Michael Hartney
@michaelhartney.bsky.social
Actor/writer/comedian/sobbed at the Superman trailer
This is how this is supposed to go.
Jair Bolsonaro was sentenced to more than 27 years in a Brazil prison for attempting a coup after losing the 2022 election.
Bolsonaro Convicted of Attempting a Coup in Brazil, Sentenced to 27 Years in Prison
Brazil’s Supreme Court convicted the former president of trying to cling to power after losing the 2022 election, including a plan to assassinate his opponent.
nyti.ms
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is how this is supposed to go.
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People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
September 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
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the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got
June 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got
muting the word p*pc*rn and its corresponding emoji
June 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
muting the word p*pc*rn and its corresponding emoji
it’s that thing where you buy a ticket to see one of your comedy idols but find out his opener is a transphobic libertarian fuckbag you used to know, so you skip it and do improv instead and after the fact hear your idol’s material wasn’t far off from his opener and you realize you didn’t miss much
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
it’s that thing where you buy a ticket to see one of your comedy idols but find out his opener is a transphobic libertarian fuckbag you used to know, so you skip it and do improv instead and after the fact hear your idol’s material wasn’t far off from his opener and you realize you didn’t miss much
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace
Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Citizen Kanye
Citizen Kanye
VD For Vendetta
May 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace
Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace
Celebrating this weekend’s finale the only way I know how: youtu.be/gEBaBtbqwDo?...
The Manager of A White Lotus Hotel
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Celebrating this weekend’s finale the only way I know how: youtu.be/gEBaBtbqwDo?...
He can win again if they title it The Rastafarist
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
He can win again if they title it The Rastafarist
Well I guess I can cross “be thanked in an awards speech” off the ol’ bucket list. Thank you, Natasha! This wasn’t the first time you’ve made me feel ten feet tall, and I hope it’s not the last. ❤️ youtu.be/bbyAPmD-z_4?...
HOW TO DIE ALONE wins BEST ENSEMBLE CAST IN NEW SERIES at the 2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards
YouTube video by Film Independent
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Well I guess I can cross “be thanked in an awards speech” off the ol’ bucket list. Thank you, Natasha! This wasn’t the first time you’ve made me feel ten feet tall, and I hope it’s not the last. ❤️ youtu.be/bbyAPmD-z_4?...
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fire beats ice every time
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fire beats ice every time
Most season 17 queens suck, but Chanel Discoburger shows promise
February 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Most season 17 queens suck, but Chanel Discoburger shows promise
Oh my god I went to high school with the acting director of ICE and he was exactly as huge a fan of big dumb swords and The Crow as you’d expect.
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh my god I went to high school with the acting director of ICE and he was exactly as huge a fan of big dumb swords and The Crow as you’d expect.
I hope this isn't the end of the road. But if it is, I am immensely proud that I got to be a part of this brilliant show. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘How to Die Alone’ Canceled After One Season on Hulu; Creator-Star Natasha Rothwell Is ‘Baffled’ and Shopping Series Elsewhere (EXCLUSIVE)
Natasha Rothwell writes that she is 'shocked, heartbroken and frankly, baffled' by the cancellation of 'How to Die Alone' on Hulu.
variety.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hope this isn't the end of the road. But if it is, I am immensely proud that I got to be a part of this brilliant show. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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Anti-Trump demonstrators in Los Angeles have taken over the 101 freeway to protest ICE deportation raids.
🎥 ktla
🎥 ktla
February 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Anti-Trump demonstrators in Los Angeles have taken over the 101 freeway to protest ICE deportation raids.
🎥 ktla
🎥 ktla
Really looking forward to my American Airlines flight Wednesday in this very well-run country in this totally normal time.
January 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Really looking forward to my American Airlines flight Wednesday in this very well-run country in this totally normal time.
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Oh this is just *delightful*: for the opening of his documentary on the history of music on SNL, Questlove produced “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL music highlights”. So good you’ll want to watch it way more than just once. [kottke.org]
Questlove’s Fantastic Video Mix of 50 Years of SNL Music
Oh this is just delightful: for the opening of his documentary film on the history of music on SNL he co-directed with Oz Rodriguez, Questlove produced what the NY Times calls “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL mu
kottke.org
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh this is just *delightful*: for the opening of his documentary on the history of music on SNL, Questlove produced “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL music highlights”. So good you’ll want to watch it way more than just once. [kottke.org]
I guess it’s nice to be free of the embarrassment of liking Gavin DeGraw
January 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I guess it’s nice to be free of the embarrassment of liking Gavin DeGraw
*screenshot of that TikTok error message or whatever*
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
*screenshot of that TikTok error message or whatever*
If a relative is going through David Lynch’s belongings and finds a notebook titled “Here’s What All That Crazy Shit Meant,” I have one message for them: BURN IT.
January 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If a relative is going through David Lynch’s belongings and finds a notebook titled “Here’s What All That Crazy Shit Meant,” I have one message for them: BURN IT.
I hope she dies tomorrow too
January 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hope she dies tomorrow too
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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Anita Bryant tripped at the top of the stairs and fell down the whole staircase on her head, bouncing to each successive step with a hollow, resonant CLONK, CLONK, CLONK, before falling face-first into a litterbox and farting and dying.
January 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Anita Bryant tripped at the top of the stairs and fell down the whole staircase on her head, bouncing to each successive step with a hollow, resonant CLONK, CLONK, CLONK, before falling face-first into a litterbox and farting and dying.
Heartbreaking that all these people are losing their homes, but on the bright side James Woods also lost his home
January 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Heartbreaking that all these people are losing their homes, but on the bright side James Woods also lost his home
I’m sure this one won’t get ruined
January 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m sure this one won’t get ruined