Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
Never been wrong in my life
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
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Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
· Jul 12
I don’t want to hear about your suffering until you’ve had to do personal reflection and accept someone telling you that you pull off the “I don’t brush my hair look”
waiting for you is like waiting for Pinterest to show me a result that’s not AI — useless and disappointing
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
waiting for you is like waiting for Pinterest to show me a result that’s not AI — useless and disappointing
this is why my phone has 0 normal flattering photos of me in the last year and a half (including at my wedding)
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this is why my phone has 0 normal flattering photos of me in the last year and a half (including at my wedding)
it can be scary after a night of drinking to find a 1:12 minute long video of your friend on her hands and knees performing “Lips of an Angel” at the gay dive bar. scary because it raises questions like what else happened that didn’t get documented
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
it can be scary after a night of drinking to find a 1:12 minute long video of your friend on her hands and knees performing “Lips of an Angel” at the gay dive bar. scary because it raises questions like what else happened that didn’t get documented
need the gov to take the money it uses to subsidize the dairy industry and give some (aka most) to alternative milks
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
need the gov to take the money it uses to subsidize the dairy industry and give some (aka most) to alternative milks
people think I’m above suing a dead person. I’m not
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
people think I’m above suing a dead person. I’m not
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
sexting the older generation requires self-confidence. for example, I sent a nude and he just gave it a thumbs up reaction 😩 weaker folks may never recover from such things
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sexting the older generation requires self-confidence. for example, I sent a nude and he just gave it a thumbs up reaction 😩 weaker folks may never recover from such things
if there’s one thing Bluesky is gonna do, it’s automoderate my content immediately, regardless of how suggestive it is or is not
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if there’s one thing Bluesky is gonna do, it’s automoderate my content immediately, regardless of how suggestive it is or is not
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
i mixed matcha + eggnog idgaf
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i mixed matcha + eggnog idgaf
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Yall remember when council heard 100% opposition to expanding SPD surveillance then voted 7-2 to move forward while dismissing concerns about ICE access? Well ICE has access to police cameras all over the state already :) www.king5.com/article/news...
Federal immigration authorities accessed Washington state license plate readers, report finds
The findings have prompted several police departments to restrict access to their surveillance systems and investigate how federal agents gained entry.
www.king5.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yall remember when council heard 100% opposition to expanding SPD surveillance then voted 7-2 to move forward while dismissing concerns about ICE access? Well ICE has access to police cameras all over the state already :) www.king5.com/article/news...
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
me when I’m done taking 20 loads: Tip me over and pour me out!
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
me when I’m done taking 20 loads: Tip me over and pour me out!
hi I’m James. I live inside my friend’s giant peach tit
October 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
hi I’m James. I live inside my friend’s giant peach tit
someone at my work muttered to themselves about the seat being left up but then also immediately took off their shoes to shit in the work restroom so… I just think they care about unique things
October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
someone at my work muttered to themselves about the seat being left up but then also immediately took off their shoes to shit in the work restroom so… I just think they care about unique things
my coworkers have clocked me this week for casually saying “amalgamation” and “it’s giving cuneiform” but I won’t apologize for knowing things
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
my coworkers have clocked me this week for casually saying “amalgamation” and “it’s giving cuneiform” but I won’t apologize for knowing things
going to start asking people who do fantasy football if they’re “fantasizing”
October 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
going to start asking people who do fantasy football if they’re “fantasizing”
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
anytime someone captions a photo of themselves with “is this anything?” it takes everything in me to resist replying “no. hope this helps!”
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
anytime someone captions a photo of themselves with “is this anything?” it takes everything in me to resist replying “no. hope this helps!”
I hate locktober. get them out of there!!!
October 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hate locktober. get them out of there!!!
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I guess it’s true what my grandma said. You can’t expect to hear from every man you let suck your tit at the bar just bc you let them suck your tit. so RIP grandma u were full of wisdom
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I guess it’s true what my grandma said. You can’t expect to hear from every man you let suck your tit at the bar just bc you let them suck your tit. so RIP grandma u were full of wisdom