Matt Bolte
@mattybummpo.bsky.social
Hospital worker bee by day🐝
Occasional actor by night🎭
Occasional actor by night🎭
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Bleed, bleed, poor country!
Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure,
For goodness dare not check thee; wear thou thy wrongs,
The title is affeer’d!
Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure,
For goodness dare not check thee; wear thou thy wrongs,
The title is affeer’d!
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Bleed, bleed, poor country!
Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure,
For goodness dare not check thee; wear thou thy wrongs,
The title is affeer’d!
Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure,
For goodness dare not check thee; wear thou thy wrongs,
The title is affeer’d!
A quick pic with Governor Spanberger and my old high school drama/cross country pal and now First Gentleman Adam! Plus my Mom!📸
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
A quick pic with Governor Spanberger and my old high school drama/cross country pal and now First Gentleman Adam! Plus my Mom!📸
“It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” - Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy👍
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
“It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” - Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy👍
It’s 2026, let’s do some damage!
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It’s 2026, let’s do some damage!
Merry Christmas, everyone?🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone?🎄
If I never see a car seat selfie on a dating profile ever again, it won’t be soon enough!📱📱📱🚗🚗🚗👎👎👎
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If I never see a car seat selfie on a dating profile ever again, it won’t be soon enough!📱📱📱🚗🚗🚗👎👎👎
Feeling Jedi, might delete later
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Feeling Jedi, might delete later
Digesting and watching Star Trek TOS… not a bad Turkey Day!
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Digesting and watching Star Trek TOS… not a bad Turkey Day!
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"My wife laughs at my jokes"
Using "Usha; [hysterical laughter]" in lieu of "lol" from now on.
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"My wife laughs at my jokes"
The Phoenician Scheme was a goody, doubly so with popcorn and soda🍿🥤🍿🥤
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Phoenician Scheme was a goody, doubly so with popcorn and soda🍿🥤🍿🥤
And South Pacific is closed! I’m surprised that so many people found this straddle jump I did impressive…
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
And South Pacific is closed! I’m surprised that so many people found this straddle jump I did impressive…
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A great one by Mr. Tomorrow, soon to be rounded up and shipped to the cartoonist detention center in El Salvador.
May 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A great one by Mr. Tomorrow, soon to be rounded up and shipped to the cartoonist detention center in El Salvador.
Heading out to Bali Hai on Friday!🎭
April 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Heading out to Bali Hai on Friday!🎭
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CyranoGPT
April 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
CyranoGPT
Got sort of dressed up, went out last night🍸
April 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Got sort of dressed up, went out last night🍸
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Bro definitely is a The Thing
March 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bro definitely is a The Thing
Happy World Theatre Day! Going topless in the dressing room for Escape to Margaritaville, 2024🍹
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy World Theatre Day! Going topless in the dressing room for Escape to Margaritaville, 2024🍹
DOING A SELF-TAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER📼
March 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
DOING A SELF-TAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER📼
I think one thing the dating apps need to mention is that you will connect with people who frustrate you to an insane degree before you even meet them📲
March 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think one thing the dating apps need to mention is that you will connect with people who frustrate you to an insane degree before you even meet them📲
Here’s a Falcon drawing I did as a …41 year old man✏️
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Here’s a Falcon drawing I did as a …41 year old man✏️
The more I think about it, Conan’s stint at the Oscars could’ve used more Masturbating Bear🐻
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The more I think about it, Conan’s stint at the Oscars could’ve used more Masturbating Bear🐻
Otisburg? OTISBURG?! RIP Gene Hackman
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Otisburg? OTISBURG?! RIP Gene Hackman
The date wasn’t great but the bloody marys made up for it🍅🍅🍅🫒🫒🫒
February 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The date wasn’t great but the bloody marys made up for it🍅🍅🍅🫒🫒🫒