Michael Booth
@micbooth.bsky.social
Boomers had that lead paint stare
We’re gonna have the ChatGPT stare
We’re gonna have the ChatGPT stare
June 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Boomers had that lead paint stare
We’re gonna have the ChatGPT stare
We’re gonna have the ChatGPT stare
All this talk about 100 men and a Gorilla, yall wouldn’t even let 1 Gorilla vs 1 child play out 🤷🏻♂️
#RIPHarambe
#RIPHarambe
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All this talk about 100 men and a Gorilla, yall wouldn’t even let 1 Gorilla vs 1 child play out 🤷🏻♂️
#RIPHarambe
#RIPHarambe
A Day to Remember released a new album and the first song is called “make it make sense”, which is what I say to myself every time I hear their music.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A Day to Remember released a new album and the first song is called “make it make sense”, which is what I say to myself every time I hear their music.
You just know Bradley Cooper practiced the spelling so many times before that
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You just know Bradley Cooper practiced the spelling so many times before that
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The Super Bowl preshow is doing a tribute to the life of Jimmy Johnson "brought to you by AI" and it's just the most hideous thing
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Super Bowl preshow is doing a tribute to the life of Jimmy Johnson "brought to you by AI" and it's just the most hideous thing
Eli Manning is hilarious
February 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Eli Manning is hilarious
Tom Brady fighting for his life in these pregame segments
February 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tom Brady fighting for his life in these pregame segments
I’m going to describe my outfit like Terry Bradshaw from now on.
February 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m going to describe my outfit like Terry Bradshaw from now on.
Go Eagels! 😂😂😂 I can’t believe that’s happened twice now.
February 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Go Eagels! 😂😂😂 I can’t believe that’s happened twice now.
Thought today was the Super Bowl, turns out it’s Groundhog Day, which means football season goes on for one more week, call me Punxsutawney Phil Simms.
February 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thought today was the Super Bowl, turns out it’s Groundhog Day, which means football season goes on for one more week, call me Punxsutawney Phil Simms.
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made it this far through life without getting sucked down the shower drain but that doesn’t mean I will stop being wary of it
December 23, 2024 at 3:31 PM
made it this far through life without getting sucked down the shower drain but that doesn’t mean I will stop being wary of it
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
I don’t even care if these articles and stories about other CEOs being harrassed are fake, this is my new favorite fan fiction.
December 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I don’t even care if these articles and stories about other CEOs being harrassed are fake, this is my new favorite fan fiction.
Power of the blaster moves me faster
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Power of the blaster moves me faster
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HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread
1. They don't.
1. They don't.
December 6, 2024 at 2:29 AM
HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread
1. They don't.
1. They don't.
Let’s share Moment of silence for all tha aprons/shirts and nostrils of the McCrew as the vile abomination known as the McRib has returned. The smell of that BBQ sauce still haunts me.
December 3, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Let’s share Moment of silence for all tha aprons/shirts and nostrils of the McCrew as the vile abomination known as the McRib has returned. The smell of that BBQ sauce still haunts me.
Hey! I need topics/premises for tonight’s Bucket List show, comment below with ideas! Thank you! 🤘🏻😎
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Hey! I need topics/premises for tonight’s Bucket List show, comment below with ideas! Thank you! 🤘🏻😎
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Kendrick surprise droppin is crazyyyy he just turnt my whole Friday up
November 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Kendrick surprise droppin is crazyyyy he just turnt my whole Friday up
My aggressive side has been coming out on stage lately and I blame Jon Gruden, he’s got me feeling Nicey
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
My aggressive side has been coming out on stage lately and I blame Jon Gruden, he’s got me feeling Nicey
Turns out the meaning behind “As I Lay Dying” is just the last band member laying on the ground alone because everyone else left.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Turns out the meaning behind “As I Lay Dying” is just the last band member laying on the ground alone because everyone else left.
Fat Joe’s performance felt like the little brother at Christmas that also wanted to the show the family what he could do and we all had to sit there and watch it, let Cube do the talkin 😂
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Fat Joe’s performance felt like the little brother at Christmas that also wanted to the show the family what he could do and we all had to sit there and watch it, let Cube do the talkin 😂
I don’t have Netflix so I watched the fight on TikTok Live, only commentary I heard was “tap the screen, appreciate the follow!” and a cowboy hat poppped up on Jake Paul in the 2nd round.
November 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I don’t have Netflix so I watched the fight on TikTok Live, only commentary I heard was “tap the screen, appreciate the follow!” and a cowboy hat poppped up on Jake Paul in the 2nd round.