Hounds of the Matskervilles
@matwend.bsky.social
I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists
I do nothing but promote it well
He/him, ace
discord: pepperdrop
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I do nothing but promote it well
He/him, ace
discord: pepperdrop
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I'm sorry you had a rough day. I have something for you though 🥰
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'm sorry you had a rough day. I have something for you though 🥰
I want to ask out cute bartender but also I know that's always not okay but also we've known each other for over a year and have planned group brunches but also don't shit where you eat but also
There are so many but alsos
There are so many but alsos
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I want to ask out cute bartender but also I know that's always not okay but also we've known each other for over a year and have planned group brunches but also don't shit where you eat but also
There are so many but alsos
There are so many but alsos
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Why we won't be using X anymore ⬇️
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Why we won't be using X anymore ⬇️
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Baby posting
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Baby posting
Easily the best stat from tonight:
Houston Texans (founded 2002) have tied the Cardinals (founded slightly earlier) for all-time playoff wins
Houston Texans (founded 2002) have tied the Cardinals (founded slightly earlier) for all-time playoff wins
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Easily the best stat from tonight:
Houston Texans (founded 2002) have tied the Cardinals (founded slightly earlier) for all-time playoff wins
Houston Texans (founded 2002) have tied the Cardinals (founded slightly earlier) for all-time playoff wins
CHEESECAKE FACTORY IS A SCRATCH KITCHEN?!?!
Honestly, mad respect
Honestly, mad respect
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
CHEESECAKE FACTORY IS A SCRATCH KITCHEN?!?!
Honestly, mad respect
Honestly, mad respect
Two people getting nailed tonight
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Two people getting nailed tonight
We need more billionaires visiting the Titanic and more politicians visiting gas stations
World’s richest 1% have already used fair share of emissions for 2026, says Oxfam
World’s richest 1% have already used fair share of emissions for 2026, says Oxfam
Richest 1% took 10 days while wealthiest 0.1% needed just three days to exhaust annual carbon budget, study shows
The world’s richest 1% have used up their fair share of carbon emissions just 10 days into 2026, analysis has found.
Meanwhile, the richest 0.1% took just three days to exhaust their annual carbon budget, according to the research by Oxfam. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
We need more billionaires visiting the Titanic and more politicians visiting gas stations
It always hits nicely when Oregon inevitably falls short of a Natty, but hits extra well knowing Charlie Kirk once said he'd see them win one before he died and yet we're still here anyway.
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
It always hits nicely when Oregon inevitably falls short of a Natty, but hits extra well knowing Charlie Kirk once said he'd see them win one before he died and yet we're still here anyway.
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This might be the literal worst start to a forecast I’ve ever had. And I save a banger for 40 seconds into the clip.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This might be the literal worst start to a forecast I’ve ever had. And I save a banger for 40 seconds into the clip.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
This has been so much more wildly successful for fifi than I ever expected. Dude is gonna be in the hall rightfully in a few years and that makes me so happy.
Net gained/lost votes through 129 ballots (~30.4% of the vote):
Félix +28
Pettitte +17
Utley +13
Pedroia +12
Abreu +10
Andruw +9
A-Rod +8
Rollins +8
Wright +8
Beltrán +7
Buehrle +7
Manny +5
K-Rod +5
Vizquel +1
Hunter +1
tracker.fyi
Félix +28
Pettitte +17
Utley +13
Pedroia +12
Abreu +10
Andruw +9
A-Rod +8
Rollins +8
Wright +8
Beltrán +7
Buehrle +7
Manny +5
K-Rod +5
Vizquel +1
Hunter +1
tracker.fyi
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This has been so much more wildly successful for fifi than I ever expected. Dude is gonna be in the hall rightfully in a few years and that makes me so happy.
I don't wanna brag or nothing but my tummy and knees hurt so I left the celebrations and climbed into bed.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I don't wanna brag or nothing but my tummy and knees hurt so I left the celebrations and climbed into bed.
Why does Carson Beck look like Toy Story Sid and Ice Age Sid had a baby
Sid Squared ass motherfucker
Sid Squared ass motherfucker
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why does Carson Beck look like Toy Story Sid and Ice Age Sid had a baby
Sid Squared ass motherfucker
Sid Squared ass motherfucker
Well fuck. Dad just said something beyond the pale and I gotta decide whether I should cut him out altogether now. This sucks. Who the hell thinks it's acceptable to just think let alone openly say that you hate Steve Kornacki
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Well fuck. Dad just said something beyond the pale and I gotta decide whether I should cut him out altogether now. This sucks. Who the hell thinks it's acceptable to just think let alone openly say that you hate Steve Kornacki
Ball x Pit is the most addicting game where I don't even particularly like it. It's not crazy good game play, there's no depth. Multiple characters are aggravating as hell to play.
But I can't put it down.
But I can't put it down.
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Ball x Pit is the most addicting game where I don't even particularly like it. It's not crazy good game play, there's no depth. Multiple characters are aggravating as hell to play.
But I can't put it down.
But I can't put it down.
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Wanted to see this and yup, bounced right off his noggin
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wanted to see this and yup, bounced right off his noggin
I miss @babygrotesque.bsky.social and I'm gonna say it out loud
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I miss @babygrotesque.bsky.social and I'm gonna say it out loud
The funniest part of this is DK punching a fan. The second funniest part is seeing jabronis defend him on here LOL
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The funniest part of this is DK punching a fan. The second funniest part is seeing jabronis defend him on here LOL
Dude needs AI to figure the answer is him
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dude needs AI to figure the answer is him
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
A dude on Seattle U just lost his shoe. Instead of ditching it or throwing it aside, he picked it up, ran down the court holding it, and then attempted to block a shot with it.
He got a technical for it but damn if it wasn't hilarious.
He got a technical for it but damn if it wasn't hilarious.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A dude on Seattle U just lost his shoe. Instead of ditching it or throwing it aside, he picked it up, ran down the court holding it, and then attempted to block a shot with it.
He got a technical for it but damn if it wasn't hilarious.
He got a technical for it but damn if it wasn't hilarious.
That was maybe the stupidest football game ever, but I won $600 after at a bar so that counts as a double win.
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That was maybe the stupidest football game ever, but I won $600 after at a bar so that counts as a double win.
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>undisputed
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
Dr. Mehmet Oz’s ability to reach an audience is undisputed.
But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
What happened when Dr. Oz took charge of a wonky health agency
The former TV doctor running the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, Washington’s wonky health agency, has garnered positive reviews — even from some Democrats.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
>undisputed
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
>undisputed
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
Dr. Mehmet Oz’s ability to reach an audience is undisputed.
But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
What happened when Dr. Oz took charge of a wonky health agency
The former TV doctor running the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, Washington’s wonky health agency, has garnered positive reviews — even from some Democrats.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
>undisputed
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
Incredible news. The model now shows a 4am crest for the skagit river of "only" 38' instead of the prior 42.3' (the flood wall only stops up to 41'). Still so much damage that will come of this, but this is better than feared.
Skagit River near Mt Vernon
water.noaa.gov
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Incredible news. The model now shows a 4am crest for the skagit river of "only" 38' instead of the prior 42.3' (the flood wall only stops up to 41'). Still so much damage that will come of this, but this is better than feared.