kels
@mediumbaggage.bsky.social
WHO KILLED JONBENÉT RAMSEY ?!!?! 🏳️🌈
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my girlfriend: will you do my makeup? I think it’ll be relaxing.
me: yeah, no prob
me: yeah, no prob
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
my girlfriend: will you do my makeup? I think it’ll be relaxing.
me: yeah, no prob
me: yeah, no prob
My favorite thing on this planettttt earthhhh (besides being with her) is watching shows together with my long distance gf.
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My favorite thing on this planettttt earthhhh (besides being with her) is watching shows together with my long distance gf.
me any time my dog asks to go outside when I’m already comfy
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
me any time my dog asks to go outside when I’m already comfy
If you see me getting put in my place by a 5’3” strawberry blonde, leave me alone. I’m right where I want to be.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
If you see me getting put in my place by a 5’3” strawberry blonde, leave me alone. I’m right where I want to be.
Everything is a colic baby and I’m the postpartum mother.
September 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everything is a colic baby and I’m the postpartum mother.
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Early Sunday Morning (1930)
by Edward Hopper
by Edward Hopper
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Early Sunday Morning (1930)
by Edward Hopper
by Edward Hopper
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7:50am EDT: Moon in Aries semisextile Uranus in Taurus. Reminder that you're allowed to be different from your family of origin. You're even allowed to be different from your previous self! 24°Ar41' D 24°Ta41' D
March 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
7:50am EDT: Moon in Aries semisextile Uranus in Taurus. Reminder that you're allowed to be different from your family of origin. You're even allowed to be different from your previous self! 24°Ar41' D 24°Ta41' D
Masons vocal fry is driving me insane #loveisblind
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Masons vocal fry is driving me insane #loveisblind
Me: I want to go on a meditation retreat where I do not use my phone or talk for 7 days.
Mags: you need to go take your meds.
Mags: you need to go take your meds.
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me: I want to go on a meditation retreat where I do not use my phone or talk for 7 days.
Mags: you need to go take your meds.
Mags: you need to go take your meds.
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5:22am EST: Moon in Taurus opposite Juno in Scorpio. Time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Is this partnership benefitting ANYONE anymore? 21°Ta19' D 21°Sc19' D
January 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
5:22am EST: Moon in Taurus opposite Juno in Scorpio. Time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Is this partnership benefitting ANYONE anymore? 21°Ta19' D 21°Sc19' D
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to everyone who treated me like I was barely human when I was a weird child:
no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks
no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
to everyone who treated me like I was barely human when I was a weird child:
no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks
no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks
I don’t confirm or deny Facebook friend requests so that when someone dies I then can accept it and creep.
December 10, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I don’t confirm or deny Facebook friend requests so that when someone dies I then can accept it and creep.
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psychoanalyst: you are in such a bright mood today
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
psychoanalyst: you are in such a bright mood today
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
me: healthcare ceo got assassinated
I know nipple balm is appropriate for baby show registries but is it okay for a wedding registry?
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I know nipple balm is appropriate for baby show registries but is it okay for a wedding registry?
me: if I had completed suicide, I would know who killed Jon Benet Ramsey.
my therapist: Burke 100% did it.
my therapist: Burke 100% did it.
December 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
me: if I had completed suicide, I would know who killed Jon Benet Ramsey.
my therapist: Burke 100% did it.
my therapist: Burke 100% did it.
Thinking about the time I tried to hang myself on the ceiling fan and the entire thing came out of the ceiling on top of me 🤣
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Thinking about the time I tried to hang myself on the ceiling fan and the entire thing came out of the ceiling on top of me 🤣
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Anxiety really is a motherfucker
December 1, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Anxiety really is a motherfucker
I’ve never disliked a person more than Justin Tucker right now.
December 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I’ve never disliked a person more than Justin Tucker right now.
“YOU get a hat! YOU get a hat! And YOU get a hat!”- me, surely, at Christmas after I learn to crochet
December 1, 2024 at 3:58 PM
“YOU get a hat! YOU get a hat! And YOU get a hat!”- me, surely, at Christmas after I learn to crochet
Tell Me Lies is an elite tv show and nobody can change my mind.
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Tell Me Lies is an elite tv show and nobody can change my mind.
I’m not even excited for Spotify wrapped this year. All it’s going to tell me is how gay and sad I am once again.
December 1, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I’m not even excited for Spotify wrapped this year. All it’s going to tell me is how gay and sad I am once again.
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Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
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running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”
“That’s you.” - my girlfriend pointing to Mia Thermopolis in Princess Diaries multiple times up until the part where she got a makeover
November 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
“That’s you.” - my girlfriend pointing to Mia Thermopolis in Princess Diaries multiple times up until the part where she got a makeover