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mert
@merticulous.bsky.social
Fake internet person
image the face of a leopard eating the face of a face-eating leopard
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One of my least favorite features of this life is the snake eating itself, pissing and moaning that someone is eating them.
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
55 logs 55 branches 55 twigs 55 limbs 100 trunks 100 burls 100 wood chips 55 roots 55 stumps 55….
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oh, Magic Balls is single quoted…still learning how to read
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Why is the word “balls” possessive? What do the balls possess?
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Think of it as a contribution to the end, and the end in nigh.
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don’t know. I live by the “three strikes, you’re out” rule, so I’m not guna bi this boom
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You gotta be a certain kinda weird to be an excellent actor. I, and most people, would never understand. Probably like being a theoretical physicist or in high pressure sales. Selling bullshit must be incredibly tough.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I pitty your balls, fool
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
He’s a rat, his whole family is rats. Now he’s in a hole that Tommy dug.
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
bit of a hat on a hat, but ok
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can read and understand context and nuance, but thanks for the play by play. Everyone got a boner so all’s well that ends well.
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
was the troll trolling the troll or did the troll get trolled by a troll?
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you’re #ownded
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
posting == vegetables
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
dagumit
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hahaha…good one
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
No, I meant you…you were being satirical…right? 🥺
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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