Jon Reed
@jonreed.bsky.social
📚 Writer and digital content consultant. Former publisher and ex-Twit. Politics geek and podcast addict. Mostly here for #TheArchers.
Happy #StrangerThings Day, to all who celebrate!
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy #StrangerThings Day, to all who celebrate!
Your annual reminder that, because one doesn’t always know if the person one is speaking to celebrates Christmas, it’s often safest to say something generically seasonal, such as “Yippee-Ki-Yay, M***********!”
#DieHard #ChristmasMovies #ChristmasTips
#DieHard #ChristmasMovies #ChristmasTips
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Your annual reminder that, because one doesn’t always know if the person one is speaking to celebrates Christmas, it’s often safest to say something generically seasonal, such as “Yippee-Ki-Yay, M***********!”
#DieHard #ChristmasMovies #ChristmasTips
#DieHard #ChristmasMovies #ChristmasTips
Yes, I did blurt out ‘FICTIONAL BABIES!’ in front of a deeply religious family member. #MerryChristmas #OnlyConnect
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yes, I did blurt out ‘FICTIONAL BABIES!’ in front of a deeply religious family member. #MerryChristmas #OnlyConnect
Just two more sleeps! (Until season 5, volume 2 of #StrangerThings, obvs.) 🎄😱
Stranger Things 5 | Volume 2 Trailer | Netflix
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December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just two more sleeps! (Until season 5, volume 2 of #StrangerThings, obvs.) 🎄😱
‘Tis the season, so here’s my #TheArchersXmasBingo card, with my festive predictions. Merry Christmas, tweetalongers! 🚜🎄 #TheArchers #TheArchersBingo
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
‘Tis the season, so here’s my #TheArchersXmasBingo card, with my festive predictions. Merry Christmas, tweetalongers! 🚜🎄 #TheArchers #TheArchersBingo
Thank you, #TheArchers tweetalongers. I’m off to the village shop to admire the new decor. See you next week!
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Thank you, #TheArchers tweetalongers. I’m off to the village shop to admire the new decor. See you next week!
Miss Babs: “Mrs O, get your glad rags on: we’re going to have a 1970s disco to celebrate Mr John’s 50th birthday!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Miss Babs: “Mrs O, get your glad rags on: we’re going to have a 1970s disco to celebrate Mr John’s 50th birthday!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
The Trammps - Disco Inferno 1976 (Remastered)
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December 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Helen: “It’s awful, the pressure to get it right.”
Pat: “Yes. But we can always re-record it, or try to fix it in the edit.” #TheArchers
Pat: “Yes. But we can always re-record it, or try to fix it in the edit.” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Helen: “It’s awful, the pressure to get it right.”
Pat: “Yes. But we can always re-record it, or try to fix it in the edit.” #TheArchers
Pat: “Yes. But we can always re-record it, or try to fix it in the edit.” #TheArchers
Tony: “BTW, it’s 50 years since John was born, and 27 since he died.”
Everyone: “YES, WE KNOW.” #TheArchers #HarrietJonesPrimeMinister #DoctorWho
Everyone: “YES, WE KNOW.” #TheArchers #HarrietJonesPrimeMinister #DoctorWho
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Tony: “BTW, it’s 50 years since John was born, and 27 since he died.”
Everyone: “YES, WE KNOW.” #TheArchers #HarrietJonesPrimeMinister #DoctorWho
Everyone: “YES, WE KNOW.” #TheArchers #HarrietJonesPrimeMinister #DoctorWho
Emma: “Last Christmas was the worst of my life.”
Susan: “So far. Wait till you see next week’s script.” 😬 #TheArchers
Susan: “So far. Wait till you see next week’s script.” 😬 #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Emma: “Last Christmas was the worst of my life.”
Susan: “So far. Wait till you see next week’s script.” 😬 #TheArchers
Susan: “So far. Wait till you see next week’s script.” 😬 #TheArchers
Emma: “What you having for Christmas dinner?”
Susan: “Chris said he wanted pork in cider.”
Emma: “Yeah, but Carly dumped him. So what you having for Christmas dinner?” #TheArchers
Susan: “Chris said he wanted pork in cider.”
Emma: “Yeah, but Carly dumped him. So what you having for Christmas dinner?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Emma: “What you having for Christmas dinner?”
Susan: “Chris said he wanted pork in cider.”
Emma: “Yeah, but Carly dumped him. So what you having for Christmas dinner?” #TheArchers
Susan: “Chris said he wanted pork in cider.”
Emma: “Yeah, but Carly dumped him. So what you having for Christmas dinner?” #TheArchers
Susan: “Was Keira all right last night?”
Emma: “Yes, fine. Apart from the broken leg.”
Susan: “What?”
Emma: “What?” #TheArchers
Emma: “Yes, fine. Apart from the broken leg.”
Susan: “What?”
Emma: “What?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Susan: “Was Keira all right last night?”
Emma: “Yes, fine. Apart from the broken leg.”
Susan: “What?”
Emma: “What?” #TheArchers
Emma: “Yes, fine. Apart from the broken leg.”
Susan: “What?”
Emma: “What?” #TheArchers
Tony: “It’s 50 years since John was born, isn’t it?”
Pat: “Yes, it is. And 27 years since he was squished under a vintage Fergie.”
Tony: “And also 75 years since #TheArchers started.” #PlotRecap
Pat: “Yes, it is. And 27 years since he was squished under a vintage Fergie.”
Tony: “And also 75 years since #TheArchers started.” #PlotRecap
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tony: “It’s 50 years since John was born, isn’t it?”
Pat: “Yes, it is. And 27 years since he was squished under a vintage Fergie.”
Tony: “And also 75 years since #TheArchers started.” #PlotRecap
Pat: “Yes, it is. And 27 years since he was squished under a vintage Fergie.”
Tony: “And also 75 years since #TheArchers started.” #PlotRecap
Pat: “Has Helen seen Dane since she got back from Scotland? Is she bringing him here for Xmas?”
Tony: “No, I think she’s going back to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, to toss a caber or something?” #TheArchers
Tony: “No, I think she’s going back to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, to toss a caber or something?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Pat: “Has Helen seen Dane since she got back from Scotland? Is she bringing him here for Xmas?”
Tony: “No, I think she’s going back to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, to toss a caber or something?” #TheArchers
Tony: “No, I think she’s going back to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, to toss a caber or something?” #TheArchers
Pat: “What? Sorry, I wasn’t listening. Start from the beginning.”
Tony: “OK. And now on Radio 4, it’s time for #TheArchers.”
Tony: “OK. And now on Radio 4, it’s time for #TheArchers.”
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Pat: “What? Sorry, I wasn’t listening. Start from the beginning.”
Tony: “OK. And now on Radio 4, it’s time for #TheArchers.”
Tony: “OK. And now on Radio 4, it’s time for #TheArchers.”
Emma: “It’s never great when something ends, is it? Well, apart from #TheArchers, obvs.”
December 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Emma: “It’s never great when something ends, is it? Well, apart from #TheArchers, obvs.”
Emma: “I was sad to hear about you and Carly.”
Chris: “Who?” #TheArchers
Chris: “Who?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Emma: “I was sad to hear about you and Carly.”
Chris: “Who?” #TheArchers
Chris: “Who?” #TheArchers
Joy: “Will you be able to make the tractor run?”
Martyn: “I should think so. You just switch on the ignition, don’t you?” #TheArchers
Martyn: “I should think so. You just switch on the ignition, don’t you?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Joy: “Will you be able to make the tractor run?”
Martyn: “I should think so. You just switch on the ignition, don’t you?” #TheArchers
Martyn: “I should think so. You just switch on the ignition, don’t you?” #TheArchers
Emma: “Text from Keira. She’s wondering when we’ll be home.”
Ed: “Do you think George has thrown her down the stairs?” 🤔 #TheArchers
Ed: “Do you think George has thrown her down the stairs?” 🤔 #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Emma: “Text from Keira. She’s wondering when we’ll be home.”
Ed: “Do you think George has thrown her down the stairs?” 🤔 #TheArchers
Ed: “Do you think George has thrown her down the stairs?” 🤔 #TheArchers
Emma: “Do you know Lawrence the Racist had a heart attack in Azra’s surgery?”
Joy: “No, Pet – but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the Northumbrian pipes!” #TheArchers
Joy: “No, Pet – but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the Northumbrian pipes!” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Emma: “Do you know Lawrence the Racist had a heart attack in Azra’s surgery?”
Joy: “No, Pet – but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the Northumbrian pipes!” #TheArchers
Joy: “No, Pet – but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the Northumbrian pipes!” #TheArchers
Susan: “I’m not giving a speech!”
Joy: “Oh yes you are – you have to. Yours is a speaking part, Pet, so you’re contractually obliged?” #TheArchers
Joy: “Oh yes you are – you have to. Yours is a speaking part, Pet, so you’re contractually obliged?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Susan: “I’m not giving a speech!”
Joy: “Oh yes you are – you have to. Yours is a speaking part, Pet, so you’re contractually obliged?” #TheArchers
Joy: “Oh yes you are – you have to. Yours is a speaking part, Pet, so you’re contractually obliged?” #TheArchers
Joy: “Shall we crack open the FIG ROLLS?” #TheArchers #FigRoll
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Joy: “Shall we crack open the FIG ROLLS?” #TheArchers #FigRoll
Martyn: “Hi Chris!”
Chris: “OMFG – Martyn! Are you still in this? I thought you were dead!” #TheArchers
Chris: “OMFG – Martyn! Are you still in this? I thought you were dead!” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Martyn: “Hi Chris!”
Chris: “OMFG – Martyn! Are you still in this? I thought you were dead!” #TheArchers
Chris: “OMFG – Martyn! Are you still in this? I thought you were dead!” #TheArchers
Ben: “Josh says he’s decided he needs a farm of his own, so he’s going to annex yours.”
Esme: “WTAF?” #TheArchers
Esme: “WTAF?” #TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ben: “Josh says he’s decided he needs a farm of his own, so he’s going to annex yours.”
Esme: “WTAF?” #TheArchers
Esme: “WTAF?” #TheArchers