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masterblaster69.bsky.social
Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
200 followers 120 following 600 posts
Never been wrong in my life
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
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this is why my phone has 0 normal flattering photos of me in the last year and a half (including at my wedding)
A long haired brunette in a cropped black shirt and faded blue jeans is facing half away from the camera in a dive bar. Their head is turned back and tilted sideways giving a peculiar and alarming look at the camera A long haired brunette in a cropped black shirt and faded blue jeans is facing the camera in a dive bar doing a weird stiff bodied pose like a robot controlled human switched off A long haired brunette in a cropped black shirt and faded blue jeans in a dive bar on their knees with their hands reaching up to the camera. Their face is alarmed and anguished as if they’re saying “why would you do this to me” a wood board on the wall of a bar that reads transexual Garfield in white. Below that in black is more graffiti that reads pissy cunt
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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wait, is it #humpday? I’ve missed it since Halloween but I was a mouse… duh
A long haired brunette taking a selfie in a big bar bathroom mirror. They’re smirking at the camera with one leg up on the counter. They’re wearing a little black top and a jockstrap showing major butt. They have mouse ears on their head
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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every time I read my #book I think to myself “Isaac Ass-To-Mouth”
the cover of the book foundation by Issac Asimov. It shows his name and a rocket shooting in front of of a sun
October 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
masterblaster69.bsky.social
anyways here’s an album that’s actually good that dropped today
Album cover of the debut album from Gatlin called “The eldest daughter.” The album is a woman in a red dress perched in the branches of a desiduous tree with no leaves over a body of water
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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every commercial I see for the cbs white people in country music reality show makes me mad bc “my kind of country” already exists and is so compelling and explores such interesting facets of country music while being infinitely more diverse
Cover for a tv show called “my kind of country.” Three people in colorful outfits are centered with the name of the show in front of them. At the top it reads that Reece Witherspoon and Kacey Musgraves are executive producers.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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my brain is constantly singing the chorus of midnight sun as a low hum in the background of every other thought
The almost cover for Midnight Sun by Zara Larsson. She’s on her hands and knees in grass with the sun breaking behind a tree in the background. The words midnight sun are in the foreground in yellow. It’s all giving summer vibes
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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my legs look so strong (accurately reflecting reality) in this
Two people sit in a hanging egg basket chair smiling at the camera. One is sitting on the others lap
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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me changing the whole vibe at the kickback by putting on the “PIRANHA” music video and forcing everyone to watch at the end when it becomes the cover art for the album
The cover art for Lights’s album “A6” it’s a woman with white hair in a black suit-like outfit in a field at night in front of a billboard that shows her face and the giant red text “A6”
July 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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My weekend was spent recreating this half second b-girl moment from Miley’s “walk of fame” video including at the nude beach sorry to everyone who missed it
A screenshot from a boomerang where a naked brunette is laughing and cheersing a can of seltzer with one hand while covering their junk with another at a nude beach Screenshot from Miley Cyrus’s music video for “walk of fame” where she’s on the ground in a wet alley in a pose that looks like break dancing with one leg bent at the knee propping up her lower body while her other leg is bent in the air over her head. She’s wearing glamorous clothes despite being on the ground in a wet alley
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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New Album Release!

what an album. what a vibe. what a career (recently won a Grammy for her work on Cowboy Carter yes I’m trying to pander to Beyoncé fans)
the black and white album cover for the new album called “All Things Light” by the music artist Cam. The album is a woman with curly blond hair in a suit. Her face is obscured by a bright glowing white light where her features would be
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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flew to Dallas for Kesha and the concert got canceled bc of weather but look at my loaded fries I get to eat drunk
fries covered in falafel and various sauces and pickled veggies
July 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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drag is a glamorous hobby for glamorous women
someone in a fun blonde wig with no shirt and little black shorts taking a selfie in a fully body mirror in an intentionally awkward plain pose
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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big weekend for dumb sluts AKA my return to drag
A blonde drag queen in all pink with her left arm first pumping a blonde drag queen pretending she has big lips like the octopus sculpture she’s posing next to a selfie of a blonde drag queen with bold graphic makeup A selfie really up close of a drag queen looking ugly on purpose
June 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I created things ☀️🌊🍓
A large white bowl with blue upside down waves painted on the rim, and a sunflower flanked by two fish in an Ancient Greek ceramic style A morphed strawberry in my garden that is shaped like it has two little wings on it
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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lol getting my job cut again 12 months after the last time ✌️
someone facing the camera with their mouth to a very full margarita glass as if sipping from it hands-free. The coaster it’s on is a Van Gogh self portrait
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Post your current read
The 10th anniversary edition cover of authority by Jeff VanderMeer which shows a distorted white rabbit with plant life and holographic elements warped into it
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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kinda wild to see myself in a video game
An animated screenshot of a brunette white woman next to a brown woman, looking over the railing of a lookout in the woods. The brunette looks like the person posting the photos and writing this alt text. An animated screenshot of a brunette woman from the side wearing a postal service jacket standing inside a bookstore or VHS rental store
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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and another set 10 years apart to celebrate that I now have a fat ass
a twink in black and white, naked on a lifeguard tower ladder at night a brunette woman in a little black dress holding the mic towards the camera as if to ask “what’s everyone’s name?”
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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does this count as twink death?

*I ask, laying my trap to call someone transphobic for fun*
a twink in pink trunks doing finger guns at the camera a long haired brunette in a pink dress pointing at the camera with both hands
April 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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has to be a great day when the fellow trans woman at a random lil bakery spells my name right
April 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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live laugh show hole in a photo booth
A brunette wearing a flower crown and pink dress is posing like a model someone in a photobooth has pulled their dress up and turned around to show their hairy ass in a jockstrap to the camera
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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@devincg.bsky.social asking the DJ how much it’ll cost for him to play high school musical instead of chris brown
A woman in a dive bar talking to a DJ
April 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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It’s Flower Crown Friday! Crafting for my friends divorce party tomorrow 🌸 #fcf
A long haired brunette wearing a flower crown
April 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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reunited with my college bestie and hiked up a mountain, as we are want to do 💖
A long haired brunette taking a fully body mirror selfie in a cropped tank and short shorts Two adults in outdoor clothes hugging each other on top of a mountain
April 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM