Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino
@massitomasino.bsky.social
Everton.
Movies.
Gonzo Journalism.
I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back.
Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Movies.
Gonzo Journalism.
I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back.
Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Pinned
Let It All Work Out
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And make the away players each be made to dive into the bogs for a heroin suppository before the match?
a man says i 'm all in on this thing on netflix
ALT: a man says i 'm all in on this thing on netflix
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
And make the away players each be made to dive into the bogs for a heroin suppository before the match?
Without trying to disgust anyone, I've just blew my nose and what came out was British Racing Green. Am I dying?
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Without trying to disgust anyone, I've just blew my nose and what came out was British Racing Green. Am I dying?
Fashion is taking the piss now isn't it, I've just seen a woman dressed like a Victorian Child shopping in Tesco
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fashion is taking the piss now isn't it, I've just seen a woman dressed like a Victorian Child shopping in Tesco
Hope Russia is making major moves in the next couple of weeks. Just fucking drop them you crazy Soviet cleansers.
State of this gaff that's just opened up in Manchester.
You did read that name right by the way, it really is called eggslut.
People queuing down the street for the chance to pay ten quid for a bloody egg barm!
You did read that name right by the way, it really is called eggslut.
People queuing down the street for the chance to pay ten quid for a bloody egg barm!
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Hope Russia is making major moves in the next couple of weeks. Just fucking drop them you crazy Soviet cleansers.
@ped7.toffeetvefc.com have they just swerved inviting Everton to The Overlaps Fan Debate?
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM
@ped7.toffeetvefc.com have they just swerved inviting Everton to The Overlaps Fan Debate?
Hates his fans. Hates performing. Hates sharing music. Deliberately makes It hard to get hold of his work. But YouTube always delivers. Here is the bastard in it's entirety.
This album was basically Sunday Mass for anyone who didn't believe in God or Love at the time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
This album was basically Sunday Mass for anyone who didn't believe in God or Love at the time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Frank Ocean- Nostalgia, ULTRA (Full Album) - YouTube
Subscribe Here ☛https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQrunAnW33Ui1bMhg_XtTfQ https://amzn.to/3gXCPrl Yo! Whaddup guys. You know, I love music and want to continu...
youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Hates his fans. Hates performing. Hates sharing music. Deliberately makes It hard to get hold of his work. But YouTube always delivers. Here is the bastard in it's entirety.
This album was basically Sunday Mass for anyone who didn't believe in God or Love at the time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
This album was basically Sunday Mass for anyone who didn't believe in God or Love at the time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
Going to start my own business this year. Fuck it, I'm going legit people. I'm converting a Nissan Navara into a window cleaning station. Get your fucking orders in. I'll jet-wash your wheelie bins for an extra score.
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Going to start my own business this year. Fuck it, I'm going legit people. I'm converting a Nissan Navara into a window cleaning station. Get your fucking orders in. I'll jet-wash your wheelie bins for an extra score.
I'm really struggling to work out what has happened with his agents hair.
🚨✈️ Tottenham new coach Igor Tudor, on his way to London today to start his new chapter at #THFC on Monday. Exclusive pic here with his agent Anthony Serić, destination London.
February 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I'm really struggling to work out what has happened with his agents hair.
Arsenal's atmosphere is fucking grim isn't it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Arsenal's atmosphere is fucking grim isn't it.
Be interesting to see how Barkley does starting for Villa against this Newcastle team
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Be interesting to see how Barkley does starting for Villa against this Newcastle team
When ze Seagulls follow ze trawler
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
When ze Seagulls follow ze trawler
I reckon Rio Ferdinand has a special room designated to him in the underworld when he passes. Not only because he can't be assed paying tax or is a jaw swinging gurner who was basically carried by Vidic for years but cheating while your wife is dying in hospital probably takes the top spot.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I reckon Rio Ferdinand has a special room designated to him in the underworld when he passes. Not only because he can't be assed paying tax or is a jaw swinging gurner who was basically carried by Vidic for years but cheating while your wife is dying in hospital probably takes the top spot.
We have a lad there in the youth team banging goals in whenever he plays. How about playing him for actual Everton? Honestly what the fucks the worst that could happen?
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 AM
We have a lad there in the youth team banging goals in whenever he plays. How about playing him for actual Everton? Honestly what the fucks the worst that could happen?
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Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂
February 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂
Everton are so risk averse it's starting to become a problem. The club "monitor" and keep prospects at arms length, only to then turn and sign an old warhouse with "Prem experience". It's a fucking grim state of affairs.
Never a serious proposition but Rayan one of a no. of Vasco players discussed as 777 looked to buy Everton
Piece attempting to answer 2 qu's:
- Why don't #EFC sign players like him?
- What's going on with his fellow 19yo Tyler Dibling?
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
Piece attempting to answer 2 qu's:
- Why don't #EFC sign players like him?
- What's going on with his fellow 19yo Tyler Dibling?
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
When Dibling met Rayan: A tale of two teenagers and contrasting opportunities
The Bournemouth winger has thrived since his mid-season move from Vasco da Gama, but would he have had the same opportunities at Everton?
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Everton are so risk averse it's starting to become a problem. The club "monitor" and keep prospects at arms length, only to then turn and sign an old warhouse with "Prem experience". It's a fucking grim state of affairs.
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Gareth Barry has played in excess of 13,900 more Premier League minutes than James Milner 🤯
Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏
Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Gareth Barry has played in excess of 13,900 more Premier League minutes than James Milner 🤯
Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏
Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏
Are we allowed to pull people's hair again
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Are we allowed to pull people's hair again
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Sunderland at home to Liverpool is it?
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Sunderland at home to Liverpool is it?
Very grim performance and result.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Very grim performance and result.
Should of left Barry on to be honest
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Should of left Barry on to be honest
My days Everton, you've went full shite tonight lads
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My days Everton, you've went full shite tonight lads
Headloss from everyone in blue as soon as they scored
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Headloss from everyone in blue as soon as they scored
Complete capitulation.
Fucking stupid cunts.
We deserve nothing.
Fucking stupid cunts.
We deserve nothing.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Complete capitulation.
Fucking stupid cunts.
We deserve nothing.
Fucking stupid cunts.
We deserve nothing.