Matt Catanzano
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
Halloween Aficionado 🎃
Shows: Last Video Store at Lyric Hyperion & ILL-Prepared at theImprov
Sketches: SimplyUnemployable, Above Average
ImprovAsylum Mainstage Alum
AFF semi-finalist, 13horror Best Film Winner, personal massager model
Shows: Last Video Store at Lyric Hyperion & ILL-Prepared at theImprov
Sketches: SimplyUnemployable, Above Average
ImprovAsylum Mainstage Alum
AFF semi-finalist, 13horror Best Film Winner, personal massager model
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
Page 12 of "The ABC's of Haddonfield"
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Page 12 of "The ABC's of Haddonfield"
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
Last known photos of local teens (shut up, they totally look like teens) who ventured to Crystal Lake to “party down” and prove that Jason Voorhees doesn’t exist.
Whereabouts currently unknown.
@telethonband.bsky.social
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
@mikescollins.bsky.social
Whereabouts currently unknown.
@telethonband.bsky.social
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
@mikescollins.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last known photos of local teens (shut up, they totally look like teens) who ventured to Crystal Lake to “party down” and prove that Jason Voorhees doesn’t exist.
Whereabouts currently unknown.
@telethonband.bsky.social
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
@mikescollins.bsky.social
Whereabouts currently unknown.
@telethonband.bsky.social
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
@mikescollins.bsky.social
Walter made me love a movie I already really liked. #Superman
For the weekend crowd: filmfreakcentral.net/2025/07/supe...
Superman (2025) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
****/****starring David Corenswet, Rachel Brosnahan, Nicholas Hoult, Edi Gathegiwritten and directed by James Gunn by Walter Chaw I’m in the bag for Superman, I admit it. I grew up in a small town, Go...
filmfreakcentral.net
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Walter made me love a movie I already really liked. #Superman
You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
August 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
Gavin Newsom is such a fucking loser. Wild how these dirtbags act like remembering someone's pronouns requires a Mensa card when there are about 10 million different last names in the world and they learn those no problem. Just admit you don't care.
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
July 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gavin Newsom is such a fucking loser. Wild how these dirtbags act like remembering someone's pronouns requires a Mensa card when there are about 10 million different last names in the world and they learn those no problem. Just admit you don't care.
Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly
July 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly
Want to do something fun? Be like me! Support SLAY, director Kyra Gardner, and indie horror all in one: the Kickstarter to finish SLAY is live and filled with horror goodies. (A tour of Alterian with legend Tony Gardner!?!?
SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kyr...
SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kyr...
SLAY
A horror slasher meets coming‑of‑age starring Aya Cash, Shawnee Smith, Zoey Luna, Sean Giambrone, Malina Pauli, and more!
www.kickstarter.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Want to do something fun? Be like me! Support SLAY, director Kyra Gardner, and indie horror all in one: the Kickstarter to finish SLAY is live and filled with horror goodies. (A tour of Alterian with legend Tony Gardner!?!?
SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kyr...
SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kyr...
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
Happy 50th Jaws, you big beautiful Bruce-y bastard.
@chasemit.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social
(Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)
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(Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)
June 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Happy 50th Jaws, you big beautiful Bruce-y bastard.
@chasemit.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social
(Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)
@chasemit.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social
(Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)
My #horrorshort, “The Hanover House” was just selected as a Finalist by Night Frights LA🤘💀
Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
The Hanover House (Found Footage)
YouTube video by The Happy Ghost Productions
youtu.be
June 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My #horrorshort, “The Hanover House” was just selected as a Finalist by Night Frights LA🤘💀
Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
To celebrate #Fridaythe13th, I’m uploading my newest horror short and making it public. The world is full of real horrors. Enjoy this fun-sized found footage movie where a dummy gets what he deserves.
We could all use that. 👻
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
We could all use that. 👻
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
The Hanover House (Found Footage)
YouTube video by The Happy Ghost Productions
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
To celebrate #Fridaythe13th, I’m uploading my newest horror short and making it public. The world is full of real horrors. Enjoy this fun-sized found footage movie where a dummy gets what he deserves.
We could all use that. 👻
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
We could all use that. 👻
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend.
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
May 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend.
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
The electricity in the air around LA as we wait patiently to watch John Mulaney get beat up by teenage boys on the finale of “Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney”
What a show. What a time.
#everybodyslive
What a show. What a time.
#everybodyslive
a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The electricity in the air around LA as we wait patiently to watch John Mulaney get beat up by teenage boys on the finale of “Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney”
What a show. What a time.
#everybodyslive
What a show. What a time.
#everybodyslive
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Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale.
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale.
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
Got to see FREAKED at a sold out screening at the Egyptian and it remains one of my favorite movie going experiences. Can’t wait for the…4K?!?!! #FreakedMovie
May 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Got to see FREAKED at a sold out screening at the Egyptian and it remains one of my favorite movie going experiences. Can’t wait for the…4K?!?!! #FreakedMovie
Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it?
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
May 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it?
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
April 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally.
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
April 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally.
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
Reposted by Matt Catanzano
A brief message from a Tiny Dino:
April 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A brief message from a Tiny Dino:
Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Can’t believe the closest thing we have to inspirational videos on the state of America are videos of Ken Casey telling MAGA Nazis to fuck off at Dropkick shows.
March 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can’t believe the closest thing we have to inspirational videos on the state of America are videos of Ken Casey telling MAGA Nazis to fuck off at Dropkick shows.