holly jolly goob 🎄🎅🏼
@mayorgoob.bsky.social
25, she/they. yee haw. i’m tired man. mayor of gooberville™️
pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻
pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻
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new pin bc we are growing rapidly:
welcome to gooberville™️. please stay a while. the four pillars of gooberville™️:
• be kind
• be silly
• laugh often
• love hard
in case no one has told u, i love u 🫶🏻
welcome to gooberville™️. please stay a while. the four pillars of gooberville™️:
• be kind
• be silly
• laugh often
• love hard
in case no one has told u, i love u 🫶🏻
ok since it’s merry chrysler or whatever
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ok since it’s merry chrysler or whatever
goob morning i am on 4 shots of espresso & on hour 2/9 of my shift from hell. i already need to poop let’s gooooo
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
goob morning i am on 4 shots of espresso & on hour 2/9 of my shift from hell. i already need to poop let’s gooooo
goob morning. it’s a silly saturday. i’m abt to go chug 6 shots of espresso to gear up to fight god 🤭🤞🏻
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
goob morning. it’s a silly saturday. i’m abt to go chug 6 shots of espresso to gear up to fight god 🤭🤞🏻
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January 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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what's the point of black friday anymore. the deals suck and you don't even get to see someone's grandma get into a fist fight over a tv
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
what's the point of black friday anymore. the deals suck and you don't even get to see someone's grandma get into a fist fight over a tv
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oomfs upon oomfs are falling to ⚠️Invalid Handle. my hand trembles as i write this, fearing they will come for me. those of us left huddle together for comfort, but every day it seems we are fewer. i am afraid my days are not long, and that i might be next.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
oomfs upon oomfs are falling to ⚠️Invalid Handle. my hand trembles as i write this, fearing they will come for me. those of us left huddle together for comfort, but every day it seems we are fewer. i am afraid my days are not long, and that i might be next.
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
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goob morning to all my retail workers. we are braver than any US marine today. stay strong soldiers 🫡🙌🏻
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
goob morning to all my retail workers. we are braver than any US marine today. stay strong soldiers 🫡🙌🏻
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Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
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take some time today to educate yourself on the myth that is thanksgiving & the lasting impacts of the narrative it has created in regards to the colonization and near complete erasure of entire cultures and lives of Indigenous peoples.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
take some time today to educate yourself on the myth that is thanksgiving & the lasting impacts of the narrative it has created in regards to the colonization and near complete erasure of entire cultures and lives of Indigenous peoples.
happy thanksgiving i love yall & i’m so glad you exist at the same time as me. how lucky am i.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
happy thanksgiving i love yall & i’m so glad you exist at the same time as me. how lucky am i.
GOOB MONING. ITS A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY. there were only 2 of us scheduled to open. which i was told was … ILLEGAL. so we’re running solo store plays to work truck & breaks & everything else 😿 but my partner that is here is an ANGEL she’s my fave to work with & we are GROOVING today 😼🙌🏻🫶🏻
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
GOOB MONING. ITS A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY. there were only 2 of us scheduled to open. which i was told was … ILLEGAL. so we’re running solo store plays to work truck & breaks & everything else 😿 but my partner that is here is an ANGEL she’s my fave to work with & we are GROOVING today 😼🙌🏻🫶🏻
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I wish i could meet amazing cool hot people
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I wish i could meet amazing cool hot people
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
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Be bored!! Being bored is SO beneficial for your brain! I still struggle with being bored, too, but we aren't meant to live in a state of constant stimulation
Being bored is when our brains can sort through what's important and what's extra, and it's when we're most creative!
Being bored is when our brains can sort through what's important and what's extra, and it's when we're most creative!
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Be bored!! Being bored is SO beneficial for your brain! I still struggle with being bored, too, but we aren't meant to live in a state of constant stimulation
Being bored is when our brains can sort through what's important and what's extra, and it's when we're most creative!
Being bored is when our brains can sort through what's important and what's extra, and it's when we're most creative!
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Hollaback girl over here
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hollaback girl over here
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I went to this Buddhist meditation thing today and my takeaway is that spending an hour in my own head is exponentially worse than just bottling up my toxic bullshit until I explode
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I went to this Buddhist meditation thing today and my takeaway is that spending an hour in my own head is exponentially worse than just bottling up my toxic bullshit until I explode
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yes, you can hold my hand if you want to!!! cause i wanna hold yours too!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
yes, you can hold my hand if you want to!!! cause i wanna hold yours too!!!!!
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some girl just SLAMMED her face into the window
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
some girl just SLAMMED her face into the window
goob morning it’s a marvelous monday. i hope it’s a good one for yall 🥰🫶🏻
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
goob morning it’s a marvelous monday. i hope it’s a good one for yall 🥰🫶🏻
guys having greasy hair makes me feel so ugly & tired there has to be a scientific reason like. this NEEDS to be studied what is this shit.
did i also work 13 hours & then saw wicked & then had to drive an hour post football game traffic before i couldn’t sleep bc of how bad it all was? yes. and?
did i also work 13 hours & then saw wicked & then had to drive an hour post football game traffic before i couldn’t sleep bc of how bad it all was? yes. and?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
guys having greasy hair makes me feel so ugly & tired there has to be a scientific reason like. this NEEDS to be studied what is this shit.
did i also work 13 hours & then saw wicked & then had to drive an hour post football game traffic before i couldn’t sleep bc of how bad it all was? yes. and?
did i also work 13 hours & then saw wicked & then had to drive an hour post football game traffic before i couldn’t sleep bc of how bad it all was? yes. and?
I HAVE BEEN CHANGED
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I HAVE BEEN CHANGED