Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
Never been wrong in my life
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
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Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
· Jul 12
I don’t want to hear about your suffering until you’ve had to do personal reflection and accept someone telling you that you pull off the “I don’t brush my hair look”
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the sexual tension between me and the guy pressed up against the automatic back doors of the bus as passengers shuffle off
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the sexual tension between me and the guy pressed up against the automatic back doors of the bus as passengers shuffle off
I loved Collin Powell in spy kids 3d
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 AM
I loved Collin Powell in spy kids 3d
from a very young age I knew I wanted to monologue
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 AM
from a very young age I knew I wanted to monologue
he has a monster cock and that’s actually why he’s called Frankenstein’s monster
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
he has a monster cock and that’s actually why he’s called Frankenstein’s monster
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me on sniffies with the intent of completely wasting a man’s time: hey
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
me on sniffies with the intent of completely wasting a man’s time: hey
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
put a call out for ppl good at photoshop for a lil edit I need and ended up getting a lot of intel on how various types of ppl view AI — bc so many of them replied to my explicit ask for a human being by informing me my iPhone or Gemini could do it (also lol it literally cannot)
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
put a call out for ppl good at photoshop for a lil edit I need and ended up getting a lot of intel on how various types of ppl view AI — bc so many of them replied to my explicit ask for a human being by informing me my iPhone or Gemini could do it (also lol it literally cannot)
many years ago I added cascadas Christmas album to my holiday playlist and it doesn’t hit the same now but I don’t have the heart to remove it cuz I’m like… i bet the bump in streams is a lovely little Christmas gift
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
many years ago I added cascadas Christmas album to my holiday playlist and it doesn’t hit the same now but I don’t have the heart to remove it cuz I’m like… i bet the bump in streams is a lovely little Christmas gift
no matter what happens, nobody can ever take away the drunk snaps my mom sends me and I think that’s beautiful
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
no matter what happens, nobody can ever take away the drunk snaps my mom sends me and I think that’s beautiful
switched to Apple Music and I can say the most noticeable thing is how much apple overestimated I want to hear a man
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
switched to Apple Music and I can say the most noticeable thing is how much apple overestimated I want to hear a man
I love when I pretend I’m gonna eat my dogs and they don’t even react. Like damn bitch you really think I’m not built like that huh
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I love when I pretend I’m gonna eat my dogs and they don’t even react. Like damn bitch you really think I’m not built like that huh
lads, are we moisturizing our dick and balls ?
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
lads, are we moisturizing our dick and balls ?
imagine being a 40 year old man at a karaoke bar in sweat shorts and slides asking a woman you just met how much she weighs
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
imagine being a 40 year old man at a karaoke bar in sweat shorts and slides asking a woman you just met how much she weighs
me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence:
🙈🦪😱
🙈🦪😱
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence:
🙈🦪😱
🙈🦪😱
it’s giving mucus membrane
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
it’s giving mucus membrane
waiting for you is like waiting for Pinterest to show me a result that’s not AI — useless and disappointing
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
waiting for you is like waiting for Pinterest to show me a result that’s not AI — useless and disappointing
this is why my phone has 0 normal flattering photos of me in the last year and a half (including at my wedding)
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this is why my phone has 0 normal flattering photos of me in the last year and a half (including at my wedding)
it can be scary after a night of drinking to find a 1:12 minute long video of your friend on her hands and knees performing “Lips of an Angel” at the gay dive bar. scary because it raises questions like what else happened that didn’t get documented
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
it can be scary after a night of drinking to find a 1:12 minute long video of your friend on her hands and knees performing “Lips of an Angel” at the gay dive bar. scary because it raises questions like what else happened that didn’t get documented
need the gov to take the money it uses to subsidize the dairy industry and give some (aka most) to alternative milks
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
need the gov to take the money it uses to subsidize the dairy industry and give some (aka most) to alternative milks
people think I’m above suing a dead person. I’m not
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
people think I’m above suing a dead person. I’m not
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
sexting the older generation requires self-confidence. for example, I sent a nude and he just gave it a thumbs up reaction 😩 weaker folks may never recover from such things
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sexting the older generation requires self-confidence. for example, I sent a nude and he just gave it a thumbs up reaction 😩 weaker folks may never recover from such things
if there’s one thing Bluesky is gonna do, it’s automoderate my content immediately, regardless of how suggestive it is or is not
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if there’s one thing Bluesky is gonna do, it’s automoderate my content immediately, regardless of how suggestive it is or is not