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holly jolly goob 🎄🎅🏼
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25, she/they. yee haw. i’m tired man. mayor of gooberville™️
pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻
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new pin bc we are growing rapidly:

welcome to gooberville™️. please stay a while. the four pillars of gooberville™️:

• be kind
• be silly
• laugh often
• love hard

in case no one has told u, i love u 🫶🏻
ok since it’s merry chrysler or whatever
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
goob morning i am on 4 shots of espresso & on hour 2/9 of my shift from hell. i already need to poop let’s gooooo
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
goob morning. it’s a silly saturday. i’m abt to go chug 6 shots of espresso to gear up to fight god 🤭🤞🏻
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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what's the point of black friday anymore. the deals suck and you don't even get to see someone's grandma get into a fist fight over a tv
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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oomfs upon oomfs are falling to ⚠️Invalid Handle. my hand trembles as i write this, fearing they will come for me. those of us left huddle together for comfort, but every day it seems we are fewer. i am afraid my days are not long, and that i might be next.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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just breathe
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
goob morning to all my retail workers. we are braver than any US marine today. stay strong soldiers 🫡🙌🏻
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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take some time today to educate yourself on the myth that is thanksgiving & the lasting impacts of the narrative it has created in regards to the colonization and near complete erasure of entire cultures and lives of Indigenous peoples.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
happy thanksgiving i love yall & i’m so glad you exist at the same time as me. how lucky am i.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
GOOB MONING. ITS A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY. there were only 2 of us scheduled to open. which i was told was … ILLEGAL. so we’re running solo store plays to work truck & breaks & everything else 😿 but my partner that is here is an ANGEL she’s my fave to work with & we are GROOVING today 😼🙌🏻🫶🏻
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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I wish i could meet amazing cool hot people
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Be bored!! Being bored is SO beneficial for your brain! I still struggle with being bored, too, but we aren't meant to live in a state of constant stimulation

Being bored is when our brains can sort through what's important and what's extra, and it's when we're most creative!
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Hollaback girl over here
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I went to this Buddhist meditation thing today and my takeaway is that spending an hour in my own head is exponentially worse than just bottling up my toxic bullshit until I explode
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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yes, you can hold my hand if you want to!!! cause i wanna hold yours too!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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some girl just SLAMMED her face into the window
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
goob morning it’s a marvelous monday. i hope it’s a good one for yall 🥰🫶🏻
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
guys having greasy hair makes me feel so ugly & tired there has to be a scientific reason like. this NEEDS to be studied what is this shit.

did i also work 13 hours & then saw wicked & then had to drive an hour post football game traffic before i couldn’t sleep bc of how bad it all was? yes. and?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I HAVE BEEN CHANGED
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM