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@memelessmischa.bsky.social
Bedford transsexual, 38 — she/her — DM — 🛀 — Banshee Autarch — ䷷>䷳ — head on the huh

My skeets do not represent my employers' views. In many cases they do not represent my own views.

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🎼⚔️ He's a knight of the seven kingdoms
I'd love to aniling' him
Young Petey Claffs
Could rip my gaffs
And I'd not care where he'd fling 'em
It's hard not to write horny songs when he's on screen and sing 'emmmmmm 🎶
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
someone make chotiner interview himself before his legend gets any bigger in case he's secretly a wrong un. if anyone can winkle the truth out of the potentially extremely sly fucker he can
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny
Est. GE2029 result if Streeting becomes PM:

➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)

Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
<loud yowling noises>
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I'll say this for my Nemesis (therapist), she's taking me suddenly throwing poly stuff at her without any missteps. No weird opinions or remarks. No leading questions poorly masking disapproval. Impressive given she met me as someone who'd been happily mono w the same woman for 14 years.
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Good day to have been distracted with kissing pretty women, looks like. Never a bad one tbf. But I'm especially glad I had other things on my mind today to take me away from all this hellworld news. It is much nicer to kiss a pretty woman than to read the news, most days
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
how are we supposed to pretend to be normal around cis people who have no idea this is happening.
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
You know I clicked on the invitation first and was like- well that could have just been forwarded or something- then I started reading the email backwards and was like well they don’t say who they’re for and then it’s just like “contact Jeffrey Epstein’s assistant” so uh yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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I need all of my British friends to see this.
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
'my tits look nice today but I can't capture it in a photo'

MY TRAGIC TALE:

a transsexual speaks out!

"they do, it's true" - an amorous bystander

"please take off your top" - the voice of the people (self-described)

HEARTBREAK IN BEDFORD
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
And there it is. In exchange for supporting their transphobia, the Christian right are now holding anti trans howlers to their part of the deal. Go after abortion. Trans people told you. Real feminists told you.
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 AM
My dressing gown gift from @atarbuck.bsky.social arrived this morning which means my dream of taking off my tiger dressing gown to reveal my tiger pyjamas before climbing into my tiger bedsheets is only one change of the bedsheets away 🐯🖤🧡
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
This is the month. I'm in the month that it's going to happen. I feel so full of excitement it's crackling. Everything I touch could explode. I must think before I touch anything too joyfully. I will be so careful ☺️
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
It’s a fucking disgrace that trans people and their families are being ignored or worse, blamed for raising awareness of suicide risk in this vulnerable group.

We have the evidence. The government must act.

Stop the blocker ban. Amend schools RSE guidance. No to a blanket social media ban.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I wish I could say "I wish I had more money for lasers" to myself without wanting to caption myself with "things a mad scientist says". I really do wish I had more money for lasers
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
Your cool factoid for the day - This is The Egtved Girl, an oak coffin burial from Denmark circa 1370 BC. It is one of the few examples we've ever seen to suggest this period wasn't as modest or formal as we imagined. It also represents the first verifiable sample of a halter top / miniskirt combo!
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
What is that order, that civilisation, even worth when it's built on *this*? I mean, this is Omelas. This is literally Omelas.
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Do you think they were all waiting for someone else to send the assassin for Epstein? I mean there are so many who could have paid for it. Maybe the killer collected from like twenty people who all thought they were the first one to Take Charge of the situation
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ Mischa chimes in:
Just googling the heads of every hedge fund and then searching for them in the Epstein files and almost always finding direct emails or messages where he says he met with them
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I saw a pianist with a big cigar yday and it reminded me how much I enioy a big cigar. I think when I can go out and celebrate finally in the early summer I'm gonna buy a real whopper and take it to the river
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 AM
She bought me a bath bomb and I'm splashing around in sweet and silky water that smells phenomenal. It has glitter in it. I'm going to be shining with her for days 💚💛❤️
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Lol sang this around my cis gf enough that she's got it stuck in her head and she is having to CATCH herself before she hits the slur with her full voice haha
🎼🤠 The trannies and the goth girls should have sex (should have sex)
Oh, the trannies and the goth girls should have sex
One girl likes to be scratched and bit and the other's super into it
But that's no reason why they cain't be friends 🎶
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I've stroked 4 cats today. The high life
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Making great strides here as I have already learned that I do not in fact own a graphics card. I guess I am asking him to help me change it from an empty space into one with a card in it
Trying to tally my plus and minus transfem stereotype points for the fact that I don't know how to change a graphics card vs I solved the problem by asking the person my partner is dating to do it for me
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 PM