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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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THIS WHAT I'M TALMBOUT !!!!!!!!!!!

GET IN THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!

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Exclusive | NYC singles are looking for love at Medieval Times: ‘It’s like Hooters— but for women’
Fed up with swipes, screenshots and soul-sucking situationships, singles are deleting dating apps — and heading straight for the castle.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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We now have data from Trump's first full year in office. Let's review the performance of Trump and the two parties since 1989 and a new age of globalization began.

However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Cormac McCarthy? Liu Cixin? Maybe? But they wrote novels and conservatives don’t read those
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Oh, you’re that kind of stupid
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Nothing. Which is why I’ve never done that. now answer my questions
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
what do you think is gained by calling anyone you don’t like an antisemite?
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Yes. And I challenge you to prove Im wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I would never defend antisemites
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Yeah he’s definitely not though
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The people demand a kinda weak but nonetheless entertaining Mario drawing!
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
thank you for sharing my frustration. I can’t stop thinking about it either, it’s downright evil.
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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tools
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I got viscerally angry at this YouTube ad the other day
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The Trump administration has actively claimed they want Mark Kelley executed for treason, and he responds by giving them more power. Pathetic.
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It genuinely is becoming truer every day that every single bad thing in our society can be traced back to Epstein and his circle. From pedophilia and political corruption, to cryptocurrencies and in-game microtransactions.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Karn evil 9 first impressions part 2. notably, there is not a part 1
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM