Matt Tomasetti
@mattofmyth.bsky.social
Producer @ SiriusXM | Hellraiser
Wake up, motherfuckers.
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! From the Air ‘Indefinitely’
The decision follows conservative backlash to a comment the late-night host made about the reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder.
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September 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wake up, motherfuckers.
I would like to bring attention to the fact that the Philadelphia Phillies exist within the Alien universe. Thank you for your attention on this matter. #ringthebell
August 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I would like to bring attention to the fact that the Philadelphia Phillies exist within the Alien universe. Thank you for your attention on this matter. #ringthebell
As a Battlefield guy, I am incredibly sweaty over tactical limp bizkit.
Battlefield 6 Official Multiplayer Gameplay Trailer
YouTube video by Battlefield
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August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As a Battlefield guy, I am incredibly sweaty over tactical limp bizkit.
I was in the studio for this. We thought it was insane back then, but it all syncs in 2025.
NEWS: In a resurfaced interview from nearly a decade ago, rapper Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew says he fled a Trump party in Palm Beach in the early 1990s after seeing what appeared to be underage girls at a sex- and drug-fueled event
SMOKING GUN Evidence of Trump DARK PAST Resurfaces
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was in the studio for this. We thought it was insane back then, but it all syncs in 2025.
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Walked outside and saw my kids drinking out of the garden hose and now I’m scared that they’re going to grow up to be the worst kind of poster.
July 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Walked outside and saw my kids drinking out of the garden hose and now I’m scared that they’re going to grow up to be the worst kind of poster.
@jeffgerstmann.com been listening to the latest ep & I know it’s your job and you’ve been doing this for an exorbitant amount of time, but holy shit your analysis of what was likely to come from the layoffs was laser guided.
July 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@jeffgerstmann.com been listening to the latest ep & I know it’s your job and you’ve been doing this for an exorbitant amount of time, but holy shit your analysis of what was likely to come from the layoffs was laser guided.
My favorite basic bitch @ninakharoufeh.bsky.social has joined this website 😍 Everyone should follow her if you enjoy the worst takes!
May 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My favorite basic bitch @ninakharoufeh.bsky.social has joined this website 😍 Everyone should follow her if you enjoy the worst takes!
NARENDRA, STOP!
BREAKING
India has launched at least three strikes against targets in Pakistani territory.
This has been confirmed by both governments.
A reminder: both India and Pakistan are nuclear powers.
India has launched at least three strikes against targets in Pakistani territory.
This has been confirmed by both governments.
A reminder: both India and Pakistan are nuclear powers.
May 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
NARENDRA, STOP!
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It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
The people within the c suite rarely have any idea what they’re doing. Many fail upward in corporate America. Here’s further evidence of their incompetence.
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May 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The people within the c suite rarely have any idea what they’re doing. Many fail upward in corporate America. Here’s further evidence of their incompetence.
After today, all reading glasses will be worn at half mast.
CNN reports that in a private meeting, Senator Michael Bennet erupted, accusing Democratic leadership of having "No strategy, no plan, and no message on this spending bill" (direct quote)
March 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
After today, all reading glasses will be worn at half mast.
Slipped back into a Twitter hole during the superbowl but now that it’s back to being a garbage heap that doesn’t work, I’m back to the bluesky grind. Feels good.
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Slipped back into a Twitter hole during the superbowl but now that it’s back to being a garbage heap that doesn’t work, I’m back to the bluesky grind. Feels good.
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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
February 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
January 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Saquon could put up 70 points today. LFG BIRDS.
January 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Saquon could put up 70 points today. LFG BIRDS.
Once Elon burns whatever good will he has with his almond brain MAGA thralls, he’s going full Nazi.
Psh, how could you possibly call Elon a Nazi? He only:
- Did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration
- Obsesses over Western birth rates
- Had grandparents in the Canadian Nazi Party
- Endorsed Germany's far-right party, AfD
- Replatformed avowed white nationalists
You triggered libs.
- Did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration
- Obsesses over Western birth rates
- Had grandparents in the Canadian Nazi Party
- Endorsed Germany's far-right party, AfD
- Replatformed avowed white nationalists
You triggered libs.
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once Elon burns whatever good will he has with his almond brain MAGA thralls, he’s going full Nazi.
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It is amazing how well this has worked out so far, by the numbers and also just in terms of what you see at the river crossings and in midtown. No greater proof of how cowed/dorky/incompetent New York Democrats are that none of them can even find it in themselves to take any credit for it.
NEW: There's been a 51-percent drop in injuries an a 55-percent drop in crashes year-over-year within the congestion relief zone in just the first 12 days of the program. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/01/23/c...
Congestion Relief Zone is Also a CRASH Relief Zone: Data - Streetsblog New York City
Congestion pricing critics will have one less reason to say the toll isn't working
nyc.streetsblog.org
January 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It is amazing how well this has worked out so far, by the numbers and also just in terms of what you see at the river crossings and in midtown. No greater proof of how cowed/dorky/incompetent New York Democrats are that none of them can even find it in themselves to take any credit for it.