Matt
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Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Curtis Sliwa is obviously a crackpot but this is making for incredible tv
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Curtis Sliwa is obviously a crackpot but this is making for incredible tv
Feel like I need to take my adderall later in the day on tuesdays to fully absorb all of the RHOSLC drama like this show feels like a due diligence meeting
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Feel like I need to take my adderall later in the day on tuesdays to fully absorb all of the RHOSLC drama like this show feels like a due diligence meeting
Ugh I love the Emmy’s this is iconique
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ugh I love the Emmy’s this is iconique
FINALLY able to watch the US Open live basically the whole time since I’ve been in Europe and it’s on my backwards red-eye on Turkish airlines
August 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
FINALLY able to watch the US Open live basically the whole time since I’ve been in Europe and it’s on my backwards red-eye on Turkish airlines
Just woke up to the Penko news 💀
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just woke up to the Penko news 💀
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
Never really understood the attraction to big/muscular legs but now that I’m watching this match….Holger can CRUSH me with those thighs…🥵
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Never really understood the attraction to big/muscular legs but now that I’m watching this match….Holger can CRUSH me with those thighs…🥵
The Bosch refrigerator commercial is starting to make me feel like I’m hallucinating
August 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Bosch refrigerator commercial is starting to make me feel like I’m hallucinating
Oh they’re just playing through the sirens/strobe lights this is apocalyptic as fuck
August 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh they’re just playing through the sirens/strobe lights this is apocalyptic as fuck
I don’t recall human line judges ever catching on fire 🤨
August 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don’t recall human line judges ever catching on fire 🤨
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
August 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
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Fergus Murphy, on the radio, correctly tells the technicians they’re having a “credibility issue.”
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fergus Murphy, on the radio, correctly tells the technicians they’re having a “credibility issue.”
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
I’ll always support human line judges for this reason (& because I miss the arguments)
August 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ll always support human line judges for this reason (& because I miss the arguments)
Like I’m thrilled for Vicky, but Osaka looks SO DEFEATED that I actually feel awful for her
August 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Like I’m thrilled for Vicky, but Osaka looks SO DEFEATED that I actually feel awful for her
If Cerundolo loses this I’ll gauge my fucking eyes out
August 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If Cerundolo loses this I’ll gauge my fucking eyes out
Monthly Amtrak selfie clocking in
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Monthly Amtrak selfie clocking in
Unwinding with a glass of good wine and watching Venus. Chat, does it get better than this???
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Unwinding with a glass of good wine and watching Venus. Chat, does it get better than this???
Had a week’s worth of screaming/problems occur at work today and it’s only Monday
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Had a week’s worth of screaming/problems occur at work today and it’s only Monday
Someone has to go to jail for this I don’t care
When life gives you pickles, make lemonade. https://trib.al/GM9OE6u
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Someone has to go to jail for this I don’t care
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If you ever want to ruin me don't leak my nudes, leak my selfie outtakes
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you ever want to ruin me don't leak my nudes, leak my selfie outtakes