Just Jess
@mercurialmiss.bsky.social
Previously @MercurialMiss on Twitter
Reluctantly Straight She/Her
Spinster
My safeword is: Banana🍌
No DMs!
Crafter.
Anti-war unless its against the rich.
In love with books & goth stuff.
If you follow me you endorse my skeets.*
*legally binding
Reluctantly Straight She/Her
Spinster
My safeword is: Banana🍌
No DMs!
Crafter.
Anti-war unless its against the rich.
In love with books & goth stuff.
If you follow me you endorse my skeets.*
*legally binding
If an animal stretches and a human didn't say "big stretch" did it even happen?
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If an animal stretches and a human didn't say "big stretch" did it even happen?
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Well, you’re gonna need some pretty slimy guys. Guys who aren’t afraid of slugging someone, if you know what I mean.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Well, you’re gonna need some pretty slimy guys. Guys who aren’t afraid of slugging someone, if you know what I mean.
Valais Blacknose sheep are the cutest!
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Valais Blacknose sheep are the cutest!
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Thomas Nast got it
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Thomas Nast got it
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
The Atticus Institute is a rare original posession movie. Not another exorcist revamp.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Atticus Institute is a rare original posession movie. Not another exorcist revamp.
Do yourself a favor and look up "sea urchins in hats." You'll smile.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Do yourself a favor and look up "sea urchins in hats." You'll smile.
One day I'd like to go to The Poison Garden in England.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
One day I'd like to go to The Poison Garden in England.
Gobble til you wobble skeets.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Gobble til you wobble skeets.
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I did not get any donation 4 days ago, my situation is in danger. Please help me😭😭😭💔💔💔
chuffed.org/project/1486...
chuffed.org/project/1486...
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I did not get any donation 4 days ago, my situation is in danger. Please help me😭😭😭💔💔💔
chuffed.org/project/1486...
chuffed.org/project/1486...
The mini-van-ification of cars concerns me. VW bugs & Jeeps shouldn't look similar.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The mini-van-ification of cars concerns me. VW bugs & Jeeps shouldn't look similar.
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Minneapolis: do I know anybody who has an in the hoop embroidery machine who would be willing to do something for me from Embroidery Library? There's something I really want done because I need a physical copy of a design that's important to me.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Minneapolis: do I know anybody who has an in the hoop embroidery machine who would be willing to do something for me from Embroidery Library? There's something I really want done because I need a physical copy of a design that's important to me.
Talamasca: The Secret Order is an excellent show. Especially if you ever got deep into the lore of Anne Rice's vampires.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Talamasca: The Secret Order is an excellent show. Especially if you ever got deep into the lore of Anne Rice's vampires.
Thai spicy peanut noodles are delicious.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Thai spicy peanut noodles are delicious.
Deathstalker is a delightfully cheesy 80s fantasy film.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Deathstalker is a delightfully cheesy 80s fantasy film.
Stephen Tyler looks like an unshorn llama.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Stephen Tyler looks like an unshorn llama.
NightBreed (1990) holds up.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
NightBreed (1990) holds up.
My latest YouTube video obsession is shearing videos.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My latest YouTube video obsession is shearing videos.
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No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
I've put it off too long
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
Anyone else get instant cringe when they see Terry Crews?
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Anyone else get instant cringe when they see Terry Crews?
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An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker?
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker?
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Incredibly sad day. The owner of the Lebanese market I've gone to since I was little passed away. Gonna miss that ornery old man.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Incredibly sad day. The owner of the Lebanese market I've gone to since I was little passed away. Gonna miss that ornery old man.
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I am in awe
"We have a great portrait of FDR that I found in the vaults that was missing for years. I found it and I put it up. He's a Democrat, to the best of my knowledge...
And when the mayor saw that portrait, he said, Sir, do you mind if I have a picture taken by that portrait?' It's an amazing portrait."
And when the mayor saw that portrait, he said, Sir, do you mind if I have a picture taken by that portrait?' It's an amazing portrait."
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I am in awe
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