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Maura
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I need to put my phone down
Why am I crying through all of these free skates is this a symptom of perimenopause
February 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
One of the biggest shocks to me is that Andrew is only 66
February 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I mean, I love dogs. I’m a veterinarian. But I guess I don’t find a dog managing to GET ONTO AN OLYMPIC RACE VENUE to be so hilarious and cute. He could have messed things up for, you know, OLYMPIC COMPETITORS. Or have gotten hurt or hurt somebody. ymmv I guess
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’ll never listen to In A Gadda Da Vida the same again
Oh, man. Tom Noonan died? His performance as Francis Dolarhyde in Manhunter is one of the most terrifying, mesmerizing I've ever seen in a film.
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
When these big air skiers hit the jump going backwards I get very upset
February 18, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The masses would say Dane Cook but I say Olympia Dukakis
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Happy for Mike Macdonald
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Whither pitchers and catchers
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Goodnight nurse
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They weren’t saying Boo-urns
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Documentaries are yassifying people to protect anonymity and I just don’t know about that cc @michcoll.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Just said thank you to an AI drive thru we’re cooked
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s silly and small, but one of my favorite things ever is Meryl Streep exclaiming “Catherine O’Hara! I mean all my favorite people are here” during her AFI acceptance speech @joereid.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
5 jobs I’ve had:
-Dog walker
-Bookstore clerk
-Walgreens One Hour Photo staff
-Veterinary ICU nurse
-Veterinarian (Internal Medicine specialist)
5 jobs I’ve had

- Law firm clerk on long-settled Exxon Valdez case
- Temp agency placement guy
- Software salesman
- Amazon dot com Sr. Editor
- National public radio host (but not National Public Radio host)
5 Jobs I've had

Drain tile installer
Sports photographer
Typesetter
Web developer
Content strategist
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Going back and reading @milesklee.bsky.social The Rip thread after watching and frankly not enough Wilbur mentions
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A bearded Ben Affleck and a bearded Kyle Chandler in The Rip is not something I’m emotionally prepared for
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Gregory Bovino died as he lived-farting uncontrollably while deploying a tear gas canister in his face
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
With all Minnesota is dealing with they should not have to watch Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Sean McVay is dissociating
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I love a 2.5 quarter football game 😬 (but I’ll take it!)
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Like I knew this guy was a narcissistic asshole from the documentary, but this is just……..
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
What if The Rock breaks the news again
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Do we dare pray
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM