Matty
@mattyhayward.com
Ph.D — Natural Hazards 🌋⚒️
That lil dork
London 🏳️🌈
That lil dork
London 🏳️🌈
One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 PM
One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨
And here I shall lay
for the rest of the day
for the rest of the day
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
And here I shall lay
for the rest of the day
for the rest of the day
Be still my little traitorous heart 🥹
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Be still my little traitorous heart 🥹
WHY are my hands dead from some simple hand sawing of hardboard?? 🪚
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
WHY are my hands dead from some simple hand sawing of hardboard?? 🪚
How do you tell someone they take woeful nudes without sounding sarcastic?
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
How do you tell someone they take woeful nudes without sounding sarcastic?
Just before we were told to go home
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Just before we were told to go home
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old sketch inspired by an game skifree
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
old sketch inspired by an game skifree
Someone’s taking their NY recovery time seriously (not me)
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Someone’s taking their NY recovery time seriously (not me)
Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳
Finally trying out some of my Christmas presents and— 🙂↕️
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Finally trying out some of my Christmas presents and— 🙂↕️
I’m afraid my lil biceps are carefully hidden away under this oversized hoodie where they’ll be staying until summer 🥶
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m afraid my lil biceps are carefully hidden away under this oversized hoodie where they’ll be staying until summer 🥶
That weird time of year where I rediscover what a ‘car’ is
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That weird time of year where I rediscover what a ‘car’ is
Today has been a *day*
Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today has been a *day*
Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
One vodka and limoncello too far tonight I fear
December 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One vodka and limoncello too far tonight I fear
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DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
Really really cute Christmas was had with my tiny niece who hugged my by herself for the first time 🥹🥰🥰
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Really really cute Christmas was had with my tiny niece who hugged my by herself for the first time 🥹🥰🥰
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Any room left after Christmas dinner? 👅
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Any room left after Christmas dinner? 👅
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Merry Christmas cuties!
Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮💨🎄
Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮💨🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Merry Christmas cuties!
Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮💨🎄
Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮💨🎄
(It’s a lie; I’m ludicrously busy this weekend)
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
(It’s a lie; I’m ludicrously busy this weekend)
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
The local proselytisers are out in force today 🥲
(I guess it’s the time of year for it)
(I guess it’s the time of year for it)
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The local proselytisers are out in force today 🥲
(I guess it’s the time of year for it)
(I guess it’s the time of year for it)