Mary Numair
@marynumair.bsky.social
Local-area woman in Chicago.
I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.
I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.
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Mary Numair
@marynumair.bsky.social
· Mar 13
I went to a Walgreens today where nothing was locked up so I bought nine deodorants.
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“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔
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she’s def got those photos on a google drive
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
she’s def got those photos on a google drive
“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks
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a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
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"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?
Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane
Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome
“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night
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They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team
FUCKING GOMS BABY
FUCKING GOMS BABY
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team
FUCKING GOMS BABY
FUCKING GOMS BABY
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It feels like a fever dream that just a few months ago, Elon Musk would routinely address the media in the Oval Office in a t-shirt and jacket while the president just sat there and looked at him.
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It feels like a fever dream that just a few months ago, Elon Musk would routinely address the media in the Oval Office in a t-shirt and jacket while the president just sat there and looked at him.
Simply the least stressful game of all time
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Simply the least stressful game of all time
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Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers
get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound
So exciting! I saw a guy in a Mariners hat here in Albuquerque and I said "tridents up" and he said "what the hell is that?" And he walked away angrily. Classic!
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So exciting! I saw a guy in a Mariners hat here in Albuquerque and I said "tridents up" and he said "what the hell is that?" And he walked away angrily. Classic!
A woman has asked me to watch her luggage at the airport which is a thing we’re repeatedly told not to do
September 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A woman has asked me to watch her luggage at the airport which is a thing we’re repeatedly told not to do
I can’t believe I got to witness hot dogs from heaven. It’s as beautiful as it is on tv
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can’t believe I got to witness hot dogs from heaven. It’s as beautiful as it is on tv
I forgot how beautiful Seattle is :’)
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I forgot how beautiful Seattle is :’)
Flying Chicago to Seattle and there’s more mariners fans on this thing than I thought there would be
September 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Flying Chicago to Seattle and there’s more mariners fans on this thing than I thought there would be