Jon Reed
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📚 Writer and digital content consultant. Former publisher and ex-Twit. Politics geek and podcast addict. Mostly here for #TheArchers.
Thank you, #TheArchers tweetalongers. I’m off to buy myself some incriminating Hai Karate. See you next week!
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Thank you, #TheArchers tweetalongers. I’m off to buy myself some incriminating Hai Karate. See you next week!
Miss Babs: “Mystery solved, Mrs O! It was Mr Ruairi, on the bridle path, with the bottle of Chardonnay!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Miss Babs: “Mystery solved, Mrs O! It was Mr Ruairi, on the bridle path, with the bottle of Chardonnay!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo
Brian: “I’ve never been more disappointed. I thought they were going to string this out for months yet.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Brian: “I’ve never been more disappointed. I thought they were going to string this out for months yet.” #TheArchers
Ruairi: “Genuinely, I’m so sorry. I know I’ve made a giant mess.”
Brian: “Don’t worry. I know a good script editor.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Don’t worry. I know a good script editor.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Ruairi: “Genuinely, I’m so sorry. I know I’ve made a giant mess.”
Brian: “Don’t worry. I know a good script editor.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Don’t worry. I know a good script editor.” #TheArchers
Alice: “Please don’t make a big thing out of it.”
Fallon: “Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.” #TheArchers #SpinalTap #Stonehenge
Fallon: “Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.” #TheArchers #SpinalTap #Stonehenge
February 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Alice: “Please don’t make a big thing out of it.”
Fallon: “Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.” #TheArchers #SpinalTap #Stonehenge
Fallon: “Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.” #TheArchers #SpinalTap #Stonehenge
Fallon: “Have you got your eye on someone?”
Alice: “Yes, er… Rex?”
Fallon: “Rex? REX? Rex Fairbrother? Rex Fairbrother who lives on a boat? REX? WTAF?” #TheArchers
Alice: “Yes, er… Rex?”
Fallon: “Rex? REX? Rex Fairbrother? Rex Fairbrother who lives on a boat? REX? WTAF?” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Fallon: “Have you got your eye on someone?”
Alice: “Yes, er… Rex?”
Fallon: “Rex? REX? Rex Fairbrother? Rex Fairbrother who lives on a boat? REX? WTAF?” #TheArchers
Alice: “Yes, er… Rex?”
Fallon: “Rex? REX? Rex Fairbrother? Rex Fairbrother who lives on a boat? REX? WTAF?” #TheArchers
Ruth: “Do you think Josh is all right?”
David: “Who?” #TheArchers
David: “Who?” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Ruth: “Do you think Josh is all right?”
David: “Who?” #TheArchers
David: “Who?” #TheArchers
Ruairi: “I still don’t understand why you told George you hit him.”
Brian: “Well, should I have told him the truth, Ruairi? Would you rather I told him… it was YOU?” 😳😱🤯 #TheArchers
Brian: “Well, should I have told him the truth, Ruairi? Would you rather I told him… it was YOU?” 😳😱🤯 #TheArchers
a man is making a surprised face with the word what written below him
Alt: Joey Tribbiani from ‘Friends’ looking shocked, with the word ‘WHAT!’ overlaid.
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February 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Ruairi: “I still don’t understand why you told George you hit him.”
Brian: “Well, should I have told him the truth, Ruairi? Would you rather I told him… it was YOU?” 😳😱🤯 #TheArchers
Brian: “Well, should I have told him the truth, Ruairi? Would you rather I told him… it was YOU?” 😳😱🤯 #TheArchers
Ruth: “Hello! I’m here for a romantic dinner.”
David: “Who with? The Agricultural Story Editor?” #TheArchers
David: “Who with? The Agricultural Story Editor?” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Ruth: “Hello! I’m here for a romantic dinner.”
David: “Who with? The Agricultural Story Editor?” #TheArchers
David: “Who with? The Agricultural Story Editor?” #TheArchers
George: “GOT YOU. I’m taking this recording of Thursday’s episode of #TheArchers straight to the police. (Available on BBC Sounds, or wherever you get your podcasts.)”
February 15, 2026 at 12:03 PM
George: “GOT YOU. I’m taking this recording of Thursday’s episode of #TheArchers straight to the police. (Available on BBC Sounds, or wherever you get your podcasts.)”
Lilian: “What was George doing here?”
Brian: “Well, it certainly wasn’t accusing me of attempted murder or anything. Tea?” #TheArchers
Brian: “Well, it certainly wasn’t accusing me of attempted murder or anything. Tea?” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lilian: “What was George doing here?”
Brian: “Well, it certainly wasn’t accusing me of attempted murder or anything. Tea?” #TheArchers
Brian: “Well, it certainly wasn’t accusing me of attempted murder or anything. Tea?” #TheArchers
Brian: “Let’s accept things got out of hand, that it’s time to put an end to all this unpleasantness.”
George: “You mean… cancel #TheArchers?”
George: “You mean… cancel #TheArchers?”
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Brian: “Let’s accept things got out of hand, that it’s time to put an end to all this unpleasantness.”
George: “You mean… cancel #TheArchers?”
George: “You mean… cancel #TheArchers?”
Brian: “You’ve got no evidence!”
George: “Yes I have. I’ve got 5m #TheArchers listeners as witnesses!”
George: “Yes I have. I’ve got 5m #TheArchers listeners as witnesses!”
February 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Brian: “You’ve got no evidence!”
George: “Yes I have. I’ve got 5m #TheArchers listeners as witnesses!”
George: “Yes I have. I’ve got 5m #TheArchers listeners as witnesses!”
George: “Did you clonk me over the head with a free bottle of Chardonnay?”
Brian: “Yes. Sorry about that. I should have used a much better vintage.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Yes. Sorry about that. I should have used a much better vintage.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
George: “Did you clonk me over the head with a free bottle of Chardonnay?”
Brian: “Yes. Sorry about that. I should have used a much better vintage.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Yes. Sorry about that. I should have used a much better vintage.” #TheArchers
George: “If I was walking that way, you must’ve followed me…”
Brian: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need aftershave.” #TheArchers #MontyPython
Brian: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need aftershave.” #TheArchers #MontyPython
Monty Python, Season 2, Episode 4 - 3
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February 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
George: “If I was walking that way, you must’ve followed me…”
Brian: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need aftershave.” #TheArchers #MontyPython
Brian: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need aftershave.” #TheArchers #MontyPython
George: “I remember lying on the ground. I remember someone learning over me, wearing aftershave. The same aftershave I smelt on Martha the other night.”
Brian: “Ah yes, well Martha can be quite violent for a 4-year-old.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Ah yes, well Martha can be quite violent for a 4-year-old.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
George: “I remember lying on the ground. I remember someone learning over me, wearing aftershave. The same aftershave I smelt on Martha the other night.”
Brian: “Ah yes, well Martha can be quite violent for a 4-year-old.” #TheArchers
Brian: “Ah yes, well Martha can be quite violent for a 4-year-old.” #TheArchers
Lilian: “WTF is George doing here?”
Brian: “No idea. Recording an episode of #TheArchers?”
Brian: “No idea. Recording an episode of #TheArchers?”
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Lilian: “WTF is George doing here?”
Brian: “No idea. Recording an episode of #TheArchers?”
Brian: “No idea. Recording an episode of #TheArchers?”
George: “Come on, I know you’re in there. Ain’t no point hiding, open up. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!” #TheArchers #BrookfieldBad
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
George: “Come on, I know you’re in there. Ain’t no point hiding, open up. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!” #TheArchers #BrookfieldBad
George: “If I was walking this way, you must’ve followed me. Crept up behind me. It was then you smashed the bottle over my head…”
Amber: “George! What are you doing?”
George: “Just rehearsing my lines.” #TheArchers
Amber: “George! What are you doing?”
George: “Just rehearsing my lines.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 AM
George: “If I was walking this way, you must’ve followed me. Crept up behind me. It was then you smashed the bottle over my head…”
Amber: “George! What are you doing?”
George: “Just rehearsing my lines.” #TheArchers
Amber: “George! What are you doing?”
George: “Just rehearsing my lines.” #TheArchers
Alice: “There’s something odd going on between Dad and Ruairi. Almost like they share a terrible secret that will only be revealed at the end of this week’s omnibus.” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Alice: “There’s something odd going on between Dad and Ruairi. Almost like they share a terrible secret that will only be revealed at the end of this week’s omnibus.” #TheArchers
George: “I just remembered something. Something important. Something really important.”
Emma: “Is it your lines?” #TheArchers
Emma: “Is it your lines?” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
George: “I just remembered something. Something important. Something really important.”
Emma: “Is it your lines?” #TheArchers
Emma: “Is it your lines?” #TheArchers
Chelsea: “Ta-da! It’s my new mobile hair salon!”
Tracy: “That’s gonna need more than a squirt of Dettol. (Other household disinfectant products are available.)” #TheArchers
Tracy: “That’s gonna need more than a squirt of Dettol. (Other household disinfectant products are available.)” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Chelsea: “Ta-da! It’s my new mobile hair salon!”
Tracy: “That’s gonna need more than a squirt of Dettol. (Other household disinfectant products are available.)” #TheArchers
Tracy: “That’s gonna need more than a squirt of Dettol. (Other household disinfectant products are available.)” #TheArchers
Emma: “WTF are you doing here?”
George: “Recording an episode of #TheArchers. You?”
George: “Recording an episode of #TheArchers. You?”
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Emma: “WTF are you doing here?”
George: “Recording an episode of #TheArchers. You?”
George: “Recording an episode of #TheArchers. You?”
Ruairi: “When are you going to cark it and hand the farm over to me?”
Brian: “How very dare you. I’m going to live for A THOUSAND YEARS!” #TheArchers
Brian: “How very dare you. I’m going to live for A THOUSAND YEARS!” #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Ruairi: “When are you going to cark it and hand the farm over to me?”
Brian: “How very dare you. I’m going to live for A THOUSAND YEARS!” #TheArchers
Brian: “How very dare you. I’m going to live for A THOUSAND YEARS!” #TheArchers
George: “The guy they’ve charged with assaulting me, he’s entered a plea of not guilty.”
Amber: “So it’s going to #CrownCourt, then?” #TheArchers
Amber: “So it’s going to #CrownCourt, then?” #TheArchers
'Crown Court' Opening Theme ( In Stereo )
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February 15, 2026 at 11:23 AM
George: “The guy they’ve charged with assaulting me, he’s entered a plea of not guilty.”
Amber: “So it’s going to #CrownCourt, then?” #TheArchers
Amber: “So it’s going to #CrownCourt, then?” #TheArchers