Mary Numair
@marynumair.bsky.social
Local-area woman in Chicago.
I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.
I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
Naylor really loves Tucker
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Naylor really loves Tucker
given the frequency in which Google AI is blatantly wrong, I’m thinking this means the Ms going all the way
September 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
given the frequency in which Google AI is blatantly wrong, I’m thinking this means the Ms going all the way
Bazardo has been passed the torch
August 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bazardo has been passed the torch
In the middle of a Chicago thrift store, I was visited by the ghosts of some 2010s Mariners and they said everyone should chill
August 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In the middle of a Chicago thrift store, I was visited by the ghosts of some 2010s Mariners and they said everyone should chill
When Naylor smiles, it feels earned.
August 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When Naylor smiles, it feels earned.
Need Jessica Fletcher to come back and investigate this crime
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Need Jessica Fletcher to come back and investigate this crime
Spent two hours at the vet getting routine work up for my old cat. Both my husband and cat were over it
June 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Spent two hours at the vet getting routine work up for my old cat. Both my husband and cat were over it
Where were you during Cal’s 31st hr
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Where were you during Cal’s 31st hr
As we all predicted
June 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
As we all predicted
Me enjoying this weird ass game
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me enjoying this weird ass game
if I jinx this game I will never forgive myself
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if I jinx this game I will never forgive myself
I also got you this Muñoz final out, if you even care
May 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I also got you this Muñoz final out, if you even care
me, watching all 162 mariners games this year
April 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
me, watching all 162 mariners games this year
truly i am so happy baseball is back
March 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
truly i am so happy baseball is back
She's gone, she's gone…
Oh I, oh I
Oh I, oh I
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
She's gone, she's gone…
Oh I, oh I
Oh I, oh I
For the nonbelievers
February 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
For the nonbelievers
The mariners offseason 😍
January 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The mariners offseason 😍
Unfortunately for my haters, I eloped last month with my hot boyfriend. He’s been promoted to hot husband now
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Unfortunately for my haters, I eloped last month with my hot boyfriend. He’s been promoted to hot husband now