Mauser is a free elf
@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
Given that his last name is apparently the only thing of value that he actually owns, can we just call him Donald moving forward?
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Given that his last name is apparently the only thing of value that he actually owns, can we just call him Donald moving forward?
Another reason to avoid the game awards lmao
Jonathan Blow (Braid, The Witness) teases announcement at The Game Awards
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU0V...
#TheGameAwards
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU0V...
#TheGameAwards
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Another reason to avoid the game awards lmao
Second time making katsu curry and it's already a marked improvement. Actually let the chicken rest before slicing this time 😳
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Second time making katsu curry and it's already a marked improvement. Actually let the chicken rest before slicing this time 😳
Genuinely no idea how Trouba avoids a suspension on that hit on Ryan Leonard. Dude's got a history of these kinds of hits and nothing? If it's Tom Wilson making that hit he's suspended through the Olympics
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Genuinely no idea how Trouba avoids a suspension on that hit on Ryan Leonard. Dude's got a history of these kinds of hits and nothing? If it's Tom Wilson making that hit he's suspended through the Olympics
I've played like an hour of ROUTINE, and it's already a knockout in atmosphere and immersion
This chunky IBM PC retro-futurism sci-fi is r i g h t up my alley, good lord
This chunky IBM PC retro-futurism sci-fi is r i g h t up my alley, good lord
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've played like an hour of ROUTINE, and it's already a knockout in atmosphere and immersion
This chunky IBM PC retro-futurism sci-fi is r i g h t up my alley, good lord
This chunky IBM PC retro-futurism sci-fi is r i g h t up my alley, good lord
Are people just now realizing that FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the world? Was this not already common knowledge?
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Are people just now realizing that FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the world? Was this not already common knowledge?
Dear Monster Jobs, it's probably more helpful to send a "how did we do?" survey request *after* the recipient has found a job through you
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dear Monster Jobs, it's probably more helpful to send a "how did we do?" survey request *after* the recipient has found a job through you
Finally checking out the Ocarina of Time PC port, and playing it at 144fps is seriously messing with my brain.
a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
ALT: a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Finally checking out the Ocarina of Time PC port, and playing it at 144fps is seriously messing with my brain.
I think today's going to be a "shut down and turn off social media to preserve whatever sanity I have left" kinda day
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think today's going to be a "shut down and turn off social media to preserve whatever sanity I have left" kinda day
Thought I beat Returnal, only to get the "Finish Act 1" achievement
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thought I beat Returnal, only to get the "Finish Act 1" achievement
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shareholders
I'm so glad my previous employer is going all-in on CoPilot
Microsoft is now incapable of having even the most basic of operating system functionality working in Windows.
$3.66 trillion dollar company, by the way.
$3.66 trillion dollar company, by the way.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm so glad my previous employer is going all-in on CoPilot
If there's one positive about the modern internet and social media, the discovery for Nuremberg 2 is going to be a hell of a lot easier than the first one
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If there's one positive about the modern internet and social media, the discovery for Nuremberg 2 is going to be a hell of a lot easier than the first one
Shoutout to the local MSP who had me go through weeks of interviews and an aced technical assessment, only to tell me the morning after my final interview that I wasn't selected.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shoutout to the local MSP who had me go through weeks of interviews and an aced technical assessment, only to tell me the morning after my final interview that I wasn't selected.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
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That there's even a discussion about Steam introducing an AI label shows that we 100% need an AI label on Steam.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That there's even a discussion about Steam introducing an AI label shows that we 100% need an AI label on Steam.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Can't play any of the Cloister of Trials in FFX without thinking of this incredible cover of the theme by @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Materia - Bemknesyka (The Trials) - SPIRA: Music from Final Fantasy X - Zanarkand Mix
Stream Materia - Bemknesyka (The Trials) - SPIRA: Music from Final Fantasy X - Zanarkand Mix by John Robert Matz on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can't play any of the Cloister of Trials in FFX without thinking of this incredible cover of the theme by @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
Muse is the opposite of Rush, in that their peak was when they were getting weird with synths
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Muse is the opposite of Rush, in that their peak was when they were getting weird with synths
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
It's your time to become Samis
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's your time to become Samis
Never played the original, time to get educated
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never played the original, time to get educated
Gonna fly in a banana hammock next time just to spite this douchebag
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gonna fly in a banana hammock next time just to spite this douchebag
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Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.