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Your ears are thick and chewy, like barnacle meat.
Just take the scaffold lift to the roof, duh
a man talking on a cell phone in an office cubicle
ALT: a man talking on a cell phone in an office cubicle
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Wokeyo Drift is actually third in the franchise.

You skipped over 2 Woke 2 Wokiest
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Pour one out for a legend

youtu.be/jVojhvifruk?...
Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
YouTube video by Schitt's Creek
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Love me some HandyNasty
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
ice was the villain of that story too
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Who would've guessed art can resonate more strongly with regular people than ideological screeds and manifestos 🤔
Andor is better at getting the average American out in the street than Marx or Lenin and it pisses off the dumbest people imaginable.
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Wait until the (white power) ranger hears about this.
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Thiel is apparently just Andrew Ryan from Bioshock, but way more cringey. Someone should go undercover and convince him to build Praxis under the sea.
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Don't forget Palantir!

Building a surveillance state fashioned after an evil omniscient fantasy demigod is a choice.
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It is WILD to have a top 10 game of the year list that includes "Mafia: The Old Country" but excludes Clair Obscura: Expedition 33, Death Stranding 2, Hollow Knight Silksong, and Blue Prince. Who is this list for @nytimes.com?

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
Top 10 Video Games of 2025
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Make up your mind Chris Quinn
August 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh and cleveland-dot-com released an "editorial board roundtable" shortly thereafter in which all but one of their editors said ending the downtown safety patrol would be a mistake: www.cleveland.com/opinion/2025...
Should downtown sheriff’s patrols end after chase fatalities? Editorial Board Roundtable
So is ending the downtown patrol — which has confiscated numerous weapons, including an AR-15 — the wisest response, forcing Cleveland police to pick up the slack? Would improving Cuyahoga County's hi...
www.cleveland.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Maybe it was because when council members introduced legislation back in April to pause the downtown safety patrol they were accused by local and state officials of defunding the police.
August 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Less "enshittification" and more "dipshittification," amirite?
August 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Is this a thing? I've lived in 4 states (blue and red) and never heard of it. Or is this one of those things that is only known to cause cancer in the state of California?
August 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We need to acknowledge the fact that the most irresponsible drivers will just jailbreak their cars to get around the limit.
August 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Does chanting a satanic mass into ChatGPT allow you to commune with the dead? Asking for a friend.
August 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is it the midsommar tree topper?
July 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We're just a cowl or two away from Damon Lindelof's Watchmen
June 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM