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Hounds of the Matskervilles
@matwend.bsky.social
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I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists

I do nothing but promote it well

He/him, ace
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I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.
A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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The people need to see this
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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It was much longer tbh but that's when everything crashed. I took an amazing photo of Beau on my camera and a classic buddy photo
A brindle goldendoodle next to a tricolor mini Aussie sitting on the floor and failing to look at the camera but you can tell they're being so patient for me. My hand holding a DSLR camera. The screen is on, showing a photo of Beau, the brindle goldendoodle. The lighting falls on only half her face. It is very moody and brooding. She's staring directly at the camera and it is just her head. It is absolutely a movie poster of a biopic of someone very troubled.
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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If this is my last game of the mariners season, I picked a good one
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Coil
Up
Tightly
Millipede
Vibing peacefully
Predators giving up eating
A meme from the Northwestern Millipede Brain Trust. It's black and white. In a crayon-textured font, it says millipede fact of the day. Then below that in a generic type don't, it says "millipedes' primary defense mechanism is to curl into a right coil. This reminds predators of the Fibonacci sequence and they just vibe out and forget that they wanted to eat a millipede. There are also a few hand-drawn millipedes, a drawing of a nautilus shell, and a hurricane to help demonstrate the Fibonacci sequence shape. There's also like a logo of the Millipede Brain Trust but to be honest it doesn't add much so I forgot to describe it, but it's three cubes with an uncurled millipede in front of it. Rather mid logo and they could do better but we're just happy for them finding something they love even if it isn't art design.
July 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Oof ouch owie
A Sunday Calvin and Hobbes strip. The tiger asks, "How come we play war and not peace?" Calvin, as a shitty little child, replies "too few role models" and he's not wrong but this strip was published March 23 of '86 so maybe fuck off universe. Run it in, asshole. Also Calvin has an army helmet on.
July 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Pie making class tonight. Was a blast.
A whole bunch of baking ingredients and tools all across a marble countertop. An uncooked, untopped pie full of blackberries and blueberries Five pies now cooked, one of which had the filling overflow.
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Does it suck the president stole my job and I had to move back home? Yes.

Are there perks I've missed dearly? Also yes
A tray full of multiple plates full of various tacos and hot sauces
June 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Love rhodies. These are some of the ones in my parents yard. The pink is a good 20 ft tall.
Bright pink and dark red flower bushes sit on the edge of grass with forest behind them
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Took a mental health day and went to the beach. Great decision.
Arrow, a tricolor miniature Aussie, stands on an old piling in a mud field next to a bay, while snowcapped mountains rise in the distance
April 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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First disappointment of the season!
The mariners field before a game they're already losing after half an inning
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Pizza oven was a bit too hot and charred things too much but

Bottom: pesto, burrata, calabrese, prosciutto

Top: lemongrass and chili Thai sauce, mozza, shrimp, scallion, Thai pepper, Mama's Lil peppers, mushrooms
Pizzas are as described above. They look (and were) greasy and too charred, but you know what? Shit slapped and fuck the haters (the haters is me)
March 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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There is also a tomato cream sauce for dipping
The same sandwich out of the oven with melty cheese and cooked salami And the final sandwiches, but into four pieces
February 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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IT WAS FOUR SANDWICHES
Four sandwiches stacked in a pile
February 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Hashtag meal prep
An incredibly long baguette with cheese and salami
February 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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MY KINGS
Ken Griffey Jr and Ichiro on stream celebrating Ichiro's election to the hall of fame. Griffey looks fly as fuck sitting in front of a trophy case full of gold gloves and Ichiro is a stone cold silver fox that could get it any way he wanted it.
January 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Lorna be like
It's got that old douchey dude from top gear standing next to some British tiny red car that probably gets incredible gas mileage and drives like a dream. He's saying "this is brilliant" about the car. Over it, I've laid the text "really well done art" The second panel is the old douchey guy (I think his name is Jeremy? Richard? Something exceedingly white) turning to another car. It's white, presumably only available in Europe and other developed nations that don't solely want giant fuck your kids trucks, and the dude is saying "but I like this". I've overlaid the text "something absolutely deranged and flawed" In both panels, the other top gear guy that isn't the douche or the small mousey twink is standing there doing nothing, completely irrelevant to the meme. Just like his role on the show.
January 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Your place or mine?
A small section of my record collection on shelves with a LEGO jazz band set on top of the shelf.
January 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Pesto, prosciutto, smoked salmon, goat cheese, Mama's lil peppers, touch of mozza
A homemade and poorly formed but delicious looking pizza with the above toppings. It's more like a football than a round shape.
January 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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This is my first ever attempt at a bechamel and let me tell you, this is fucking amazing.
A mac and cheese with a sauce that looks incredibly creamy. The kind of mac that stirring it gives noises to make anyone blush. American Pie had it wrong, it wasn't an apple pie, it was this mac and cheese.
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Annual Christmas shark coochie board
A cutting board covered in meats and cheeses and other such things that fill out a charcuterie board
December 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Uhh, spam is generally stupid, but is this horny or a cry for help or both?
A squirting emoji, a bikini emoji, then the text "I'm tired. Please end it all here vagina lovers" then a heart, another squirt, a phone, and a hand pointing down to a URL that's cropped out
December 17, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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You can only eat one for the rest of your life, which one you picking?
Altoona pizza, which is some horrible looking crust with who knows what toppings because you can't see them, as this pizza is covered with American cheese slices. Being known as the town that turned Luigi in is the 2nd most embarrassing claim to fame and that's truly something. A st louis style pizza. It's basically a Ritz cracker crust topped with provel cheese. It looks dry as all hell and like it could subtract flavor somehow. Ohio Valley pizza. Looks fair normal, with tomato sauce, pepperoni, and shredded cheese that will go great once it's tossed in the oven -- what's that? The cheese and toppings are SUPPOSED to be uncooked? The sauce is just stewed tomatoes?! Oh fuck outta here. Lunchables ass bullshit Quad City style pizza looks the most awful of any of these photos so far. They add malt to the crust, they cut it with scissors into strips instead of slices. Honestly it is the most appealing sounding of the pizzas I shared, but also the grossest looking.
December 16, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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It's funny that the best way to see the SNF drone show was to not be in the stadium. Some friends at the game couldn't see it at all
Drones over Lumen field lit up and forming the Marshawn Lynch hold my dick touchdown celebration
December 16, 2024 at 6:04 AM