Melissa Russell
@melissarussell.bsky.social
I hang out with my dogs and make movies. Sometimes at the same time.
Thinking about the days when Nathan Fielder built a Dumb Starbucks in Los Feliz.
a man says that escalated quickly while looking at something
ALT: a man says that escalated quickly while looking at something
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May 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thinking about the days when Nathan Fielder built a Dumb Starbucks in Los Feliz.
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Walton Goggins turning on HBO Sundays for the next month and a half:
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Walton Goggins turning on HBO Sundays for the next month and a half:
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“Meh, veterans. Who cares”
HARF: What do you say to people who work for the VA who can't man the suicide hotline now bc they've been fired?
JOHNSON: Look, in Elon's defense, there's no playbook for what he's doing. So as he acknowledged, there are gonna be some mishaps & mistakes. But we will do course correction immediately
JOHNSON: Look, in Elon's defense, there's no playbook for what he's doing. So as he acknowledged, there are gonna be some mishaps & mistakes. But we will do course correction immediately
March 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Meh, veterans. Who cares”
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March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Episode 7 of Paradise is fucking incredible.
February 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Episode 7 of Paradise is fucking incredible.
Forced to evacuate. We’re all safe, pets are safe, but nerves are shot. Esp after we were evacuated with no prior watch or warning order. Straight to go. Hope it was out of an abundance of caution so roads are clear if it gets worse. I love our house, but everything that really matters is with us.
January 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Forced to evacuate. We’re all safe, pets are safe, but nerves are shot. Esp after we were evacuated with no prior watch or warning order. Straight to go. Hope it was out of an abundance of caution so roads are clear if it gets worse. I love our house, but everything that really matters is with us.
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For folks evacuating horses and other animals in Altadena and the Palisades:
January 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
For folks evacuating horses and other animals in Altadena and the Palisades:
We had ten dogs, TEN on our flight home! Four were being trained for security. So we had German Shepherds and labs hanging out. Entire plane was thrilled. The flight attendants, passengers, the dogs…With this much joy, just let them all on the plane. Even the non-working lazy good boys over 18lbs!
January 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We had ten dogs, TEN on our flight home! Four were being trained for security. So we had German Shepherds and labs hanging out. Entire plane was thrilled. The flight attendants, passengers, the dogs…With this much joy, just let them all on the plane. Even the non-working lazy good boys over 18lbs!
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My sexuality is Andrew Garfield putting on his glasses to read the teleprompter.
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My sexuality is Andrew Garfield putting on his glasses to read the teleprompter.
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
You have to eat McDonald’s before leaving the parking lot. Driven to a private jet and plated? Those fries are deader than the bear in Central Park.
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You have to eat McDonald’s before leaving the parking lot. Driven to a private jet and plated? Those fries are deader than the bear in Central Park.
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I'd like to see Jake Paul step into the ring with a fed-up middle-school teacher who has to deal with his 11-year-old fanboys.
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I'd like to see Jake Paul step into the ring with a fed-up middle-school teacher who has to deal with his 11-year-old fanboys.
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Playing Oregon Trail in an attempt to familiarize myself with the diseases I'll be dodging next year. A researcher.
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Playing Oregon Trail in an attempt to familiarize myself with the diseases I'll be dodging next year. A researcher.
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Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.
November 13, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.
Reposting as required. I don’t make the rules.
Keeping the good vibes on Blue Sky going, here’s Tom Holland’s Lip Sync Battle (part 1)
November 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Reposting as required. I don’t make the rules.
I forgot this existed! Hey, guys!
November 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I forgot this existed! Hey, guys!
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"Get my good side."
"I don't have that kind of time."
"I don't have that kind of time."
August 23, 2023 at 8:49 PM
"Get my good side."
"I don't have that kind of time."
"I don't have that kind of time."
Someone I know who works at WB posted on Facebook that the honking is SO annoying and asking people to chill with it.
Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be honking more 🫡
Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be honking more 🫡
August 23, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Someone I know who works at WB posted on Facebook that the honking is SO annoying and asking people to chill with it.
Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be honking more 🫡
Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be honking more 🫡
Same scene. Even ripped off the song for the score.
August 23, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Same scene. Even ripped off the song for the score.
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it's good, we need the earthquakes
August 20, 2023 at 9:48 PM
it's good, we need the earthquakes
Lookin good, WB
July 18, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Lookin good, WB
To which actors would happily step aside.
Actors are scared of losing work to AI but imo the real threat that no one is talking about is that Jim Henson’s Creature Shop has been quietly perfecting its technology for the last 30 years and soon all acting jobs will be taken by muppets
July 15, 2023 at 8:09 AM
To which actors would happily step aside.
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I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well as being an actual Disney villain.
But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.
But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.
July 13, 2023 at 5:09 PM
I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well as being an actual Disney villain.
But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.
But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.