Md.Scntst
@mdscntst.bsky.social
Food, dogs, guitar gear, void-shouting.
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Draw 10 cards and make a Marit Lage? Id pay 10 life for that
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Draw 10 cards and make a Marit Lage? Id pay 10 life for that
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Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie https://theonion.com/area-man-forges-ahead-in-pursuit-of-numbness-with-third-slice-of-pie/
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie https://theonion.com/area-man-forges-ahead-in-pursuit-of-numbness-with-third-slice-of-pie/
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Luxury guys incoming?
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Luxury guys incoming?
I hate to be that guy, but Allen's poor performance might win me my league this year. Insane.
December 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hate to be that guy, but Allen's poor performance might win me my league this year. Insane.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
Is it reverse because you're the meat it pounds?
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Is it reverse because you're the meat it pounds?
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Man i saw this in the wild and was just so confused. Closed the app. Reopened it to find it in the Louvre. You love to see it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Man i saw this in the wild and was just so confused. Closed the app. Reopened it to find it in the Louvre. You love to see it.
Measuring from the butthole.
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Measuring from the butthole.
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A local Rattata outlined its intention to use a complex, multi-step strategy in an upcoming battle with a Pokémon trainer, despite lacking any practical experience, sources confirmed.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A local Rattata outlined its intention to use a complex, multi-step strategy in an upcoming battle with a Pokémon trainer, despite lacking any practical experience, sources confirmed.
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Very appropriate for Tuesday's release. I received a direct strike from @murderxbryan.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Very appropriate for Tuesday's release. I received a direct strike from @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
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NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/