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Maura
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I need to put my phone down
Wow, she successfully Cliff Clavin-ed it
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The masses would say Dane Cook but I say Olympia Dukakis
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Find it hard to believe the daughter didn’t also say something about Ruth Bader Ginsburg smh
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
THANK YOU like can we respect David Niven’s legacy please
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Happy for Mike Macdonald
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
He’s cooperating here
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Whither pitchers and catchers
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Goodnight nurse
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Fear it’s more like cante
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Did processed foods make him a rapist
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Gen X excellence
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
They weren’t saying Boo-urns
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Ok, like, no one was asking for a treatise from you in a stranger’s comments lmao
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Documentaries are yassifying people to protect anonymity and I just don’t know about that cc @michcoll.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We’re going to get so many videos of their assholes when they forget to turn them off when they’re on the can
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My son is also named Brantley
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Looks like a The Skipper to me
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Pic of Tulsi from the locked up complaint
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Dilbert tribute 🙏🏼
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just said thank you to an AI drive thru we’re cooked
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s silly and small, but one of my favorite things ever is Meryl Streep exclaiming “Catherine O’Hara! I mean all my favorite people are here” during her AFI acceptance speech @joereid.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
What is this, Rashomon
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM