maya
@mayabyte.bsky.social
pikmin speedrunner, computer user, useless knowledge enthusiast
she/her
she/her
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games
dude has never heard of games
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games
dude has never heard of games
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sometimes it's like this
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sometimes it's like this
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This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.
interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides
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this stupid hog stole my menu
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this stupid hog stole my menu
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we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
we have to use cpp98 with no standard library in this codebase and i'm somehow still writing annoying callback monsters that nobody else understands very well
just passing through. don't mind me
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
just passing through. don't mind me
engaging in some recreational ROM hacking
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
engaging in some recreational ROM hacking
trying pu'erh tea for the first time and I'm feeling almost like I had a weak edible or something. tastes really good I just wasn't expecting it
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
trying pu'erh tea for the first time and I'm feeling almost like I had a weak edible or something. tastes really good I just wasn't expecting it
new idea that's gonna make me a billion dollars: tumble dryer for dishes
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
new idea that's gonna make me a billion dollars: tumble dryer for dishes
who did it better: iOS 26 Liquid Glass(tm) (2025) or Pikmin 3 (2013)
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
who did it better: iOS 26 Liquid Glass(tm) (2025) or Pikmin 3 (2013)
it did
eating an entire mozzarella ball would probably fix me
September 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it did
eating an entire mozzarella ball would probably fix me
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
eating an entire mozzarella ball would probably fix me
physical media was objectively not better than what we have now but the physicality and ritual of VHS tapes did make the things on them stick in your mind more
September 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
physical media was objectively not better than what we have now but the physicality and ritual of VHS tapes did make the things on them stick in your mind more
I am always god's hungriest soldier. it is my burden to bear
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am always god's hungriest soldier. it is my burden to bear
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Someone pointed out to me that your tongue knows the texture of anything you look at and I can’t unknow that so I thought I’d share it
September 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Someone pointed out to me that your tongue knows the texture of anything you look at and I can’t unknow that so I thought I’d share it
you can tell silksong has Made It bc all the same weirdos who show up whenever fromsoft releases a game are out in force for it
September 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
you can tell silksong has Made It bc all the same weirdos who show up whenever fromsoft releases a game are out in force for it
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Real Life Piklopedia
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Real Life Piklopedia
guy at the train station piano playing the default samsung ringtone
September 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
guy at the train station piano playing the default samsung ringtone