policies and everything to do with me not living in NYC.
Congrats on the win and I hope to see more candidates like him in the future.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I hate to admit it, but my conscience would not allow me to vote for Mamdani last night.
Mind you, this has nothing to do with his policies and everything to do with me not living in NYC.
Congrats on the win and I hope to see more candidates like him in the future.
Mind you, this has nothing to do with his policies and everything to do with me not living in NYC.
Congrats on the win and I hope to see more candidates like him in the future.
For those interested in supporting the development of Hedge Knight, but don't want to commit to a subscription.
As we tinker away on the next chapters of the story, any contributions to the cauldron are much appreciated. Thanks for helping us make the magic happen. 😘
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November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
For those interested in supporting the development of Hedge Knight, but don't want to commit to a subscription.
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wait wait wait
this whole time i was sure "would thou like to live deliciously?" was from a cereal commercial
this whole time i was sure "would thou like to live deliciously?" was from a cereal commercial
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
wait wait wait
this whole time i was sure "would thou like to live deliciously?" was from a cereal commercial
this whole time i was sure "would thou like to live deliciously?" was from a cereal commercial
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Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween from the Witch at Home! 😘🎃🕯
Updates on Demo Progress coming soon! Feel free to get a li'l spicy with us in the meantime at studio-witchthirst.itch.io/hedge-knight. If you dare. 😈
#hedgeknight #studiowitchthirst #datingsim #eroge #witchxknight #halloween #samhain
Updates on Demo Progress coming soon! Feel free to get a li'l spicy with us in the meantime at studio-witchthirst.itch.io/hedge-knight. If you dare. 😈
#hedgeknight #studiowitchthirst #datingsim #eroge #witchxknight #halloween #samhain
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween from the Witch at Home! 😘🎃🕯
Updates on Demo Progress coming soon! Feel free to get a li'l spicy with us in the meantime at studio-witchthirst.itch.io/hedge-knight. If you dare. 😈
#hedgeknight #studiowitchthirst #datingsim #eroge #witchxknight #halloween #samhain
Updates on Demo Progress coming soon! Feel free to get a li'l spicy with us in the meantime at studio-witchthirst.itch.io/hedge-knight. If you dare. 😈
#hedgeknight #studiowitchthirst #datingsim #eroge #witchxknight #halloween #samhain
Kinda feeling this one given what my next goals are. I'd like to just keep plugging away at the game, but I need to get more eyeballs on Hedge Knight and more Patreon bucks funding it.
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kinda feeling this one given what my next goals are. I'd like to just keep plugging away at the game, but I need to get more eyeballs on Hedge Knight and more Patreon bucks funding it.
Welp, I achieved the short term goal of "get the demo out" for Hedge Knight.
Time to start cracking away at updates.
Time to start cracking away at updates.
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Welp, I achieved the short term goal of "get the demo out" for Hedge Knight.
Time to start cracking away at updates.
Time to start cracking away at updates.
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A friend of mine played my eroge, Hedge Knight, and described Miranda as the "objectively correct" choice for who to romance.
Which is a little awkward considering he's married to Annette's VA.
Which is a little awkward considering he's married to Annette's VA.
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A friend of mine played my eroge, Hedge Knight, and described Miranda as the "objectively correct" choice for who to romance.
Which is a little awkward considering he's married to Annette's VA.
Which is a little awkward considering he's married to Annette's VA.