maya
@mayabyte.bsky.social
pikmin speedrunner, computer user, useless knowledge enthusiast
she/her
she/her
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when the
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
when the
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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something
made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch
Air Riders may actually be too much fun
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Air Riders may actually be too much fun
look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in
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you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"
everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle
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if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it
sometimes it's like this
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
sometimes it's like this
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games
dude has never heard of games
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games
dude has never heard of games
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sometimes it's like this
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sometimes it's like this
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This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.
interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides
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this stupid hog stole my menu
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this stupid hog stole my menu
we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well
just passing through. don't mind me
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
just passing through. don't mind me
engaging in some recreational ROM hacking
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
engaging in some recreational ROM hacking