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when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
rainy saturday afternoon, you know what that means. tin whistle practice !!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
rainy saturday afternoon, you know what that means. tin whistle practice !!!!!!!
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Supermarket sushi needs an edge on restaurant sushi. I propose Penguin-style jokes eg "Q: Where can you get the best sushi in Dublin? A: Glenigiri"
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Supermarket sushi needs an edge on restaurant sushi. I propose Penguin-style jokes eg "Q: Where can you get the best sushi in Dublin? A: Glenigiri"
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This is today my loves
it's not often that we have to keep something as a surprise but i've almost told everyone about this multiple times, we're supporting @jasmine4t.bsky.social in the Academy 2 (Dublin) on November 15th and it's gonna be a fucking rager
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This is today my loves
office chat is grim today. the other temp is stressing about turning 23. someone was praised for not eating butter (for diet culture reasons). i heard the words "too woke" being said across the room. save me
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
office chat is grim today. the other temp is stressing about turning 23. someone was praised for not eating butter (for diet culture reasons). i heard the words "too woke" being said across the room. save me
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
the sky is so red. some shepherds are probably creaming their jeans right now
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the sky is so red. some shepherds are probably creaming their jeans right now
dublin bus is ruining my life in the most boring way. just chipping away at my trust in others
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
dublin bus is ruining my life in the most boring way. just chipping away at my trust in others
my dad's birthday today. our very low key family dinner included him saying "another year over with" and reading out all the coupons on his lidl plus app
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my dad's birthday today. our very low key family dinner included him saying "another year over with" and reading out all the coupons on his lidl plus app
accidentally recreating Whiplash (2014) but it's just me practicing my tin whistle
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
accidentally recreating Whiplash (2014) but it's just me practicing my tin whistle
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she let me hit because my feet dangle and i swing my legs cutely when im sitting on a barstool
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
she let me hit because my feet dangle and i swing my legs cutely when im sitting on a barstool
anxiety is crazy. it tells me stuff like "you can't handle this, you're too weak" but it's about going to my weekly tin whistle class. i'm pretty sure i'll survive this one but thanks for the input
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
anxiety is crazy. it tells me stuff like "you can't handle this, you're too weak" but it's about going to my weekly tin whistle class. i'm pretty sure i'll survive this one but thanks for the input
i'm going to listen to the soundrack to fantastic mr fox on my way to work tomorrow so i have a sense that something charmingly mystical will happen to me during my day
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i'm going to listen to the soundrack to fantastic mr fox on my way to work tomorrow so i have a sense that something charmingly mystical will happen to me during my day
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The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
September 27, 2023 at 12:16 AM
The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Daniel from Dublin, and 4 others have been imprisoned for allegedly disrupting an Elbit Systems facility in Ulm, Germany last month. Elbit is an Israeli weapons manufacturer whose weapons are central to Israel’s genocide. Daniel is held 23 hours daily in their cell, including meals, no phone calls
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Daniel from Dublin, and 4 others have been imprisoned for allegedly disrupting an Elbit Systems facility in Ulm, Germany last month. Elbit is an Israeli weapons manufacturer whose weapons are central to Israel’s genocide. Daniel is held 23 hours daily in their cell, including meals, no phone calls
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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there's nothing wrong with being a short man but it definitely adds a little sting to the unemployment when i have to hem my trousers before a job interview
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
there's nothing wrong with being a short man but it definitely adds a little sting to the unemployment when i have to hem my trousers before a job interview
the main problem with mamma mia 2: here we go again is that they didn't honour the flashbacks from the first film about harry being a rocker with eyeliner and leather and spiky hair etc. they made him just some gay nerd
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the main problem with mamma mia 2: here we go again is that they didn't honour the flashbacks from the first film about harry being a rocker with eyeliner and leather and spiky hair etc. they made him just some gay nerd