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@merticulous.bsky.social
Fake internet person
Can’t seem to find anything about her
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yo these @phillies.com uniforms are trash.
Swapping out the “O” in LOVE for the liberty bell on the sleeve patch makes it look more like LUVE. Supporting British accents in the home of American democracy is shameful.

Also, is Trey Turner the MLB Riddler now?
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can’t wait to get my hands on the new Callaway AI slop irons: A1SNOKS
July 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hello kitty freedom fighters!!
July 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Harrowing experience driving over this mother fucker. The bigger the bridge the bigger my hatred
June 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I must be in a different google
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
cool ice
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I found this
June 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Must be a full moon..
June 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
boom
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There may be better, but there is nothing like it.
May 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I dig the O’s logo, but this is the obvious best in beisbol:
May 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Counting boolean responses to my multiple choice question.
May 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spectacular
May 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
May 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Whelp, it’s finally done. The app is unusable unless I update, and that aint happenen. RIP bird app.
May 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
April 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What is this add for? What is that woman eating? What the fuck.
April 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
as a side note, same thing happened to me a couple months ago.
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
March 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Damn Canada, get yo nasty ass over here.
March 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thinking more like…
March 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Can’t wait for the next wedding. “Eh yo DJ, can I get the aux cord for exactly 60 seconds?” No one will know I’m the one who set that shit off.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM