Davis Ray Sickmon, Jr
@midnightryder.com
Software developer, sometimes funny, sometimes rennie, general PITA. #Follow for... whatever.
Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:
#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral
#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation
My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the “stop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than “like and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the “stop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than “like and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling
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October 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (“Clean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (“Clean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing 🙂 #workout #fitness #jokes
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing 🙂 #workout #fitness #jokes
The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.
October 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.
fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
August 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This is, without question…my favorite post from 2025:
July 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is, without question…my favorite post from 2025:
Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats
July 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats
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Name one company with a platform capable of the job that everyone is going to agree on. I’ll wait.
I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting “writing pictures” on stone tablets again.
I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting “writing pictures” on stone tablets again.
July 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Name one company with a platform capable of the job that everyone is going to agree on. I’ll wait.
I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting “writing pictures” on stone tablets again.
I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting “writing pictures” on stone tablets again.
So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2
July 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2
#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)
July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)
I've been a fan of Bunny for a bit now - cool that they've had fun with their Discord community (which I'm not actually on :-) )
A year ago, we opened the doors. Today? 5K members have turned our Discord into something special. 🐰
We wanted to do more than just say thank you, so we're giving back:
🎁 For the 1st time ever, win the full Bunny sweatsuit combo
🎁 Plus 5 Bunny merch boxes
How to enter: 💬 Like + comment on this post
We wanted to do more than just say thank you, so we're giving back:
🎁 For the 1st time ever, win the full Bunny sweatsuit combo
🎁 Plus 5 Bunny merch boxes
How to enter: 💬 Like + comment on this post
June 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've been a fan of Bunny for a bit now - cool that they've had fun with their Discord community (which I'm not actually on :-) )
After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup 🙂. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, ‘cause I’m the best ever ;-)
May 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup 🙂. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, ‘cause I’m the best ever ;-)