Matt Knudsen
@mattknudsen.bsky.social
A budget friendly Jeff Daniels
📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL
🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar
📖 Have I Seen You in Anything?
🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town
https://linktr.ee/mattknudsen
📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL
🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar
📖 Have I Seen You in Anything?
🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town
https://linktr.ee/mattknudsen
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Matt Knudsen
@mattknudsen.bsky.social
· May 12
TUESDAY, MAY 20TH!
The One Man Variety Show PREMIERS ON:
AMAZON PRIME, APPLE TV, GOOGLE PLAY, MICROSOFT X-BOX, YOUTUBE, DIRECTV, DISH, COMCAST, XFINITY...
And more!!
Shout out to my creative partners at @ComedyDynamics!
The One Man Variety Show PREMIERS ON:
AMAZON PRIME, APPLE TV, GOOGLE PLAY, MICROSOFT X-BOX, YOUTUBE, DIRECTV, DISH, COMCAST, XFINITY...
And more!!
Shout out to my creative partners at @ComedyDynamics!
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I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
I’m hearing good things about the Melania movie.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I’m hearing good things about the Melania movie.
FACT: When you're just dating someone, they're not going to help you figure out how you got diarrhea.
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
FACT: When you're just dating someone, they're not going to help you figure out how you got diarrhea.
I think we can all agree that bidet is the most elegant sounding word possible for something that blasts shit off your asshole.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I think we can all agree that bidet is the most elegant sounding word possible for something that blasts shit off your asshole.
From the radical left freedom haters at... check notes, The USA Today...
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
From the radical left freedom haters at... check notes, The USA Today...
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Please sound off in the comments if you're OK with federal agents murdering people.
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Please sound off in the comments if you're OK with federal agents murdering people.
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She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I'm a tight cannon.
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I'm a tight cannon.
It's official, I'm tired of winning.
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It's official, I'm tired of winning.
Years ago, I saw Kenny Rogers at The Hollywood Bowl. Mid-show he said,
"Folks, I'd like you all to give a nice hand to my good friend Sean Hayes."
A spotlight shown on Sean Hayes in the middle of the crowd. He stood, waved, and sat down. Kenny then went on with the show.
I'll never forget it.
"Folks, I'd like you all to give a nice hand to my good friend Sean Hayes."
A spotlight shown on Sean Hayes in the middle of the crowd. He stood, waved, and sat down. Kenny then went on with the show.
I'll never forget it.
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Years ago, I saw Kenny Rogers at The Hollywood Bowl. Mid-show he said,
"Folks, I'd like you all to give a nice hand to my good friend Sean Hayes."
A spotlight shown on Sean Hayes in the middle of the crowd. He stood, waved, and sat down. Kenny then went on with the show.
I'll never forget it.
"Folks, I'd like you all to give a nice hand to my good friend Sean Hayes."
A spotlight shown on Sean Hayes in the middle of the crowd. He stood, waved, and sat down. Kenny then went on with the show.
I'll never forget it.
When I think about the mounting challenges Los Angeles faces and the unlimited potential and hope this city offers us all, I'm proud to endorse as our next mayor, Spencer Pratt.
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When I think about the mounting challenges Los Angeles faces and the unlimited potential and hope this city offers us all, I'm proud to endorse as our next mayor, Spencer Pratt.
You're right, LA sucks.
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
You're right, LA sucks.
Who treats you more like family?
A. The Fast and Furious Crew
B. Olive Garden
Let me know in the comments. This matters.
A. The Fast and Furious Crew
B. Olive Garden
Let me know in the comments. This matters.
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Who treats you more like family?
A. The Fast and Furious Crew
B. Olive Garden
Let me know in the comments. This matters.
A. The Fast and Furious Crew
B. Olive Garden
Let me know in the comments. This matters.
Granted, I may be late to the game, but why do the actors in Stranger Things cry in every scene?
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Granted, I may be late to the game, but why do the actors in Stranger Things cry in every scene?
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Is it bad that nobody justifiably believes anything Putin says while the President of the United States believes everything he says?
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is it bad that nobody justifiably believes anything Putin says while the President of the United States believes everything he says?
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
“Do you have any preference where you’d like to get Thai food?”
“You know what…”
“You know what…”
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Do you have any preference where you’d like to get Thai food?”
“You know what…”
“You know what…”
I may be dating myself here, but I remember when comedians did crowd work because their act was bombing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I may be dating myself here, but I remember when comedians did crowd work because their act was bombing.