Davis Ray Sickmon, Jr
@midnightryder.com
Software developer, sometimes funny, sometimes rennie, general PITA. #Follow for... whatever.
Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:
#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral
#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation
My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the “stop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than “like and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the “stop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than “like and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (“Clean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (“Clean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing 🙂 #workout #fitness #jokes
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing 🙂 #workout #fitness #jokes
The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.
October 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.
fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
August 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats
July 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats
So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2
July 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2
#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)
July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)
After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup 🙂. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, ‘cause I’m the best ever ;-)
May 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup 🙂. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, ‘cause I’m the best ever ;-)
So I thought it would fun to snag a pic of Gigi being cute and hanging out on the back of my office chair. However, wrong camera settings, and it went from creepy to slightly demonic kitty. #cats
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So I thought it would fun to snag a pic of Gigi being cute and hanging out on the back of my office chair. However, wrong camera settings, and it went from creepy to slightly demonic kitty. #cats
#1001badjokes and #puns #328: 80's #golf pants are some of the most hideously awesome uses of fabric ever. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
April 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #328: 80's #golf pants are some of the most hideously awesome uses of fabric ever. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #326: yeah, this is another #kidjoke - #lostandfound :-) #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
April 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #326: yeah, this is another #kidjoke - #lostandfound :-) #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #327: Caffeinated #cows? Cowfeinated? Not sure how that works… #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #327: Caffeinated #cows? Cowfeinated? Not sure how that works… #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #325: Studying famous thieves is a bit of a weird topic. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
March 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #325: Studying famous thieves is a bit of a weird topic. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #324 - probably aught to sleep on this joke. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #324 - probably aught to sleep on this joke. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes