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Mike Gras
@michaeljgras.bsky.social
I don't even know anymore.
How much is the tooth fairy paying these days?
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Someone sent this to me and oof.
December 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Any recommendations for cool, local holiday cards?
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Chat, what does a middle aged midwestern dad wear to Art Basel?
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The only twitter change I didn't hate was making likes private.
November 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Gotta love adding an extra leg on a holiday trip to check out a kids' attraction that turned out to be kinda lame.
November 27, 2024 at 5:40 PM
What's really mind blowing is the daytime sky looks like that too.
November 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by Mike Gras
My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Mike Gras
It’s almost like the right’s opposition to the former First Lady’s efforts wasn’t rooted in the actual food choices. 🤔
Remember when Michelle Obama tried to help the kids…
November 24, 2024 at 1:55 PM
My old school latin pop music take is Asereje (the Ketchup Song) should have been as big as the Macarena.
youtu.be/arZZw8NyPq8?...
Aserejé (The Ketchup Song) [Spanish Version] - Las Ketchup
YouTube video by Radial ES
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I'm not often at Clarkson and Manchester, but when I am I stop at Mulligan's.
November 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Hot take: a shopping mall is the same thing as a "planned downtown" only it's climate controlled.
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Fire alarm went off at our building this morning.

The kids and I dutifully evacuated. Most of the college kids did not.

My 6 year old is sooo mad at them.
It's crazy being a middle-age dad in a building full of college kids.

I'm the only one around here that fixes anything.
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
It's crazy being a middle-age dad in a building full of college kids.

I'm the only one around here that fixes anything.
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Mike Gras
Where are my #STL people at? Got off of X in a personal capacity and transitioning here. Who do I need to follow?
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
It's kinda nice not seeing view counts on skeets.

Unsettling at first but you know it's healthier in the long run.
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I was definitely that guy as recently as a few weeks ago but I'm starting to come around.
I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.
November 17, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Introducd yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

- dry cleaner counter clerk
- cotillion teacher
- blackjack/roulette dealer
- casino pitboss
- St. Louis City Alderman
introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- ran a legal office
- helped local entrepreneurs launch businesses
- victims rights, restitution and PR for a prosecutor’s office
- election support
- substitute teaching
- startup marketing
- pierced ears and sold jewelry
introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

- newspaper entertainment editor
- candy taster at a factory
- cosplayer photo opp for movie premieres
- tshirt designer
- movie theater usher
November 13, 2024 at 2:40 PM
The feed feature is really cool.
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I used to make fun of craft beer guys but now it takes me 20 minutes to make my morning coffee.
January 29, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Friday night french press.

What's your favorite way to make coffee when you're not in a rush?
January 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Wait... You can't post videos on bluesky?
January 6, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Reminder: CWE Halloween Party is tomorrow, 10/28.
October 27, 2023 at 7:12 PM