Matt Catanzano
@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
Halloween Aficionado 🎃
Shows: Last Video Store at Lyric Hyperion & ILL-Prepared at theImprov
Sketches: SimplyUnemployable, Above Average
ImprovAsylum Mainstage Alum
AFF semi-finalist, 13horror Best Film Winner, personal massager model
Shows: Last Video Store at Lyric Hyperion & ILL-Prepared at theImprov
Sketches: SimplyUnemployable, Above Average
ImprovAsylum Mainstage Alum
AFF semi-finalist, 13horror Best Film Winner, personal massager model
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest
You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
August 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly
July 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly
Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend.
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
May 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend.
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)
#bringherback #horror
Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale.
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale.
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.
#lifehack
Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it?
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
May 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it?
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.
You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
April 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie.
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally.
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
April 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally.
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination
Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!
celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Watching deleted scenes from #TheMonkey
February 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching deleted scenes from #TheMonkey
One of my most favorite movies of all time (by my favorite director, Joe Dante) is MATINEE
This pic from Saturday’s “The Last Video Store” show looks like a still from a screening of MANT (It’s actually a Tremors Graboid attacking David Zaslav…)
Really proud of this show
#physicalmedia #horror
This pic from Saturday’s “The Last Video Store” show looks like a still from a screening of MANT (It’s actually a Tremors Graboid attacking David Zaslav…)
Really proud of this show
#physicalmedia #horror
February 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
One of my most favorite movies of all time (by my favorite director, Joe Dante) is MATINEE
This pic from Saturday’s “The Last Video Store” show looks like a still from a screening of MANT (It’s actually a Tremors Graboid attacking David Zaslav…)
Really proud of this show
#physicalmedia #horror
This pic from Saturday’s “The Last Video Store” show looks like a still from a screening of MANT (It’s actually a Tremors Graboid attacking David Zaslav…)
Really proud of this show
#physicalmedia #horror
In one week, we celebrate rom-coms and #PhysicalMedia with special guests, trivia, live music, and monster puppets.
Plus, I regale the crowd with stories from when I worked at a Hollywood Video in Medford, MA 💀🤘
The Last Video Store 💀📼💀
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Plus, I regale the crowd with stories from when I worked at a Hollywood Video in Medford, MA 💀🤘
The Last Video Store 💀📼💀
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
February 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In one week, we celebrate rom-coms and #PhysicalMedia with special guests, trivia, live music, and monster puppets.
Plus, I regale the crowd with stories from when I worked at a Hollywood Video in Medford, MA 💀🤘
The Last Video Store 💀📼💀
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Plus, I regale the crowd with stories from when I worked at a Hollywood Video in Medford, MA 💀🤘
The Last Video Store 💀📼💀
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Doing a comedy show set in a video store in the future where streaming has destroyed Hollywood and physical media is currency and David Zaslav is an unhinged warlord who scours the earth to destroy any movies he finds
It also has puppets
Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
It also has puppets
Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
January 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Doing a comedy show set in a video store in the future where streaming has destroyed Hollywood and physical media is currency and David Zaslav is an unhinged warlord who scours the earth to destroy any movies he finds
It also has puppets
Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
It also has puppets
Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Remember when #horrormovies were an absolute blast? @joshruben.bsky.social does and he’s gifted us with the best rom/com in a decade that’s also somehow the best slasher movie(!)
Funny & romantic. Scary & mean. one never sells out the other 🤘
Go see #HeartEyesMovie with a crowd. It’s the best 😍🔪
Funny & romantic. Scary & mean. one never sells out the other 🤘
Go see #HeartEyesMovie with a crowd. It’s the best 😍🔪
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Remember when #horrormovies were an absolute blast? @joshruben.bsky.social does and he’s gifted us with the best rom/com in a decade that’s also somehow the best slasher movie(!)
Funny & romantic. Scary & mean. one never sells out the other 🤘
Go see #HeartEyesMovie with a crowd. It’s the best 😍🔪
Funny & romantic. Scary & mean. one never sells out the other 🤘
Go see #HeartEyesMovie with a crowd. It’s the best 😍🔪
Want to come to a comedy show that celebrates movies & physical media, benefits wildfire relief, AND features incredible guests like horror king @michaelkennedy.bsky.social promoting the best horror movie of the year (& best romcom in a decade) HEART EYES? 😍
🤘📼🤘
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
🤘📼🤘
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Want to come to a comedy show that celebrates movies & physical media, benefits wildfire relief, AND features incredible guests like horror king @michaelkennedy.bsky.social promoting the best horror movie of the year (& best romcom in a decade) HEART EYES? 😍
🤘📼🤘
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
🤘📼🤘
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
This is worse than when U2 tried to give me a free album.
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is worse than when U2 tried to give me a free album.
January 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A quiet ghost story for a cold winter evening. Catch it in theaters as a nice immersive break from real world horrors.
Carpenter’s THE FOG vibes without any of the fun - and I mean that as a compliment! #horror #theDamnedmovie
Carpenter’s THE FOG vibes without any of the fun - and I mean that as a compliment! #horror #theDamnedmovie
January 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A quiet ghost story for a cold winter evening. Catch it in theaters as a nice immersive break from real world horrors.
Carpenter’s THE FOG vibes without any of the fun - and I mean that as a compliment! #horror #theDamnedmovie
Carpenter’s THE FOG vibes without any of the fun - and I mean that as a compliment! #horror #theDamnedmovie
Found the footage of the presidential portrait session…
The Scourge of Carpathia
(Truly sorry I did this to Dr. Ray Stantz, the heart of the Ghostbusters)
The Scourge of Carpathia
(Truly sorry I did this to Dr. Ray Stantz, the heart of the Ghostbusters)
January 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Found the footage of the presidential portrait session…
The Scourge of Carpathia
(Truly sorry I did this to Dr. Ray Stantz, the heart of the Ghostbusters)
The Scourge of Carpathia
(Truly sorry I did this to Dr. Ray Stantz, the heart of the Ghostbusters)
Visited the most haunted bar in Florida to promote my horror short, SPIRITS! The Blue Anchor pub bartenders ring the ship bell each night at 10pm to prevent Bertha Starkey’s ghost from running amok. A classic tale of a haunted British pub being dismantled and reassembled…in Florida 👻🍸#hauntedplaces
January 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Visited the most haunted bar in Florida to promote my horror short, SPIRITS! The Blue Anchor pub bartenders ring the ship bell each night at 10pm to prevent Bertha Starkey’s ghost from running amok. A classic tale of a haunted British pub being dismantled and reassembled…in Florida 👻🍸#hauntedplaces
Happy Shane Black Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄💀🎄
December 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Happy Shane Black Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄💀🎄
It’s a proof of concept for a feature I wrote. Made with love, passion, FAVORS (and #NObudget)
A little taste of a haunting topic I’m obsessed with I call “Service Industry Horror” 👻🍹
Brought to life by so many INCREDIBLE friends (shout out to stars: Niousha Noor, James III, Miami Berrios)
(2/3)
A little taste of a haunting topic I’m obsessed with I call “Service Industry Horror” 👻🍹
Brought to life by so many INCREDIBLE friends (shout out to stars: Niousha Noor, James III, Miami Berrios)
(2/3)
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It’s a proof of concept for a feature I wrote. Made with love, passion, FAVORS (and #NObudget)
A little taste of a haunting topic I’m obsessed with I call “Service Industry Horror” 👻🍹
Brought to life by so many INCREDIBLE friends (shout out to stars: Niousha Noor, James III, Miami Berrios)
(2/3)
A little taste of a haunting topic I’m obsessed with I call “Service Industry Horror” 👻🍹
Brought to life by so many INCREDIBLE friends (shout out to stars: Niousha Noor, James III, Miami Berrios)
(2/3)