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M.J. Pack
@megslice.bsky.social
Horror author, true crime writer, No Sleep Podcast regular, ESFP, Kylo Ren advocate, Slytherin, Spooky Mom, sassbasket. 🖤💀 STL
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God grant me the confidence of Pam Bondi being questioned and knowing she is on the wrong side of history yet acting as though she is not
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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don't agree with the man but huge props to tim allen for keeping his mouth shut the last few years
August 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
August 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The sun this summer be like
July 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wish I could tell my teen self that when she’s almost 40 she’ll be sitting in her car outside a haunted brewery, listening to Lady Marmalade and waiting to sit in on a Ouija board session ✨
July 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching Final Destination 5 and sighing deeply as I add more and more things to my Irrational Fear List
July 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
PSA: do not eat Taco Bell at midnight unless you want to have dreams where @pftompkins.bsky.social relentlessly pursues you throughout downtown Miami
July 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Tell me this doesn’t look like a poster for a horror movie! 👻 She makes me so proud 🖤
July 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pretty weird how the same crowd who couldn’t breathe in masks during Covid have no problem wearing masks as they abduct people off the street
July 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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This is dark
June 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome):
A mindset marked by such blind fanaticism that it renders the individual incapable of critical thought, self-reflection, or empathy. Characterized by the compulsive need to follow a strongman, suppress dissent, and justify cruelty as virtue.
June 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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These are the times that try men’s souls.
June 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“Rollin” in the first phrase, not “ridin”. Nobody on God’s Bluesky called me on this I had to check myself so as to not wreck myself. We must do better
my analysis is that they see us ridin’, but they are hating, patrolling, and trying to catch us riding dirty
IMO the trend pieces about Bluesky are in part about a feeding frenzy but also because this site doesnt make it easy (as old twitter did) to find some random flame war and write a piece in it
June 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Waiting for the Wicked For Good trailer like
a woman in a pink dress is laying on a bed in a room
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is laying on a bed in a room
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Elon either took less ketamine today or more ketamine or perhaps just the right amount
June 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If I was in a Final Destination movie I wouldn’t try to help many people, just the ones I really liked because half those movies are some dum-dum yelling about how you’re crazy and just fucking everything up. I’m not gonna waste my time and energy on you Mr. “Ominous Portents Of Death Aren’t Real”
June 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
June 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get you a man who picks you wildflowers while he’s disc golfing
June 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am 5 minutes into Presence and I already don’t care what the spooky thing is, I’d move into that house in a heartbeat. Ghosts are just a bonus
May 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My daughter did not eat her lunch so she was hungry. While the corn, garlic bread, and casserole were all cooking I sat next to her on the couch and she frowned, pointed at the kitchen and said “Go cook, I need my dinner”

Is she the reincarnation of someone’s mean husband from the 1950s?!
May 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I hope the men working on my deck don’t look at what I’m watching on TV unless they are prepared to see someone get eviscerated with a chainsaw because that’s just how I roll
May 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As many Nicole Kidman roles I idolized during my formative years I can’t believe it took me so long to become a redhead
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s not Dan Flashes but I love it
May 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM