Matt
@mattpcal.bsky.social
Make Lobotomies Great Again! | NY
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Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Horrible news I think we’ve been re-colonized
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Party in France?
You better vote bitch!
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bonjour from Saint Tropez
Like HOW is this possible I’m h*****
August 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Like HOW is this possible I’m h*****
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
August 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
Monthly Amtrak selfie clocking in
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Monthly Amtrak selfie clocking in
Had a week’s worth of screaming/problems occur at work today and it’s only Monday
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Had a week’s worth of screaming/problems occur at work today and it’s only Monday
Uhhmmm this voicemail I just got from a random number???
July 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Uhhmmm this voicemail I just got from a random number???
How is it only Wednesday
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How is it only Wednesday
Convinced myself I was having a stroke earlier but turned out I was just dangerously dehydrated
July 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Convinced myself I was having a stroke earlier but turned out I was just dangerously dehydrated
Multiple Lebubu’s on the 6 train I’m on
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Multiple Lebubu’s on the 6 train I’m on
Groundstop at LaGuardia for the past like two hours and everyone here is acting absolutely batshit
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Groundstop at LaGuardia for the past like two hours and everyone here is acting absolutely batshit
AND I just got home to find the elevator in my building is out of service, feels intentional at this point….
July 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
AND I just got home to find the elevator in my building is out of service, feels intentional at this point….
Everything that could have possibly gone wrong at work today went wrong; pride month is OVER
July 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Everything that could have possibly gone wrong at work today went wrong; pride month is OVER
Can someone please explain to me why the hell the Monday after pride isn’t a bank holiday….
June 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the hell the Monday after pride isn’t a bank holiday….
Omfg the twinks vs dolls sponsor board is slaying me
June 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Omfg the twinks vs dolls sponsor board is slaying me
Ok I normally don’t do serious posts on here, but the clothes I’m wearing have been in a storage bin under my bed for over 3 years…long story but I started taking better care of myself this year and I’ve lost 35lbs since January and truly have not felt this great in years! Always love yourself 🥰
June 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ok I normally don’t do serious posts on here, but the clothes I’m wearing have been in a storage bin under my bed for over 3 years…long story but I started taking better care of myself this year and I’ve lost 35lbs since January and truly have not felt this great in years! Always love yourself 🥰
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
June 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Gingham for causal Thursday~
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gingham for causal Thursday~
Heat wave isn’t stopping me from voting 🔥(& not ranking Cuomo)
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Heat wave isn’t stopping me from voting 🔥(& not ranking Cuomo)
