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@mayorgoob.bsky.social
25, she/they. yee haw. i’m tired man. mayor of gooberville™️
pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻
pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻
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@mayorgoob.bsky.social
· Feb 14
new pin bc we are growing rapidly:
welcome to gooberville™️. please stay a while. the four pillars of gooberville™️:
• be kind
• be silly
• laugh often
• love hard
in case no one has told u, i love u 🫶🏻
welcome to gooberville™️. please stay a while. the four pillars of gooberville™️:
• be kind
• be silly
• laugh often
• love hard
in case no one has told u, i love u 🫶🏻
second break of the day. 3 more hours to go. i stg if anything else happens. i’m screaming
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
second break of the day. 3 more hours to go. i stg if anything else happens. i’m screaming
yall i might crash out. nothing is dated or rotated. gills are off. fuck me
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
yall i might crash out. nothing is dated or rotated. gills are off. fuck me
shoutout to the cops in the parking lot next door who watched me wander through the lot an hour ago & look around to find no one else here before sloshing in the drizzle back to my car to sit there, wet & miserable
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
shoutout to the cops in the parking lot next door who watched me wander through the lot an hour ago & look around to find no one else here before sloshing in the drizzle back to my car to sit there, wet & miserable
POV: You’re my coworker who overslept & whose phone suddenly “died” when I was calling you to wake you to open so I FaceTime you to wake yo ass up
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
POV: You’re my coworker who overslept & whose phone suddenly “died” when I was calling you to wake you to open so I FaceTime you to wake yo ass up
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i always think of this meme when i get on bsky at the beginning of work
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
i always think of this meme when i get on bsky at the beginning of work
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November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
goob morning. guess who is alone waiting for her openers to pull up :) time for: MAHJONG
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
goob morning. guess who is alone waiting for her openers to pull up :) time for: MAHJONG
goob morning. i get a regular barista shift today. we are so goated with the sauce bro
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
goob morning. i get a regular barista shift today. we are so goated with the sauce bro
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Today is the 25th anniversary of the theatrical release of Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
#filmsky #JimCarrey #BillIrwin #movies #JeffreyTambor #art #UniversalPictures #DrSeuss
#filmsky #JimCarrey #BillIrwin #movies #JeffreyTambor #art #UniversalPictures #DrSeuss
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of the theatrical release of Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
#filmsky #JimCarrey #BillIrwin #movies #JeffreyTambor #art #UniversalPictures #DrSeuss
#filmsky #JimCarrey #BillIrwin #movies #JeffreyTambor #art #UniversalPictures #DrSeuss
update 4: manager is on his way. i now just got paid to sit in my cozy car playing mahjong for an hour :)
update 3: just watched my first customer pull up to the box bc i can’t get inside to the cones to close it :) there’s no one home!!! this is everything to me rn
update 2: i am full peepaw mode rn i am in my car with a blankey & playing mahjong with the heat cranked. i am so ok bc i get paid for this since i was here
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
update 4: manager is on his way. i now just got paid to sit in my cozy car playing mahjong for an hour :)
update 3: just watched my first customer pull up to the box bc i can’t get inside to the cones to close it :) there’s no one home!!! this is everything to me rn
update 2: i am full peepaw mode rn i am in my car with a blankey & playing mahjong with the heat cranked. i am so ok bc i get paid for this since i was here
update: store manager is calling around. if i could legally be in the store alone. i would already be opened like trust & believe. i would be taking orders RIGHT NOW.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
update 3: just watched my first customer pull up to the box bc i can’t get inside to the cones to close it :) there’s no one home!!! this is everything to me rn
update 2: i am full peepaw mode rn i am in my car with a blankey & playing mahjong with the heat cranked. i am so ok bc i get paid for this since i was here
update: store manager is calling around. if i could legally be in the store alone. i would already be opened like trust & believe. i would be taking orders RIGHT NOW.
goob morning. last shift a partner injured themselves with a hot hot drink so that was great training check & this morning. no one showed up yet. :) so i’m like. just sitting in my car heheh
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
update 2: i am full peepaw mode rn i am in my car with a blankey & playing mahjong with the heat cranked. i am so ok bc i get paid for this since i was here
update: store manager is calling around. if i could legally be in the store alone. i would already be opened like trust & believe. i would be taking orders RIGHT NOW.
goob morning. last shift a partner injured themselves with a hot hot drink so that was great training check & this morning. no one showed up yet. :) so i’m like. just sitting in my car heheh
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
update: store manager is calling around. if i could legally be in the store alone. i would already be opened like trust & believe. i would be taking orders RIGHT NOW.
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You were incredible, Alice Wong, and it was a blessing to have collaborated with you on projects, to have read your words and to have heard your voice, as full of life and passion and joy and rage as it was.
You made a difference—so much of a difference.
Rest always in peace, and always in power.
You made a difference—so much of a difference.
Rest always in peace, and always in power.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You were incredible, Alice Wong, and it was a blessing to have collaborated with you on projects, to have read your words and to have heard your voice, as full of life and passion and joy and rage as it was.
You made a difference—so much of a difference.
Rest always in peace, and always in power.
You made a difference—so much of a difference.
Rest always in peace, and always in power.
goob morning. last shift a partner injured themselves with a hot hot drink so that was great training check & this morning. no one showed up yet. :) so i’m like. just sitting in my car heheh
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
goob morning. last shift a partner injured themselves with a hot hot drink so that was great training check & this morning. no one showed up yet. :) so i’m like. just sitting in my car heheh
update the sm came & let me in so we were j chilling lol i was worried abt nothing heheh
goob morning. i’m supposed to open another store today. but i don’t have a key or a code or any of the information so. how is that supposed to work i wonder.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
update the sm came & let me in so we were j chilling lol i was worried abt nothing heheh
goob morning. i’m supposed to open another store today. but i don’t have a key or a code or any of the information so. how is that supposed to work i wonder.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
goob morning. i’m supposed to open another store today. but i don’t have a key or a code or any of the information so. how is that supposed to work i wonder.
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gentle reminder that if you currently feel stressed, overwhelmed, or hopeless:
we’re currently not living in the way that humans have lived for the majority of our existence. our societal structure disrupts our basic needs for community and support. it’s not your fault, or your weakness💗
we’re currently not living in the way that humans have lived for the majority of our existence. our societal structure disrupts our basic needs for community and support. it’s not your fault, or your weakness💗
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gentle reminder that if you currently feel stressed, overwhelmed, or hopeless:
we’re currently not living in the way that humans have lived for the majority of our existence. our societal structure disrupts our basic needs for community and support. it’s not your fault, or your weakness💗
we’re currently not living in the way that humans have lived for the majority of our existence. our societal structure disrupts our basic needs for community and support. it’s not your fault, or your weakness💗
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Once again, it's time for
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Once again, it's time for
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a petty thing I feel very strongly about is that it should be illegal for a company to email you just because you visited its website. stop that. stop that at once. no I did not buy your item and now I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR ITEM.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
a petty thing I feel very strongly about is that it should be illegal for a company to email you just because you visited its website. stop that. stop that at once. no I did not buy your item and now I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR ITEM.
but why would they say that
Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
but why would they say that
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*putting toasted bread on my feet* walk a mile in these loucroutons
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*putting toasted bread on my feet* walk a mile in these loucroutons
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he was a corn, she was a maize
can i make it any more cobvious?
can i make it any more cobvious?
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
he was a corn, she was a maize
can i make it any more cobvious?
can i make it any more cobvious?
goob morning. you know that feeling that like you suck at your job & everyone there actually hates you & no one wants you there??? feeling that heavy today. i just want yall to know: i want you here & i love you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
goob morning. you know that feeling that like you suck at your job & everyone there actually hates you & no one wants you there??? feeling that heavy today. i just want yall to know: i want you here & i love you.