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Mike
@michaelryanp.bsky.social
Boy dad. Cat dad. Gay dad. 🏳️‍🌈
Film nerd https://boxd.it/NTGP
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This week sucked but I have hope we’ll get through it. And in the meantime, take care of yourself newskies 😘
Tony Kanal aged so well the only problematic thing he’s done is gwen stefani
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dorit wrote a book? #RHOBH
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m halfway through this RHOSLC premiere and I’m so bored 😭
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Young Jenna Maroney vibes at all times.
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are dating, according to Star.
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
Well, he won't. Now what?
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
loved the wizard of oz at the sphere!
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
that wasn’t using the piperlime wall very thoughtfully of you
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Enough time has passed…
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Big fan of football always have been
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Almost sent this to my sister today for her birthday since she’s what most of my therapy sessions are about.
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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June 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.
I count 49 news headlines on the NYT mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday.
June 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco
June 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Gay pride month
Post your favorite gay couple
June 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Happy Mother’s Day
May 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This is now a Bosco stan account
May 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sorry to share a tw*tter screenshot but the caption “missing for months” sent me. I still can’t believe the legs this dumb little selfie has
April 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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they should play the beatles
April 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
RHOSLC and RHOM on hiatus
RHOBH losing Garcelle after this gang up on the reunion
RHOA firing the wrong person

Bravo is depressing lately
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Tsunami. Buddhism. NO! Piper, nooo!
March 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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He can drag a Sharpie across anything he wants, unless it's a goddamn bill passed by both houses of Congress, the Department of Education isn't going anyway.
Reuters: TRUMP TO SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER DIRECTING CLOSURE OF DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION- WHITE HOUSE FACT SHEET
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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If I stop posting about politics on here it’s not because I’m not paying attention it’s because I legit can’t handle it anymore. So if you see me skeeting about stupid shit I’m not oblivious, I’m just sad
March 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM