Melanie Highlander
@mellieface47.bsky.social
Polyamorous 30-something year old who leans into her queerness and healing her inner child. 💗✌🏻
Lawsuit alleges Campbell's VP called products food for 'poor people'
YouTube video by NBC News
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November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A message to all video game developers:
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A message to all video game developers:
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
I would like to report, that after roughly an hour and a half, I retreaded a zipper on a pair of Lane Bryant dress pants. It took entirely too long to figure out all of the stitches and layers to snip through but I did it and then sewed it back shut. Huzzah. Working pants again!
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I would like to report, that after roughly an hour and a half, I retreaded a zipper on a pair of Lane Bryant dress pants. It took entirely too long to figure out all of the stitches and layers to snip through but I did it and then sewed it back shut. Huzzah. Working pants again!
If you feel the need to regulate and control everyone around you, maybe don’t engage in public spaces. It’s one thing to practice mindfulness of others, and a completely different thing to try and tell people how they should be participating in the world. Boomers, I swear. 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you feel the need to regulate and control everyone around you, maybe don’t engage in public spaces. It’s one thing to practice mindfulness of others, and a completely different thing to try and tell people how they should be participating in the world. Boomers, I swear. 🙄
I AM DONE WITH A TOXIC JOB. QUEUE THE FREE FALLING CHORUS.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I AM DONE WITH A TOXIC JOB. QUEUE THE FREE FALLING CHORUS.
My cousin survived a suicide attempt a few years ago and today we celebrated her marriage. It gets better. I promise.
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My cousin survived a suicide attempt a few years ago and today we celebrated her marriage. It gets better. I promise.
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
I am leaving a toxic work environment and getting back on the food sobriety train 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I am leaving a toxic work environment and getting back on the food sobriety train 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
My husband, wanting to set up a home gym: I should get one of those long bars…
Me: You mean a barbell?
Me: You mean a barbell?
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My husband, wanting to set up a home gym: I should get one of those long bars…
Me: You mean a barbell?
Me: You mean a barbell?
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My whimsy knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My whimsy knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
Lucy understands
Bees! #Shorts
YouTube video by Carisa Hendrix & Lucy Darling
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August 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Lucy understands
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ME: (the angriest I’ve ever been at my cat)
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ME: (the angriest I’ve ever been at my cat)
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
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Very annoying for all these other people to also be at the supermarket getting food they need to live
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Very annoying for all these other people to also be at the supermarket getting food they need to live
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If I really care about you, just know that I’m going to start acting so deeply weird at you. Please try to see this as charming because I actually can’t stop. I’ve tried.
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If I really care about you, just know that I’m going to start acting so deeply weird at you. Please try to see this as charming because I actually can’t stop. I’ve tried.
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Epstein
And never let them forget it
And never let them forget it
August 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Epstein
And never let them forget it
And never let them forget it
Bro. I did not have bailing my PlayStation friend out of jail on my 2025 bingo card but man life be wild sometimes 😆
August 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Bro. I did not have bailing my PlayStation friend out of jail on my 2025 bingo card but man life be wild sometimes 😆
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From the bottom of my soul.
July 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
From the bottom of my soul.
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I would really appreciate it if my PMS induced insomnia wasn’t happening as my management training intensifies 🙃😭💀
June 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I would really appreciate it if my PMS induced insomnia wasn’t happening as my management training intensifies 🙃😭💀
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Sue them for child endangerment
ICE is prowling the kiddie parks of West LA, kidnapping nannies while they’re working. These women are lifelines for so many families, including their own. Again, they are literally creeping around children’s parks, in disguise, to kidnap nannies. That is ICE.
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sue them for child endangerment
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These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Throwback Thursday: My husband & I road tripped it out to Pontiac, MI after my favorite boy band reunited & I found out they were touring. When I got there, I learned that if you bought a band tee, you’d get a selfie w/ them after the show. I totally cried. It was very healing for my inner child. 💗
June 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Throwback Thursday: My husband & I road tripped it out to Pontiac, MI after my favorite boy band reunited & I found out they were touring. When I got there, I learned that if you bought a band tee, you’d get a selfie w/ them after the show. I totally cried. It was very healing for my inner child. 💗
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It's June. It's Pride month. It's the 13th. It's Friday.
I declare today Prideday the 13th. May all transphobes and homophobes have exactly the luck they deserve.
I declare today Prideday the 13th. May all transphobes and homophobes have exactly the luck they deserve.
June 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's June. It's Pride month. It's the 13th. It's Friday.
I declare today Prideday the 13th. May all transphobes and homophobes have exactly the luck they deserve.
I declare today Prideday the 13th. May all transphobes and homophobes have exactly the luck they deserve.
The trainee working tonight did not cheese a Philly cheesesteak sandwich before sending it through the oven. That’s a decent summarization of how my night went.
June 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The trainee working tonight did not cheese a Philly cheesesteak sandwich before sending it through the oven. That’s a decent summarization of how my night went.