Ellie
@mechanigal.bsky.social
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
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i'm not a bottom-leaning verse by choice i'm just hormonally disadvantaged from topping
June 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i'm not a bottom-leaning verse by choice i'm just hormonally disadvantaged from topping
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girl who's tired of trying to make a curly swoop in her bangs behave so she gives up and wears a beanie instead
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
girl who's tired of trying to make a curly swoop in her bangs behave so she gives up and wears a beanie instead
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1pm meetings should be illegal. i'm still in lunch mode even when i clock back in. 1:30pm is fine, 1:15pm is pushing it, but you want me in a meeting room at 1:00pm on the dot? fuck you
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
1pm meetings should be illegal. i'm still in lunch mode even when i clock back in. 1:30pm is fine, 1:15pm is pushing it, but you want me in a meeting room at 1:00pm on the dot? fuck you
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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real one: only people that should be allowed to call themselves detrans women are girls on too long of an EV cycle because they microdose detransitioning weekly
June 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
real one: only people that should be allowed to call themselves detrans women are girls on too long of an EV cycle because they microdose detransitioning weekly
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now i'm thinking about small naturals. why does no one talk about small naturals
May 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
now i'm thinking about small naturals. why does no one talk about small naturals
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honestly aside from brainworms, biggest reasons i haven't gotten into makeup sooner is that i Do Not half ass anything i get into and because makeup (like skincare) to me has a lot of snake oil products. there's a lot of sift through up front. it'll be exciting though tbh i've been meaning to badly.
one of my 2025 goals is to finally get around to learning makeup, and i have now Acquired makeup. i'm charging up my energy to become the hottest bitch on bluesky by the end of the year.
May 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
honestly aside from brainworms, biggest reasons i haven't gotten into makeup sooner is that i Do Not half ass anything i get into and because makeup (like skincare) to me has a lot of snake oil products. there's a lot of sift through up front. it'll be exciting though tbh i've been meaning to badly.
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just heard that they're getting rid of RAADS for autism diagnosis and that they're instead asking you for your breath of the wild completion percentage
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
just heard that they're getting rid of RAADS for autism diagnosis and that they're instead asking you for your breath of the wild completion percentage
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CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
CASTRATION
NO PISSING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY BALLS ARE MISSING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
CASTRATION
NO PISSING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY BALLS ARE MISSING
January 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
CASTRATION
NO PISSING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY BALLS ARE MISSING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
CASTRATION
NO PISSING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY BALLS ARE MISSING
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
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i wish i knew how to explain to cis ppl what it's like to see something that gave u your life back described in such violent terms
i feel fucking sick after reading the executive order
January 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i wish i knew how to explain to cis ppl what it's like to see something that gave u your life back described in such violent terms
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🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦
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a woman in her underwear is more naked than a naked man. a man has to have a boner to be truly naked
December 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
a woman in her underwear is more naked than a naked man. a man has to have a boner to be truly naked
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(Margit, The Fell Omen voice) well, thou art of passing privilege.
August 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
(Margit, The Fell Omen voice) well, thou art of passing privilege.
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ABC and NBC both reporting some strong evidence of motive in the UHC shooting.
abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
December 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
ABC and NBC both reporting some strong evidence of motive in the UHC shooting.
abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...