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@merticulous.bsky.social
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It’s Friday before the Holiday week. 80% of staff is already out on vaca and the rest will be out all next week. No one wants your email today. Chill out.
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
life is shit
life is short
and soon it will be over
August 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Some dickhead played ram ranch at this dive I’m at and the patrons and pisssssssed off, some are probably horned up, and the bartender has no idea how to skip the song.
August 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yo these @phillies.com uniforms are trash.
Swapping out the “O” in LOVE for the liberty bell on the sleeve patch makes it look more like LUVE. Supporting British accents in the home of American democracy is shameful.

Also, is Trey Turner the MLB Riddler now?
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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my neighbor told me the Sthīrasiṃha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding his dog to Saṃsāra and then his daughter started crying
July 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Can’t wait to get my hands on the new Callaway AI slop irons: A1SNOKS
July 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hello kitty freedom fighters!!
July 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I always wanted to be rambo when I was a kid. The i grew up and realized I’d never be 5’8”.
June 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I’m here to have arguments. who wants to argue about some inane opinion
June 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Harrowing experience driving over this mother fucker. The bigger the bridge the bigger my hatred
June 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In times of want, I chew on my mustache for sustenance.
June 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Get fucked iron chef!
GET FUCKED IRON CHEF UNFOLLOWING
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
just learned James Cameron wrote the screenplay for Rambo: First Blood Part 2 and I’m feeling ill
June 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I must be in a different google
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My one, sick, comfort about the passing of Brian Wilson is that there will be no fond farewells and recollections of Mike Love once he meets his maker.
June 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Must be a full moon..
June 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rumors circulating that the Detroit Tigers are trading Max Clark, #7 prospect in MLB, to Milwaukee for RF Bobson Dugnutt.
June 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If given the opportunity and the resources, I would spend 8-10hrs watching the same 12ish movies for the next 15 years instead of “working”. This would fulfill me.
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Check out my new US pointing system

15 = test support, non-dev
16 = x-small, Easy
39 = small, Easy
47= medium, moderate
AHYR = large, difficult
🦆 = X-large, complex
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
boom
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Adult men, who are neither elderly nor disabled, wearing velcro shoes (not sandals, shoes) are a walking red flag.
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ate shit today.

A middle aged man who isn’t doin nothin but trying to walk on uneven pavement, who then proceeds to eat massive shit sustaining multiple contusions, is objectively funny.

I wish more people saw it. 😔
May 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There may be better, but there is nothing like it.
May 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM