Michael
@mastermike88.bsky.social
Biggest moron on the platform (probably). iOS Jailbreaking and Speedrunning content. Openly Autistic.
Main platform is still [elon platform] for the foreseeable future - https://x.com/MasterMike88
Main platform is still [elon platform] for the foreseeable future - https://x.com/MasterMike88
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[Splatoon 3]
Version 11.0.0 will release on Jan 29 (Japan time).
This update will include “new features related to battles” and balance changes.
There will be no new weapon kits (interestingly, this note was added by Nintendo of Europe and is not in the original JP text).
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Version 11.0.0 will release on Jan 29 (Japan time).
This update will include “new features related to battles” and balance changes.
There will be no new weapon kits (interestingly, this note was added by Nintendo of Europe and is not in the original JP text).
🐦 original post
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
[Splatoon 3]
Version 11.0.0 will release on Jan 29 (Japan time).
This update will include “new features related to battles” and balance changes.
There will be no new weapon kits (interestingly, this note was added by Nintendo of Europe and is not in the original JP text).
🐦 original post
Version 11.0.0 will release on Jan 29 (Japan time).
This update will include “new features related to battles” and balance changes.
There will be no new weapon kits (interestingly, this note was added by Nintendo of Europe and is not in the original JP text).
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this is extremely extremely interesting
hopefully the new features are impactful
hopefully the new features are impactful
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 AM
this is extremely extremely interesting
hopefully the new features are impactful
hopefully the new features are impactful
Something interesting about the wording *of the translation* of the Splatoon 3 11.0 announcement (would love someone who knows JP to check the proper translation) - it lists "modifications to some systems related to battles"
This seems **way** more broad than just "third kits".
This seems **way** more broad than just "third kits".
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Something interesting about the wording *of the translation* of the Splatoon 3 11.0 announcement (would love someone who knows JP to check the proper translation) - it lists "modifications to some systems related to battles"
This seems **way** more broad than just "third kits".
This seems **way** more broad than just "third kits".
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Ethan Stone X Splatoon Speedrunning Presents…
The Streamer Octo Expansion LTA.
In this event, these 5 streamers will have 3 hours to learn the Escape RTA speedrun, and try to set the best time possible.
It’s an event of learning and execution.
Streamed live on both my YouTube and twitch!
The Streamer Octo Expansion LTA.
In this event, these 5 streamers will have 3 hours to learn the Escape RTA speedrun, and try to set the best time possible.
It’s an event of learning and execution.
Streamed live on both my YouTube and twitch!
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Ethan Stone X Splatoon Speedrunning Presents…
The Streamer Octo Expansion LTA.
In this event, these 5 streamers will have 3 hours to learn the Escape RTA speedrun, and try to set the best time possible.
It’s an event of learning and execution.
Streamed live on both my YouTube and twitch!
The Streamer Octo Expansion LTA.
In this event, these 5 streamers will have 3 hours to learn the Escape RTA speedrun, and try to set the best time possible.
It’s an event of learning and execution.
Streamed live on both my YouTube and twitch!
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World 4 Skip ain't claiming any lives today in our Splatoon race with @dg964.bsky.social and @lontr0.bsky.social
#AGDQ2026
#AGDQ2026
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
World 4 Skip ain't claiming any lives today in our Splatoon race with @dg964.bsky.social and @lontr0.bsky.social
#AGDQ2026
#AGDQ2026
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THE RUN STARTS IN JUST OVER AN HOUR!!!
But donations are open for an incentive, which style will the runners choose? Girl, or Boy?
You can donate here, vote Boy btw
gamesdonequick.com/donate/62?pr...
In the meantime, watch the sick Doom Eternal run on GDQ's Twitch!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
But donations are open for an incentive, which style will the runners choose? Girl, or Boy?
You can donate here, vote Boy btw
gamesdonequick.com/donate/62?pr...
In the meantime, watch the sick Doom Eternal run on GDQ's Twitch!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
THE RUN STARTS IN JUST OVER AN HOUR!!!
But donations are open for an incentive, which style will the runners choose? Girl, or Boy?
You can donate here, vote Boy btw
gamesdonequick.com/donate/62?pr...
In the meantime, watch the sick Doom Eternal run on GDQ's Twitch!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
But donations are open for an incentive, which style will the runners choose? Girl, or Boy?
You can donate here, vote Boy btw
gamesdonequick.com/donate/62?pr...
In the meantime, watch the sick Doom Eternal run on GDQ's Twitch!
www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
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feeling ready for gdq, flying out tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
feeling ready for gdq, flying out tomorrow
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I know we all have feelings about today's revelations. But let's not stoop to hateposting.
That is not doing better.
If yall were so quick to post your doubts (as you are with this hate) when this started, we wouldn't be here.
Getting likes by saying "Fuck [name]" is not constructive.
Do better.
That is not doing better.
If yall were so quick to post your doubts (as you are with this hate) when this started, we wouldn't be here.
Getting likes by saying "Fuck [name]" is not constructive.
Do better.
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I know we all have feelings about today's revelations. But let's not stoop to hateposting.
That is not doing better.
If yall were so quick to post your doubts (as you are with this hate) when this started, we wouldn't be here.
Getting likes by saying "Fuck [name]" is not constructive.
Do better.
That is not doing better.
If yall were so quick to post your doubts (as you are with this hate) when this started, we wouldn't be here.
Getting likes by saying "Fuck [name]" is not constructive.
Do better.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Gonna be running at agdq 2026! Finally running at an in-person gdq is insane and im gonna win against @dg964.bsky.social in the process, get ready :D
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gonna be running at agdq 2026! Finally running at an in-person gdq is insane and im gonna win against @dg964.bsky.social in the process, get ready :D
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Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:
• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:
• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
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"move to another platform" says the CEO of a struggling platform, to a userbase consisting entirely of people who have shown they'll willingly move to another platform
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"move to another platform" says the CEO of a struggling platform, to a userbase consisting entirely of people who have shown they'll willingly move to another platform
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Reacting to a CHEATED Splatoon Speedrun
YouTube video by Ethan Stone
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hot take of the century: the Bananza DLC is good DLC... if you fall into a niche group of:
- liking Bananza (and its movement and gameplay)
- liking roguelikes
If you don't fall into this niche group then yeah the DLC is not for you... which is probably why almost nothing in it affects base 100%.
- liking Bananza (and its movement and gameplay)
- liking roguelikes
If you don't fall into this niche group then yeah the DLC is not for you... which is probably why almost nothing in it affects base 100%.
September 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
hot take of the century: the Bananza DLC is good DLC... if you fall into a niche group of:
- liking Bananza (and its movement and gameplay)
- liking roguelikes
If you don't fall into this niche group then yeah the DLC is not for you... which is probably why almost nothing in it affects base 100%.
- liking Bananza (and its movement and gameplay)
- liking roguelikes
If you don't fall into this niche group then yeah the DLC is not for you... which is probably why almost nothing in it affects base 100%.
Reposted by Michael
the funniest clip from reacting to a cheated splatoon world record
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
the funniest clip from reacting to a cheated splatoon world record
It appears as though Jared (the one from Jackpot) got hacked on [elon's platform] and is now sending scam dms.
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It appears as though Jared (the one from Jackpot) got hacked on [elon's platform] and is now sending scam dms.
Splat Safety is the definition of persistent ineptitude and incompetence, and should genuinely cease to exist as it currently exists.
A quick(-ish) thread (as an outsider (mostly)):
A quick(-ish) thread (as an outsider (mostly)):
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Splat Safety is the definition of persistent ineptitude and incompetence, and should genuinely cease to exist as it currently exists.
A quick(-ish) thread (as an outsider (mostly)):
A quick(-ish) thread (as an outsider (mostly)):
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CONTENT PEOPLE LISTEN UP!
I want to host a week long event where 3 casual content creators learn how to speedrun Octo Expansion Any% in a week with the help of some coaches that then race at the end to see who wins, maybe for some dollars (dont count on it)
I need people who are dedicated...
1/2
I want to host a week long event where 3 casual content creators learn how to speedrun Octo Expansion Any% in a week with the help of some coaches that then race at the end to see who wins, maybe for some dollars (dont count on it)
I need people who are dedicated...
1/2
August 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
CONTENT PEOPLE LISTEN UP!
I want to host a week long event where 3 casual content creators learn how to speedrun Octo Expansion Any% in a week with the help of some coaches that then race at the end to see who wins, maybe for some dollars (dont count on it)
I need people who are dedicated...
1/2
I want to host a week long event where 3 casual content creators learn how to speedrun Octo Expansion Any% in a week with the help of some coaches that then race at the end to see who wins, maybe for some dollars (dont count on it)
I need people who are dedicated...
1/2
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As of about 2 hours ago, the first public beta of my Splatoon 1 randomizer mod is now out! (Overview video can be found in the replies, which has a download link to the randomizer if you wish to try it for yourself!) #splatoon #splatoonmods #splatoon1
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
As of about 2 hours ago, the first public beta of my Splatoon 1 randomizer mod is now out! (Overview video can be found in the replies, which has a download link to the randomizer if you wish to try it for yourself!) #splatoon #splatoonmods #splatoon1
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[Nintendo Legal]
RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission.
Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games.
The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events.
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RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission.
Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games.
The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events.
🐦 original post
August 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
[Nintendo Legal]
RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission.
Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games.
The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events.
🐦 original post
RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission.
Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games.
The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events.
🐦 original post
cold take: Game Key Cards just disincentivize purchases more than Digital-only games and I honestly wish that those that are using them would admit that their games are Digital-only
July 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
cold take: Game Key Cards just disincentivize purchases more than Digital-only games and I honestly wish that those that are using them would admit that their games are Digital-only
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got trolled so hard in world 4 this should have been 1:00:2x
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
got trolled so hard in world 4 this should have been 1:00:2x