Michael
mastermike88.bsky.social
Michael
@mastermike88.bsky.social
Biggest moron on the platform (probably). iOS Jailbreaking and Speedrunning content. Openly Autistic.

Main platform is still [elon platform] for the foreseeable future - https://x.com/MasterMike88
update: found it

(Image for those what don't want to touch [elon's platform])

x.com/NintendoVS/s...
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It appears as though Jared (the one from Jackpot) got hacked on [elon's platform] and is now sending scam dms.
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
SplatoonJP has just reposted their post with an updated/corrected image.
June 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dear Pick

unfortunately they are not coming out until later

Kind Regards,
Nintendo_CS
June 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
not today
June 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
nope
June 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
June 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
please check yourself
June 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Splatoon 3 on Switch 2 is well-programmed with no issues at all.
June 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
that clip was the second (new!) glitch

here's a clip of the first
June 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
saw you commented on DUDE's video saying it didn't work on multiplayer earlier: I checked earlier and it does (+ the other new glitch found by some Japanese speedrunners also works in multiplayer)

clip for that new glitch (in multiplayer)
June 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
saw this idea come up from somebody I indirectly know
June 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
me: wants an iPad mini 6
also me: *buys 4 of them with varying degrees of LCD damage for $336 total* ($84/iPad)
April 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but is there not also a technical nerf (albeit one that also doesn't matter) to Quick Super Jump.

Based on the interpretation I have of this bug fix, it sounds as though QSJ + super jumping immediately after doing the spawn will no longer allow the player to keep armor
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
fuck it we gamble!
February 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
iPhone 16e is trash value for $600

don't buy one
February 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
the gamble succeeded
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
bought another device again by the way
February 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Device 117 is yet another 17.0 iPhone (my first iPhone 12 and my first mini iPhone too)

deal isn't great whatsoever but whatever
February 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
also, before anybody asks: none of their other listings seem to be reusing old photos and whatever
February 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
let's go gambling!

possibly got an M2 11" iPad Pro on 16.6 for $325 total?

only oddity is that the title says it's a 12.9"... but everything else (model number, photos, etc.) corresponds to an 11", and the title's condition lines up with the pictures.

guess we shall see.
February 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In the interest of transparency and not making more replies to this, this was my personal interpretation of the 2023 stuff
January 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I now have two Apple Watches:
- Apple Watch Series 4 (40mm), watchOS 6.2.8
- Apple Watch SE1 (40mm), watchOS 10.6.1

Device Total: 112
January 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I promise I am ok and am mentally sound.

(Device 109: iPad 7 on 16.1)
December 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I am a normal human being:
- iPhone 14 Pro on 16.4.1 for $320 total
- iPhone 14 on 16.6.1 for $240 total
December 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM