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Eléna de M H
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I love Rex. He’s solid and stable.

Saw him more with Kirsty than Alice though.

#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I think Crimestoppers need to launch a Borsetshire campaign. #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
80-year-old dad glued to the Winter Olympics: "I can't get into these Games at all." 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Miss Babs: “Mystery solved, Mrs O! It was Mr Ruairi, on the bridle path, with the bottle of Chardonnay!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Can you tell I've spent my whole life correcting people who insist on calling me 'Ellen-ah'? 🤣🤣🤣
Urgh, the only thing I hate more than the Fagerson/Ferguson mispronunciation in men's rugby is people calling Michele Lamaro 'Me-shelly'. Also, Mirco as 'Murco', Antoine as 'Anton' and the twit who thought Charles Ollivon's nickname was 'Sharl'. So yeah, quite a long list really. 😆 #RugbyUnion
Once again the comms team call Zander Fagerson, Zander Ferguson. Smh.
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Urgh, the only thing I hate more than the Fagerson/Ferguson mispronunciation in men's rugby is people calling Michele Lamaro 'Me-shelly'. Also, Mirco as 'Murco', Antoine as 'Anton' and the twit who thought Charles Ollivon's nickname was 'Sharl'. So yeah, quite a long list really. 😆 #RugbyUnion
Once again the comms team call Zander Fagerson, Zander Ferguson. Smh.
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Speed of the game did for England and that was Finn making it fast. Scotland knew they couldn't win an arm wrestle, so they made sure it was a continual mad dash around the pitch. Love it! #SCOvENG #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion
Thinking back on the game, it is very much my opinion that Finn Russell beat England

I’m not saying no one else played well; the flankers and wingers will all have great stats

But in those first 20 minutes, Finn broke the England algorithm and they never recovered
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Huge compliment from my sister to Ben White: she says he reminds her of Gary Armstrong. 😊 #SCOvENG #CalcuttaCup #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion

And if you don't know who G Armstrong is, check yourself.
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Right. Pouring myself a big gin. #SCOvENG #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
These in-game ads suck.
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
So Ruairi in the slammer and Paul free to pursue someone much better? He's far too good for drawling-entitlement-on-legs. #TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Curling is very straightforward and yet there is so much about it I don’t understand

Why is the hammer significant
Why is it split by gender
Why are they all Scottish
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
So you can compete at the Olympics if you have a criminal record, but you can't commemorate your former teammates who died in a war. Got it.
🇺🇦 Ukrainian skeleton racer Heraskevych disqualified over memorial helmet

An IOC spokesperson says that "if we start reflecting all of those conflicts in the world on the sporting field, there will be no sport," after Ukraine's Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from the Winter Olympics.
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Depends in my family as a few relatives have the same name. So my dad is always Uncle Sandy to my grown-up cousins because there's another Sandy ("young Sandy"/"cousin Sandy"). My nieces and nephews call him Grandy Sandy. 😊 #TheArchers
Small point in all the general shenanigans.
Chelsea said Tracy must've been walking back from Susan's. Not Auntie Susan's. Interesting in view of the recent debate here about whether adults do/should call their parents' siblings 'aunt' & 'uncle'. #TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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Heading to Florence soon and was wondering if anyone had friends living there who might be happy to chat to me or meet me for coffee (it’s not about accommodation, I have that already)
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Ash Sarkar, "Jim Ratcliffe is a stinking hypocrite"

"He became a tax resident of Monaco to save £4 billion that could have gone towards British schools, the British NHS, towards British defence, instead he decided he wanted that money for his own pocket"
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Who would be hiding at Lilian's? Not Justin, because it's his actual home, which he wouldn't hide in. Kate, perhaps? She might seek refuge at her aunt's house. #TheArchers
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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The super wealthy & billionaires stir up hatred against immigrants because they’re scared stiff that otherwise people will realise that they’re the biggest drain on resources & cause the most damage to infrastructure through not paying their bleeding taxes.
Always playing us off against each other.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Babysitting my nieces so no live #TheArchers for me tonight. Lots of questions from the 6-year-old, including "Could humans go backwards and become monkeys again?"
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, right off.

Oldest trick in the book to blame things on those who have been 'othered'. And it's the oldest trick of the thickest.
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM