pretty sure i got an ai-generated response from my semi-urgent email to the intreo office. either that or someone there is an absolute buffoon. either way i now have to physically Go In and give them a piece of my mind (beg them to give me my money)
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
pretty sure i got an ai-generated response from my semi-urgent email to the intreo office. either that or someone there is an absolute buffoon. either way i now have to physically Go In and give them a piece of my mind (beg them to give me my money)
my dog is barkin! which means we're having hot dogs for dinner
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
my dog is barkin! which means we're having hot dogs for dinner
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the teaches of peaches are generally accepted to be:
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
February 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
the teaches of peaches are generally accepted to be:
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
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just heard about "forced rhubarb" and i'm disgusted. leave her alone!!!
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
just heard about "forced rhubarb" and i'm disgusted. leave her alone!!!
i try not to be such a corny gay guy but i can't help it. last night i did have a dream that the lads from heated rivalry became my best friends, and we took a picture of us all on the floor in a "sleepover pose". sadly i woke up just as it was about to get steamy with hudson williams
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i try not to be such a corny gay guy but i can't help it. last night i did have a dream that the lads from heated rivalry became my best friends, and we took a picture of us all on the floor in a "sleepover pose". sadly i woke up just as it was about to get steamy with hudson williams
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
the addition of 13 seasons of Poirot to netflix is a pretty big deal in my small crew of ballers.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
the addition of 13 seasons of Poirot to netflix is a pretty big deal in my small crew of ballers.
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okay so it turns out if you ignore all your problems, they will pile up until the road ahead of you is just a Giant Stack of Problems with no room to go around so you have to start facing them. and it BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
okay so it turns out if you ignore all your problems, they will pile up until the road ahead of you is just a Giant Stack of Problems with no room to go around so you have to start facing them. and it BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish bluesky had drafts. some of these bangers need a little longer in the pan
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
i wish bluesky had drafts. some of these bangers need a little longer in the pan
i hate those instagram reels where people are like "hey, take 30 seconds to be mindful with me". like FIRSTLY, don't tell me what to do. and secondly, if i come on instagram to scroll and put my nervous system into the shredder then that's my business
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i hate those instagram reels where people are like "hey, take 30 seconds to be mindful with me". like FIRSTLY, don't tell me what to do. and secondly, if i come on instagram to scroll and put my nervous system into the shredder then that's my business
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✨ NEED A ROOM IN DUBLIN ASAP ✨
I am unfortunately in search of a room to rent again due to house being evicted. If you have any leads please lmk! Looking to move as soon as possible. Ideally living with some nice queers or queer friendly peeps. Tyyy ✨💜🌹
I am unfortunately in search of a room to rent again due to house being evicted. If you have any leads please lmk! Looking to move as soon as possible. Ideally living with some nice queers or queer friendly peeps. Tyyy ✨💜🌹
Dublin City Grrrrl ✨☺💕
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
✨ NEED A ROOM IN DUBLIN ASAP ✨
I am unfortunately in search of a room to rent again due to house being evicted. If you have any leads please lmk! Looking to move as soon as possible. Ideally living with some nice queers or queer friendly peeps. Tyyy ✨💜🌹
I am unfortunately in search of a room to rent again due to house being evicted. If you have any leads please lmk! Looking to move as soon as possible. Ideally living with some nice queers or queer friendly peeps. Tyyy ✨💜🌹
i hate blackcurrant lemsip. it tastes like depressed ribena
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i hate blackcurrant lemsip. it tastes like depressed ribena
i have a two sided curse where i have a weird accent that doesn't sound like where i'm from AND i am frequently grilled by people i've just met about where i grew up, do i have a parent with another accent, why do i speak like this and so on. idk man! my best guess is autism!
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i have a two sided curse where i have a weird accent that doesn't sound like where i'm from AND i am frequently grilled by people i've just met about where i grew up, do i have a parent with another accent, why do i speak like this and so on. idk man! my best guess is autism!
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it's sinful tuesday. reskeet if you're beset by nefarious thoughts
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
it's sinful tuesday. reskeet if you're beset by nefarious thoughts
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Protestant Cecelia Ahern writes books like PSNI Love You
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Protestant Cecelia Ahern writes books like PSNI Love You
dodging mormons left and right these days walking through dublin city. now every neatly dressed young lad is getting swerved lest i be gently asked to convert
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
dodging mormons left and right these days walking through dublin city. now every neatly dressed young lad is getting swerved lest i be gently asked to convert
this evil girl broke into the COVERED dish to nible at our lasagne (delicious, veggie, made by me) and when we took it off her she yowled and searched the kitchen for at least 20 mins for it. now she has a taste i'm worried she's going full garfield
this is princess. she's equal parts evil and affectionate. she's greedy and wants to eat everything in the world and she screams when you wont let her. she tried to eat a cigarette. she once woke me up by burping in my face. she also purrs like an engine when you kiss her head and loves being held
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
this evil girl broke into the COVERED dish to nible at our lasagne (delicious, veggie, made by me) and when we took it off her she yowled and searched the kitchen for at least 20 mins for it. now she has a taste i'm worried she's going full garfield
i wish it was an urban myth that going on T can stop you being able to cry. but in my case it's so true. i'd love to have the cathartic experience of crying when i'm upset, but instead i just have to stare sadly at a wall. like a Man
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 AM
i wish it was an urban myth that going on T can stop you being able to cry. but in my case it's so true. i'd love to have the cathartic experience of crying when i'm upset, but instead i just have to stare sadly at a wall. like a Man
in 2026 i'm going to get into eating dried beans instead of tinned. this may sound strange or even scary, but don'tnworry because i'm going to COOK them first. apparently when cooked they turn into basically normal beans
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
in 2026 i'm going to get into eating dried beans instead of tinned. this may sound strange or even scary, but don'tnworry because i'm going to COOK them first. apparently when cooked they turn into basically normal beans
did we all just stop ironing clothes a couple of years ago? or is it just me who crinkles
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
did we all just stop ironing clothes a couple of years ago? or is it just me who crinkles
this is princess. she's equal parts evil and affectionate. she's greedy and wants to eat everything in the world and she screams when you wont let her. she tried to eat a cigarette. she once woke me up by burping in my face. she also purrs like an engine when you kiss her head and loves being held
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
this is princess. she's equal parts evil and affectionate. she's greedy and wants to eat everything in the world and she screams when you wont let her. she tried to eat a cigarette. she once woke me up by burping in my face. she also purrs like an engine when you kiss her head and loves being held
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Walking up the steps of the Ha'Penny Bridge.
January 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Walking up the steps of the Ha'Penny Bridge.