Megan Kelly
@megankelly.bsky.social
Not that one.
substack.com/@mekmegan
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Jimmy Kimmel immediately using his reinstated platform to exemplify “a grown adult man having visible emotions without apologizing for them” is making me more of a fan than his comedy work ever did.
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jimmy Kimmel immediately using his reinstated platform to exemplify “a grown adult man having visible emotions without apologizing for them” is making me more of a fan than his comedy work ever did.
Everything sucks, but on my walk over the bridge tonight after dinner, every single person I encountered stopped to enthusiastically take a picture of this rainbow.
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everything sucks, but on my walk over the bridge tonight after dinner, every single person I encountered stopped to enthusiastically take a picture of this rainbow.
My scary cool friends @craiggors.bsky.social and @melmoy.bsky.social kindly invited me back to ask them more dumb questions about horror films.
134: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Podcast Episode · Splatter Chatter · 06/13/2025 · 2h 8m
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June 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My scary cool friends @craiggors.bsky.social and @melmoy.bsky.social kindly invited me back to ask them more dumb questions about horror films.
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Writing is fine. It's literally the most embarrassing thing on earth to put yourself on full display for rejection or validation, but it's fine. I enjoy it. I find it therapeutic to set myself on fire.
April 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Writing is fine. It's literally the most embarrassing thing on earth to put yourself on full display for rejection or validation, but it's fine. I enjoy it. I find it therapeutic to set myself on fire.
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“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
Does The Dog Die is the most important website there is. 😥
April 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Does The Dog Die is the most important website there is. 😥
If you don’t notice or think about a system, it’s because it’s working.
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you don’t notice or think about a system, it’s because it’s working.
I bought and ate this a good 5 months ago, but honestly if I get taken out by a chocolate bar I’d consider that a win at this point.
April 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I bought and ate this a good 5 months ago, but honestly if I get taken out by a chocolate bar I’d consider that a win at this point.
Okay for real, guys, who is writing the romantic drama based on the two astronauts who got trapped in space for nine months?? It’s like I have to do literally everything around here.
March 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay for real, guys, who is writing the romantic drama based on the two astronauts who got trapped in space for nine months?? It’s like I have to do literally everything around here.
It might seem morbid to some, but on days like this I find a lot of comfort in @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social’s words from The Anthropocene Reviewed. The world will survive us.
March 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It might seem morbid to some, but on days like this I find a lot of comfort in @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social’s words from The Anthropocene Reviewed. The world will survive us.
Nothing like three (3) different kinds of snacking cheese after an annoying work day. I highly recommend the mini brie bites from Trader Joe’s.
March 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nothing like three (3) different kinds of snacking cheese after an annoying work day. I highly recommend the mini brie bites from Trader Joe’s.
I hate when you’re just vibing on pure dopamine hits and no thoughts from Lady Gaga’s new album and then she crashes through that haze with a lyric like “I taste the last words that you spoke to me like wine.” 🙄
March 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I hate when you’re just vibing on pure dopamine hits and no thoughts from Lady Gaga’s new album and then she crashes through that haze with a lyric like “I taste the last words that you spoke to me like wine.” 🙄
You know you’re on the verge of a complete and total crisis when you start getting that GOOD good satire. 👌👌
“Desperate times call for incremental measures.”
My piece in @mcsweeneys.net
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
My piece in @mcsweeneys.net
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
“Chuck Schumer, the Democratic leader in the Senate, has reportedly been criticized by some of the party’s state governors for not resisting Donald...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You know you’re on the verge of a complete and total crisis when you start getting that GOOD good satire. 👌👌
Any excuse to gush about how cool my friends are, I will be taking. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🫶
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February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Any excuse to gush about how cool my friends are, I will be taking. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🫶
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Welcome back polio, I guess
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Welcome back polio, I guess
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There is so much right now. You can't do everything. But you don't have to. There are a lot of us and we are going to share the load. We make progress *together*.
Ask yourself honestly: what can I do to help TODAY? Then do it. Tomorrow, try to do a little more.
You got this. ❤️👊
Ask yourself honestly: what can I do to help TODAY? Then do it. Tomorrow, try to do a little more.
You got this. ❤️👊
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There is so much right now. You can't do everything. But you don't have to. There are a lot of us and we are going to share the load. We make progress *together*.
Ask yourself honestly: what can I do to help TODAY? Then do it. Tomorrow, try to do a little more.
You got this. ❤️👊
Ask yourself honestly: what can I do to help TODAY? Then do it. Tomorrow, try to do a little more.
You got this. ❤️👊
The health and safety of all Americans depend on leadership that prioritizes facts, science, and public trust – qualities Robert Kennedy Jr. doesn't carry. I just contacted my senators and urged them to oppose RFK Jr.'s nomination to lead HHS. app.sosha.ai/s/247HzyZT
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The health and safety of all Americans depend on leadership that prioritizes facts, science, and public trust – qualities Robert Kennedy Jr. doesn't carry. I just contacted my senators and urged them to oppose RFK Jr.'s nomination to lead HHS. app.sosha.ai/s/247HzyZT
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 AM
“I’m aware that I and the people I love may perish in the morning. I know that. But there’s light on our faces now.” 💙
“The logic of despair isn’t for me.”
— James Baldwin
— James Baldwin
November 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
“I’m aware that I and the people I love may perish in the morning. I know that. But there’s light on our faces now.” 💙
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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This is still my advice: Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. Live más.
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
This is still my advice: Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. Live más.
A small joy from this week is that someone introduced me to a type of cheese I hadn’t tried yet. I didn’t think this was still possible, but FYI, bread cheese is out there and it slaps.
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
A small joy from this week is that someone introduced me to a type of cheese I hadn’t tried yet. I didn’t think this was still possible, but FYI, bread cheese is out there and it slaps.
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever been early enough to something to claim my actual name with no numbers or doodads tacked on. 💃
November 12, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever been early enough to something to claim my actual name with no numbers or doodads tacked on. 💃